Your 2011-12 NFL Thread: Lock Out Fever, Catch It!

[SKO]

Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

[Internet Apex]

Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I was the one screaming DOOOM at the TV during the first quarter of the first preseason game. I promise not to do that anymore.

[Slaky]

Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I was the one screaming DOOOM at the TV during the first quarter of the first preseason game. I promise not to do that anymore.

#fuckoffanddiemeatball

[R-V]

Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I have but am always up for revisiting Huard redassery. Link?

[Internet Apex]

Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I was the one screaming DOOOM at the TV during the first quarter of the first preseason game. I promise not to do that anymore.

#fuckoffanddiemeatball

Will do.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/stats/_/id/10194/sam-hurd

It seems that SAM HURD has played a lot of games without catching a lot of passes. Does he rate high on special teams? They lost Rashied to the Lions, so this might be a better signing than most figure.

EDIT: SAM HURD BONERTIME

http://espn.go.com/blog/dallas/cowboys/post/_/id/4673780/sam-hurd-sets-special-teams-tone

[SKO]

Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I have but am always up for revisiting Huard redassery. Link?

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7514.msg225375#msg225375

[Internet Apex]

Really liking this SAM HURD signing.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-report-bears-add-former-niu-receiver-hurd-20110729,0,7610796.story

"He can play," former Cowboys receivers coach Ray Sherman told the Tribune. "He has a great work ethic and is smart. Tough. He has no fear. He's a great special teams player. He probably was the best special teams player there, and he played very well at receiver too."

*buys jersey online*

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I was the one screaming DOOOM at the TV during the first quarter of the first preseason game. I promise not to do that anymore.

At Bar on Buena?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I have but am always up for revisiting Huard redassery. Link?

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7514.msg225375#msg225375

DPD.

I was just asshurt because you yelled at me and I was only trying to irreverently refer to that game as a bad football game.  Which I stand by.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I have but am always up for revisiting Huard redassery. Link?

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7514.msg225375#msg225375

DPD.

I was just asshurt because you yelled at me and I was only trying to irreverently refer to that game as a bad football game.  Which I stand by.

WHY WON'T YOU LET HUEY BE IRREVERENT? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I have but am always up for revisiting Huard redassery. Link?

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7514.msg225375#msg225375

DPD.

I was just asshurt because you yelled at me and I was only trying to irreverently refer to that game as a bad football game.  Which I stand by.

WHY WON'T YOU LET HUEY BE IRREVERENT? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

I mean, I'll never be BananaHands, but COME.  ON.

[R-V]

Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I have but am always up for revisiting Huard redassery. Link?

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7514.msg225375#msg225375

DPD.

I was just asshurt because you yelled at me and I was only trying to irreverently refer to that game as a bad football game.  Which I stand by.

WHY WON'T YOU LET HUEY BE IRREVERENT? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

I mean, I'll never be BananaHands, but COME.  ON.

You can be really fucking irreverent sometimes.

[Waco Kid]

BradBiggs
27 minutes ago
RT @XAMSports: Congrats to LB Tim Shaw @TShawsTruth who will be returning to the Tennessee Titans on a one-year deal.

[Slaky]

BradBiggs
27 minutes ago
RT @XAMSports: Congrats to LB Tim Shaw @TShawsTruth who will be returning to the Tennessee Titans on a one-year deal.

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[Internet Apex]

BradBiggs
27 minutes ago
RT @XAMSports: Congrats to LB Tim Shaw @TShawsTruth who will be returning to the Tennessee Titans on a one-year deal.

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