Your 2011-12 NFL Thread: Lock Out Fever, Catch It!

[Richard Chuggar]

It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

[gestures toward center field]

Chuck would gesture toward left field.

Al or Al?

Does Allen have a connection to the Yankees?

I'm talking about Alful Alful.

Al Afalava?

Aaron Affolo

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm pretty sure Eli is half retarded.  He let his daddy pull a elway for him and take him from san diego to new york.   

After Peyton stayed in school to avoid New York.

[morpheus]

I get that the Giants don't exactly inspire a ton of positive reaction from the masses, but seriously, people are rooting for the Patriots?

Is this just an NFC vs. AFC thing?  

Because fuck the Patriots sideways.

It does come down to a dislike of all other NFC teams without Purdue quarterbacks. That and a lot of unresolved asshurt over something something. I have absolutely nothing against the Patriots and I really respect the way they've been able to remain dominant in an era that has seen almost every other team rise and fall on an annual basis. It's remarkable and it's on the level, as far as I can gather. That said, if Belechick were the coach of the Washington Redskins or something I'd hate him with fire of a thousand Matt Murton pubic mounds.

It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/01/24/ravens-kicking-consultant-cant-rule-out-new-england-patriots-cheating-in-afc-championship/

[Internet Apex]

I get that the Giants don't exactly inspire a ton of positive reaction from the masses, but seriously, people are rooting for the Patriots?

Is this just an NFC vs. AFC thing?  

Because fuck the Patriots sideways.

It does come down to a dislike of all other NFC teams without Purdue quarterbacks. That and a lot of unresolved asshurt over something something. I have absolutely nothing against the Patriots and I really respect the way they've been able to remain dominant in an era that has seen almost every other team rise and fall on an annual basis. It's remarkable and it's on the level, as far as I can gather. That said, if Belechick were the coach of the Washington Redskins or something I'd hate him with fire of a thousand Matt Murton pubic mounds.

It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/01/24/ravens-kicking-consultant-cant-rule-out-new-england-patriots-cheating-in-afc-championship/

If only there were some way to know what the down and distance were besides looking at the scoreboard. And yeah, it makes perfect sense for a home team to try to gain an advantage by giving its opponent and extra down during a series. That is some bitch-made shit right there. Kicking consultant? Consult on how not to miss a kick by 20 yards.

And ask yourself: "Who you crappin?"

[CT III]

I get that the Giants don't exactly inspire a ton of positive reaction from the masses, but seriously, people are rooting for the Patriots?

Is this just an NFC vs. AFC thing?  

Because fuck the Patriots sideways.

It does come down to a dislike of all other NFC teams without Purdue quarterbacks. That and a lot of unresolved asshurt over something something. I have absolutely nothing against the Patriots and I really respect the way they've been able to remain dominant in an era that has seen almost every other team rise and fall on an annual basis. It's remarkable and it's on the level, as far as I can gather. That said, if Belechick were the coach of the Washington Redskins or something I'd hate him with fire of a thousand Matt Murton pubic mounds.

It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/01/24/ravens-kicking-consultant-cant-rule-out-new-england-patriots-cheating-in-afc-championship/

If only there were some way to know what the down and distance were besides looking at the scoreboard. And yeah, it makes perfect sense for a home team to try to gain an advantage by giving its opponent and extra down during a series. That is some bitch-made shit right there. Kicking consultant? Consult on how not to miss a kick by 20 yards.

And ask yourself: "Who you crappin?"

Or the Ravens could have just called the time-out they had left.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I get that the Giants don't exactly inspire a ton of positive reaction from the masses, but seriously, people are rooting for the Patriots?

Is this just an NFC vs. AFC thing?  

Because fuck the Patriots sideways.

It does come down to a dislike of all other NFC teams without Purdue quarterbacks. That and a lot of unresolved asshurt over something something. I have absolutely nothing against the Patriots and I really respect the way they've been able to remain dominant in an era that has seen almost every other team rise and fall on an annual basis. It's remarkable and it's on the level, as far as I can gather. That said, if Belechick were the coach of the Washington Redskins or something I'd hate him with fire of a thousand Matt Murton pubic mounds.

It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/01/24/ravens-kicking-consultant-cant-rule-out-new-england-patriots-cheating-in-afc-championship/

If only there were some way to know what the down and distance were besides looking at the scoreboard. And yeah, it makes perfect sense for a home team to try to gain an advantage by giving its opponent and extra down during a series. That is some bitch-made shit right there. Kicking consultant? Consult on how not to miss a kick by 20 yards.

And ask yourself: "Who you crappin?"

Or the Ravens could have just called the time-out they had left.

That it some of the weakest shit I've ever seen.  What a douche.  Holy shit.

[CBStew]

The San Francisco Chronicle is pushing to get the 49ers to go after DeSean Jackson, and to dump Michael Crabtree (duh!).  In the article I learned why at the start of games Jackson gives his alma mater as Long Beach Polytechnic High School instead of Cal.  Apparently before the draft the Cal coaches were honest in their appraisal of Jackson's selfishness.  His nickname among his teammates was "MeSean".   That embittered him towards Cal so he doesn't want to honor them with a mention.  It sounds like his welcome in Philadelphia is wearing thin, so the San Francisco media is looking for a new wide receiver to take the throws of world class QB Alex Smith.  Apparently the Niners are also interested in a new kick returner, though I can't imagine why.

