The Oscars

[Slaky]

This shit is on my TV and so I'm streaming the Hawks game. I still have to hear this crap.

Everything about this crap is awful. The jokes making fun of them are awful. The people hosting are awful. The speeches are awful.

I suppose some of the movies aren't awful.

That said the people in them are awful.

It's almost enough to make me not watch movies anymore.

One big reacharound from one famous asshole to another.

There's Kirk Douglas' corpse.

Goddamn it.

[Gilgamesh]

This shit is on my TV and so I'm streaming the Hawks game. I still have to hear this crap.

Everything about this crap is awful. The jokes making fun of them are awful. The people hosting are awful. The speeches are awful.

I suppose some of the movies aren't awful.

That said the people in them are awful.

It's almost enough to make me not watch movies anymore.

One big reacharound from one famous asshole to another.

There's Kirk Douglas' corpse.

Goddamn it.

I endorse this post.

[powen01]

This shit is on my TV and so I'm streaming the Hawks game. I still have to hear this crap.

Everything about this crap is awful. The jokes making fun of them are awful. The people hosting are awful. The speeches are awful.

I suppose some of the movies aren't awful.

That said the people in them are awful.

It's almost enough to make me not watch movies anymore.

One big reacharound from one famous asshole to another.

There's Kirk Douglas' corpse.

Goddamn it.

I endorse this post.

This post deserves a nomination.

[Bort]

This shit is on my TV and so I'm streaming the Hawks game. I still have to hear this crap.

Everything about this crap is awful. The jokes making fun of them are awful. The people hosting are awful. The speeches are awful.

I suppose some of the movies aren't awful.

That said the people in them are awful.

It's almost enough to make me not watch movies anymore.

One big reacharound from one famous asshole to another.

There's Kirk Douglas' corpse.

Goddamn it.

I endorse this post.

This post deserves a nomination.

Unfortunately, the award will go to JD to compensate for a post he made 6 years ago that should have won then.

[CT III]

This shit is on my TV and so I'm streaming the Hawks game. I still have to hear this crap.

Everything about this crap is awful. The jokes making fun of them are awful. The people hosting are awful. The speeches are awful.

I suppose some of the movies aren't awful.

That said the people in them are awful.

It's almost enough to make me not watch movies anymore.

One big reacharound from one famous asshole to another.

There's Kirk Douglas' corpse.

Goddamn it.

I endorse this post.

This post deserves a nomination.

Unfortunately, the award will go to JD to compensate for a post he made 6 years ago that should have won then.

Odd, I expected to find you standing outside this thread making bitchy remarks about everyone's outfits.

[Bort]

This shit is on my TV and so I'm streaming the Hawks game. I still have to hear this crap.

Everything about this crap is awful. The jokes making fun of them are awful. The people hosting are awful. The speeches are awful.

I suppose some of the movies aren't awful.

That said the people in them are awful.

It's almost enough to make me not watch movies anymore.

One big reacharound from one famous asshole to another.

There's Kirk Douglas' corpse.

Goddamn it.

I endorse this post.

This post deserves a nomination.

Unfortunately, the award will go to JD to compensate for a post he made 6 years ago that should have won then.

Odd, I expected to find you standing outside this thread making bitchy remarks about everyone's outfits.

I see Fork Vilanche is still writing your material.

[CBStew]

This shit is on my TV and so I'm streaming the Hawks game. I still have to hear this crap.

Everything about this crap is awful. The jokes making fun of them are awful. The people hosting are awful. The speeches are awful.

I suppose some of the movies aren't awful.

That said the people in them are awful.

It's almost enough to make me not watch movies anymore.

One big reacharound from one famous asshole to another.

There's Kirk Douglas' corpse.

Goddamn it.

I endorse this post.

This post deserves a nomination.

Unfortunately, the award will go to JD to compensate for a post he made 6 years ago that should have won then.

Odd, I expected to find you standing outside this thread making bitchy remarks about everyone's outfits.

I see Fork Vilanche is still writing your material.

Cleavage.

[Quality Start Machine]

This shit is on my TV and so I'm streaming the Hawks game. I still have to hear this crap.

Everything about this crap is awful. The jokes making fun of them are awful. The people hosting are awful. The speeches are awful.

I suppose some of the movies aren't awful.

That said the people in them are awful.

It's almost enough to make me not watch movies anymore.

One big reacharound from one famous asshole to another.

There's Kirk Douglas' corpse.

Goddamn it.

I endorse this post.

This post deserves a nomination.

Unfortunately, the award will go to JD to compensate for a post he made 6 years ago that should have won then.

Odd, I expected to find you standing outside this thread making bitchy remarks about everyone's outfits.

I see Fork Vilanche is still writing your material.

Cleavage.

Yeah, but it was Oprah.

[BH]

At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

[Bort]

At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Well, I suppose he's judging not lest he be judged.

[Slaky]

At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Thank you for censoring yourself. Thinking of the kids. Good on ya.

[BH]

At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Thank you for censoring yourself. Thinking of the kids. Good on ya.

The fun filter, which somehow lets me access this site, tracks the use of the naughty words.
Plus i made a promise to Carol on new years to cut back on swearing.

[Slaky]

At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Thank you for censoring yourself. Thinking of the kids. Good on ya.

The fun filter, which somehow lets me access this site, tracks the use of the naughty words.
Plus i made a promise to Carol on new years to cut back on swearing.

Carol doesn't even work here. Neither does Pepe Silvia.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Thank you for censoring yourself. Thinking of the kids. Good on ya.

The fun filter, which somehow lets me access this site, tracks the use of the naughty words.
Plus i made a promise to Carol on new years to cut back on swearing.

Carol doesn't even work here. Neither does Pepe Silvia.

CAAARRROLLLLL! CAAAAAAAARRRRRRROLLLLLLLLLLL!

[Ivy6]

At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Thank you for censoring yourself. Thinking of the kids. Good on ya.

The fun filter, which somehow lets me access this site, tracks the use of the naughty words.
Plus i made a promise to Carol on new years to cut back on swearing.

Carol doesn't even work here. Neither does Pepe Silvia.

Not only are these people real, but they are asking for their mail.  That's all anyone is talking about up there!