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Internet Apex

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« on: March 30, 2011, 09:12:52 AM »
Does anyone here still talk about it?
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Re: Sports
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2011, 09:16:11 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 30, 2011, 09:12:52 AM
Does anyone here still talk about it?

Sincerely?
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Re: Sports
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2011, 09:21:13 AM »
Thanks to this thread, now we can! First though, what is a "sport?"
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Re: Sports
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2011, 09:22:19 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 30, 2011, 09:12:52 AM
Does anyone here still talk about it?

Because when you're fighting for your man, experience is a mutha'.

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Re: Sports
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2011, 09:29:58 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 30, 2011, 09:12:52 AM
Does anyone here still talk about it?

TALK MORE SPORTS!!!

STOP TALKING ABOUT SPORTS!!!
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Sports
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2011, 09:31:25 AM »
My apple product is broken.  Who wants to buy it?
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Re: Sports
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2011, 09:41:58 AM »

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Re: Sports
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2011, 09:42:43 AM »
You know who probably likes sports? Sterling Archer.
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Re: Sports
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2011, 09:47:56 AM »
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Sports
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2011, 09:50:06 AM »
Is this a SBOP or another meme I missed?  WHAT IS GOING ON? i NEED TO KNOW!

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Re: Sports
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2011, 09:53:24 AM »
Quote from: BH on March 30, 2011, 09:50:06 AM
Is this a SBOP or another meme I missed?  WHAT IS GOING ON? i NEED TO KNOW!

All you need to know is SPORTS.
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Re: Sports
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2011, 09:54:43 AM »
Pex, I just made a fifteen foot shot with a crumbled ball of paper into the trash can AND NO ONE SAW IT!!

Want to talk about that?

#SPORTS!!
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Sports
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2011, 09:56:23 AM »
Gil, adjested for park factors, you only made the equivalent of a six-foot shot. You're overrated.

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Re: Sports
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2011, 10:12:52 AM »
Did any of you fellows catch that sporting event from last night?  Tremendous display of sport and athletics.  It was sporttastic.  I sported a boner.  SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTS!!!!!
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Re: Sports
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2011, 10:14:58 AM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on March 30, 2011, 10:12:52 AM
Did any of you fellows catch that sporting event from last night?  Tremendous display of sport and athletics.  It was sporttastic.  I sported a boner.  SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTS!!!!!

I TiVoed the sports so I could watch it later. Please don't spoil the sports for me, as I have a designated sport-watching hour tonight (I call it HALF PAST SPORTS, BITCHES!)
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