[BH]

The San Francisco Chronicle is pushing to get the 49ers to go after DeSean Jackson, and to dump Michael Crabtree (duh!).  In the article I learned why at the start of games Jackson gives his alma mater as Long Beach Polytechnic High School instead of Cal.  Apparently before the draft the Cal coaches were honest in their appraisal of Jackson's selfishness.  His nickname among his teammates was "MeSean".   That embittered him towards Cal so he doesn't want to honor them with a mention.  It sounds like his welcome in Philadelphia is wearing thin, so the San Francisco media is looking for a new wide receiver to take the throws of world class QB Alex Smith.  Apparently the Niners are also interested in a new kick returner, though I can't imagine why.

Clearly this year, Desean has worked very hard to prove he's not selfish.

[morpheus]

I get that the Giants don't exactly inspire a ton of positive reaction from the masses, but seriously, people are rooting for the Patriots?

Is this just an NFC vs. AFC thing?  

Because fuck the Patriots sideways.

It does come down to a dislike of all other NFC teams without Purdue quarterbacks. That and a lot of unresolved asshurt over something something. I have absolutely nothing against the Patriots and I really respect the way they've been able to remain dominant in an era that has seen almost every other team rise and fall on an annual basis. It's remarkable and it's on the level, as far as I can gather. That said, if Belechick were the coach of the Washington Redskins or something I'd hate him with fire of a thousand Matt Murton pubic mounds.

It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/01/24/ravens-kicking-consultant-cant-rule-out-new-england-patriots-cheating-in-afc-championship/

If only there were some way to know what the down and distance were besides looking at the scoreboard. And yeah, it makes perfect sense for a home team to try to gain an advantage by giving its opponent and extra down during a series. That is some bitch-made shit right there. Kicking consultant? Consult on how not to miss a kick by 20 yards.

And ask yourself: "Who you crappin?"

Or the Ravens could have just called the time-out they had left.

Thank you CT, for keeping it relevant.

[Internet Apex]

The San Francisco Chronicle is pushing to get the 49ers to go after DeSean Jackson, and to dump Michael Crabtree (duh!).  In the article I learned why at the start of games Jackson gives his alma mater as Long Beach Polytechnic High School instead of Cal.  Apparently before the draft the Cal coaches were honest in their appraisal of Jackson's selfishness.  His nickname among his teammates was "MeSean".   That embittered him towards Cal so he doesn't want to honor them with a mention.  It sounds like his welcome in Philadelphia is wearing thin, so the San Francisco media is looking for a new wide receiver to take the throws of world class QB Alex Smith.  Apparently the Niners are also interested in a new kick returner, though I can't imagine why.

Long Beach Poly is also the alma mater of Snoop Dogg, Cameron Diaz, Milton Bradley and ExPex II. Some hits and misses in there, but famous alums abound. And Asian broads by the assload.

[CBStew]

The San Francisco Chronicle is pushing to get the 49ers to go after DeSean Jackson, and to dump Michael Crabtree (duh!).  In the article I learned why at the start of games Jackson gives his alma mater as Long Beach Polytechnic High School instead of Cal.  Apparently before the draft the Cal coaches were honest in their appraisal of Jackson's selfishness.  His nickname among his teammates was "MeSean".   That embittered him towards Cal so he doesn't want to honor them with a mention.  It sounds like his welcome in Philadelphia is wearing thin, so the San Francisco media is looking for a new wide receiver to take the throws of world class QB Alex Smith.  Apparently the Niners are also interested in a new kick returner, though I can't imagine why.

Long Beach Poly is also the alma mater of Snoop Dogg, Cameron Diaz, Milton Bradley and ExPex II. Some hits and misses in there, but famous alums abound. And Asian broads by the assload.

That Milton Bradley designed some really nice board games.

[Internet Apex]

The San Francisco Chronicle is pushing to get the 49ers to go after DeSean Jackson, and to dump Michael Crabtree (duh!).  In the article I learned why at the start of games Jackson gives his alma mater as Long Beach Polytechnic High School instead of Cal.  Apparently before the draft the Cal coaches were honest in their appraisal of Jackson's selfishness.  His nickname among his teammates was "MeSean".   That embittered him towards Cal so he doesn't want to honor them with a mention.  It sounds like his welcome in Philadelphia is wearing thin, so the San Francisco media is looking for a new wide receiver to take the throws of world class QB Alex Smith.  Apparently the Niners are also interested in a new kick returner, though I can't imagine why.

Long Beach Poly is also the alma mater of Snoop Dogg, Cameron Diaz, Milton Bradley and ExPex II. Some hits and misses in there, but famous alums abound. And Asian broads by the assload.

That Milton Bradley designed some really nice board games.

Did you just think that up? Brilliant.

[CBStew]

The San Francisco Chronicle is pushing to get the 49ers to go after DeSean Jackson, and to dump Michael Crabtree (duh!).  In the article I learned why at the start of games Jackson gives his alma mater as Long Beach Polytechnic High School instead of Cal.  Apparently before the draft the Cal coaches were honest in their appraisal of Jackson's selfishness.  His nickname among his teammates was "MeSean".   That embittered him towards Cal so he doesn't want to honor them with a mention.  It sounds like his welcome in Philadelphia is wearing thin, so the San Francisco media is looking for a new wide receiver to take the throws of world class QB Alex Smith.  Apparently the Niners are also interested in a new kick returner, though I can't imagine why.

Long Beach Poly is also the alma mater of Snoop Dogg, Cameron Diaz, Milton Bradley and ExPex II. Some hits and misses in there, but famous alums abound. And Asian broads by the assload.

That Milton Bradley designed some really nice board games.

Did you just think that up? Brilliant.

I can't take the credit.  I think that I read it a couple of years ago.  But thanks anyway.