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More Husbands Than Pallbearers
« on: March 23, 2011, 08:04:51 AM »
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Re: More Husbands Than Pallbearers
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2011, 08:14:19 AM »
Quote from: Fork on March 23, 2011, 08:04:51 AM
Elizabeth Taylor, 79.

Still, she managed to make it 35 years on that all chicken diet.
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Re: More Husbands Than Pallbearers
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2011, 08:21:37 AM »
No one? Really?

3 people picked her last year.

The 2011 Dead Pool is all kinds of disappointing so far.
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Re: More Husbands Than Pallbearers
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2011, 08:22:20 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 23, 2011, 08:21:37 AM
No one? Really?

3 people picked her last year.

The 2011 Dead Pool is all kinds of disappointing so far.

More importantly, Zsa Zsa is still alive.
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Re: More Husbands Than Pallbearers
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2011, 08:25:39 AM »
Quote from: Fork on March 23, 2011, 08:22:20 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 23, 2011, 08:21:37 AM
No one? Really?

3 people picked her last year.

The 2011 Dead Pool is all kinds of disappointing so far.

More importantly, Zsa Zsa is still alive.

She's partying with Richards and Vigoda.  She'll never die, now.
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Re: More Husbands Than Pallbearers
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2011, 08:26:54 AM »
Larry King and Mercury Morris are breaking out the bubbly.  
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Re: More Husbands Than Pallbearers
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2011, 09:13:36 AM »
"Now she's breaking hearts in heaven." ~ LA Guns
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Re: More Husbands Than Pallbearers
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2011, 02:23:50 PM »
I fell in love with her in 1950 when I saw her in "Father of the Bride".  She was quite a bit older than me so I realized that I didn't have a chance.  Then she married Hilton and I was bereft.  When she married some English actor who was much to old for her I decided that she was unbalanced.  I gave up on her when the Eddie Fisher stuff happened.  Eddie Fisher?  Come on, Liz.  Have you no self respect?  When Mike Todd started banging her she seemed somewhat fat and blowsy.  With Richard Burton she was a lush, and when she married the teamster I realized that anyone with the price of a drink or two had a shot at her.  I mean no disrespect for the dead.
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Re: More Husbands Than Pallbearers
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2011, 02:35:33 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on March 23, 2011, 02:23:50 PM
I fell in love with her in 1950 when I saw her in "Father of the Bride".  She was quite a bit older than me so I realized that I didn't have a chance.  Then she married Hilton and I was bereft.  When she married some English actor who was much to old for her I decided that she was unbalanced.  I gave up on her when the Eddie Fisher stuff happened.  Eddie Fisher?  Come on, Liz.  Have you no self respect?  When Mike Todd started banging her she seemed somewhat fat and blowsy.  With Richard Burton she was a lush, and when she married the teamster I realized that anyone with the price of a drink or two had a shot at her.  I mean no disrespect for the dead.

I love this.
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Re: More Husbands Than Pallbearers
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2011, 09:15:03 PM »
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Re: More Husbands Than Pallbearers
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2011, 08:21:16 AM »
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