Your 2011-12 NFL Thread: Lock Out Fever, Catch It!

[Quality Start Machine]

Now Tim Shaw's Sensual Lover says that the Olsen shit is still going down and the Bears are looking to cut him loose similar to the way Tim Shaw used to cut loose on the dance floor at their private salsa lessons that one time on holiday in Key West.

do I have to explain the difference between salsa and bachata to you again? Sheesh.

[SKO]

And Willie Colon and Tyson Clabo both re-sign. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. Now you're pissing me off, Jerry.

[Richard Chuggar]

Ochocinco to the Pats.  Greg Olsen to the Panthers. 

[Saul Goodman]

Ochocinco to the Pats.  Greg Olsen to the Panthers. 

I was told Jay and Greg are bros which makes for a winning combination both on the field and in life.  What the hell, Jerry?

[SKO]

Ochocinco to the Pats.  Greg Olsen to the Panthers. 

I was told Jay and Greg are bros which makes for a winning combination both on the field and in life.  What the hell, Jerry?

Ochocinco cost a 2012 fifth and a 2013 sixth. That might have been nicer than Roy Williams, who is now a Bear. This is going fucking' splendidly so far.

[Richard Chuggar]

ugh.
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/07/29/reports-bears-deal-with-roy-williams-could-be-imminent/

[SKO]

ugh.
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/07/29/reports-bears-deal-with-roy-williams-could-be-imminent/

At least I'm pretty sure I have the answer to TEC's question of who to hate if they cut Frank Omiyale.

[Powdered Toast Man]

LOL, Roy Williams?

[Brownie]

Unlike Greg Olson, Roy Williams could give a shit about North Carolina right now.

[Saul Goodman]

LOL, Roy Williams?

Great. Now we have to wait for the NBA lockout to end before we can care about sports again. Or at least Hawks season.

[Internet Apex]

So. Much. Anger.

I wish I had time to do an Apex version of the Hitler thing video meme. I'll have to imagine it.

[SKO]

Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Martz five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

[Slaky]

Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

[CT III]

Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

[Slaky]

Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.