Your 2011-12 NFL Thread: Lock Out Fever, Catch It!

[BBM]

This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

His was certainly the ugliest effort of them all. Yikes.

As angry as I was at Denver's sorry showing last night (cost me a little), I am extremely pleased to remember that the Bears will be paying those sacks of shit a visit later this year. And the whole town will be gunning for Cutler. Sometimes life just gives you a moment. That will be a sweet one.

Yes, Denver is terrible.

BUT DAT ORTMAN JUST WINS. UNLIKE DAT CUTLER GUY MY FRENT

[SKO]

This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

His was certainly the ugliest effort of them all. Yikes.

As angry as I was at Denver's sorry showing last night (cost me a little), I am extremely pleased to remember that the Bears will be paying those sacks of shit a visit later this year. And the whole town will be gunning for Cutler. Sometimes life just gives you a moment. That will be a sweet one.

Yes, Denver is terrible.

BUT DAT ORTMAN JUST WINS. UNLIKE DAT CUTLER GUY MY FRENT

I'm just waiting till later in the season when that is truly, finally no longer applicable and the people arguing against the trade lose their last bullet, since Orton is now just 32-30 while Cutler is up to 35-34 and 18-14 as a Bear.

[Internet Apex]

This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

His was certainly the ugliest effort of them all. Yikes.

As angry as I was at Denver's sorry showing last night (cost me a little), I am extremely pleased to remember that the Bears will be paying those sacks of shit a visit later this year. And the whole town will be gunning for Cutler. Sometimes life just gives you a moment. That will be a sweet one.

Yes, Denver is terrible.

BUT DAT ORTMAN JUST WINS. UNLIKE DAT CUTLER GUY MY FRENT

I'm just waiting till later in the season when that is truly, finally no longer applicable and the people arguing against the trade lose their last bullet, since Orton is now just 32-30 while Cutler is up to 35-34 and 18-14 as a Bear.

I hope they are kind enough to put said bullet in their brain and not manage to kill themselves but rather continue to roam the earth like a common Pank.

[SKO]

This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

His was certainly the ugliest effort of them all. Yikes.

As angry as I was at Denver's sorry showing last night (cost me a little), I am extremely pleased to remember that the Bears will be paying those sacks of shit a visit later this year. And the whole town will be gunning for Cutler. Sometimes life just gives you a moment. That will be a sweet one.

Yes, Denver is terrible.

BUT DAT ORTMAN JUST WINS. UNLIKE DAT CUTLER GUY MY FRENT

I'm just waiting till later in the season when that is truly, finally no longer applicable and the people arguing against the trade lose their last bullet, since Orton is now just 32-30 while Cutler is up to 35-34 and 18-14 as a Bear.

I hope they are kind enough to put said bullet in their brain and not manage to kill themselves but rather continue to roam the earth like a common Pank.

We're just getting ever closer to Orton getting run out of Denver and embarking on the Jeff Garcia-like journeyman career that will fulfill the CT meme of him traveling from city to city like Bruce Banner.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Fuck Dallas.

[Internet Apex]

Fuck Dallas.

(seethes)

[J. Walter Weatherman]

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Kevin Kolb single-handedly defeated the Eagles on Sunday...

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/16/kolb-was-calling-out-eagles-plays-to-arizona-defense/

If you watched Wednesday's PFT Live, you heard Cardinals quarterback Kevin Kolb telling Glen Macnow and Anthony Gargano of 94 WIP in Philly that, during Sunday's game at Philadelphia, Kolb was calling out the Eagles' plays to the Arizona defense.

If you didn't watch Wednesday's PFT Live, thanks for nothing.

The entire interview is posted at the WIP website, and Sheil Kapadia of philly.com has transcribed portions of it.

"During the two-minute drill, you almost feel guilty," Kolb said.  "Mike's sitting there giving the signals, and I'm standing there on our sidelines, screaming at our corners, 'Hey it's a go ball, hey he's running a screen, hey he's running a slant.'"

It's unknown whether and to what extent all of the struggles of the 2011 Eagles can be blamed on coach Andy Reid.  The failure to change signals and formations and other things that a guy who spent four years with the team as a quarterback could use to help an opposing defense falls squarely on Reid, especially since Reid knew that Kolb likely wouldn't be playing — and thus able to loiter on the sidelines when the defense was on the field, in lieu of working with the offensive coaches.

Savor the flavor, TEC. Because it sure as hell won't happen again.

[Internet Apex]

Kevin Kolb single-handedly defeated the Eagles on Sunday...

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/16/kolb-was-calling-out-eagles-plays-to-arizona-defense/

If you watched Wednesday's PFT Live, you heard Cardinals quarterback Kevin Kolb telling Glen Macnow and Anthony Gargano of 94 WIP in Philly that, during Sunday's game at Philadelphia, Kolb was calling out the Eagles' plays to the Arizona defense.

If you didn't watch Wednesday's PFT Live, thanks for nothing.

The entire interview is posted at the WIP website, and Sheil Kapadia of philly.com has transcribed portions of it.

"During the two-minute drill, you almost feel guilty," Kolb said.  "Mike's sitting there giving the signals, and I'm standing there on our sidelines, screaming at our corners, 'Hey it's a go ball, hey he's running a screen, hey he's running a slant.'"

It's unknown whether and to what extent all of the struggles of the 2011 Eagles can be blamed on coach Andy Reid.  The failure to change signals and formations and other things that a guy who spent four years with the team as a quarterback could use to help an opposing defense falls squarely on Reid, especially since Reid knew that Kolb likely wouldn't be playing — and thus able to loiter on the sidelines when the defense was on the field, in lieu of working with the offensive coaches.

Savor the flavor, TEC. Because it sure as hell won't happen again.

I think the Eagles and Lions should play each other literally every day until each and every one of them is dead.

[Slaky]

The Lions have Megatron. The Bears have:

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

The Lions have Megatron. The Bears have:

Timely!

[Internet Apex]

LOLZ

[R-V]

Per Big Biggsy's Twitter book, Carimi has been placed on IR. That blows. The Bears are one sprained Webb away from Edwin Williams and Frank Omiyale manning Jake's blind side.

[SKO]

Per Big Biggsy's Twitter book, Carimi has been placed on IR. That blows. The Bears are one sprained Webb away from Edwin Williams and Frank Omiyale manning Jake's blind side.

Let's just not speak such things aloud. They might honestly move Lance Louis to left tackle and try Levi Horn at right before that put Omiyale back in again. Tice just fucking hates the guy at this point. The Carimi thing does suck. Had this move happened when Chris Williams was healthy I'd have been fine with it, because the five they had were playing well enough that it wasn't an issue, but this sucks. Hopefully this isn't a Marc Colombo repeat. I'm not terribly down on Edwin Williams though. I think in pass protection he'll be pretty comparable, I just don't think he's as athletic as Chris Williams and that'll hurt the run game since Williams was doing a fantastic job (the Clay Matthews disaster in Week 3 aside) of getting around the edge.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Dammit.  Dude played all of 6 quarters. 

Can we interpet "Gabe Carimi" to be Hebrew for "Mark Columbo"?