Electronic Devices

[Yeti]

For the non-Apple and video game console people here.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Anyone else considering an upgrade of their BTE Clarion cochlear implant system to the new Harmony hi-res processor?

Looks awesome!

[Saul Goodman]

Why does Yeti enjoy being tased in the bum?

[Yeti]

Why does Yeti enjoy being tased in the bum?

Have you ever been tased there? It's a sudden rush of pure ecstasy that can only be matched by burning Snork in a firebarn

[Saul Goodman]

Why does Yeti enjoy being tased in the bum?

Have you ever been tased there? It's a sudden rush of pure ecstasy that can only be matched by burning Snork in a firebarn

Which ELECTRONIC taser do you recommend?

[Richard Chuggar]

Why does Yeti enjoy being tased in the bum?

Have you ever been tased there? It's a sudden rush of pure ecstasy that can only be matched by burning Snork in a firebarn

Which ELECTRONIC taser do you recommend?

Hopefully SPORTS! by Tasers, Inc.

[Yeti]

Why does Yeti enjoy being tased in the bum?

Have you ever been tased there? It's a sudden rush of pure ecstasy that can only be matched by burning Snork in a firebarn

Which ELECTRONIC taser do you recommend?

Well, I have an Apple one that no longer tases, but I'll sell it to you for $389.97. That comes with the upgraded Don't Tase Me Bro and Fat Jesus settings that cost $1.99 and $0.98 respectively. I'll even give you my iTase account.

Personally, I'm going to a new HTC Thundertase. Unlimited tasing. Open-source software

[Eli]

Personally, I'm going to a new HTC Thundertase. Unlimited tasing. Open-source software

Unfortunately, I hear you can only get 1-2 tases out of it before it has to be re-charged.

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BOOM!

[Bort]

Guys, I bet if we tried really hard, we could get this thread to go away before it becomes a problem.

[R-V]

Baseball teams areinstalling new electronic devices in their baseball places. Pretty sure Yeti and his ACBros will need some squeegees once this data becomes public.

Fieldf/x will create a digital catalog of virtually every movement at every Major League Baseball game in every park. Already in place in San Francisco's AT&T Park, it is coming to four more venues this year. If all goes according to plan, it will be in every major league park by 2012.

Fieldf/x is a motion-capture system created by Chicago- based Sportvision. It uses four cameras perched high above the field to track players and the ball and log their movements, gathering more than 2.5 million records per game. That means you could find out whether Ichiro Suzuki truly gets the best jump on fly balls hit into the right-field gap, or if Derek Jeter really deserved that Gold Glove last year.

[Eli]

Baseball teams areinstalling new electronic devices in their baseball places. Pretty sure Yeti and his ACBros will need some squeegees once this data becomes public.

Fieldf/x will create a digital catalog of virtually every movement at every Major League Baseball game in every park. Already in place in San Francisco's AT&T Park, it is coming to four more venues this year. If all goes according to plan, it will be in every major league park by 2012.

Fieldf/x is a motion-capture system created by Chicago- based Sportvision. It uses four cameras perched high above the field to track players and the ball and log their movements, gathering more than 2.5 million records per game. That means you could find out whether Ichiro Suzuki truly gets the best jump on fly balls hit into the right-field gap, or if Derek Jeter really deserved that Gold Glove last year.

None of that matters because it still can't predict when a baseball will hit a pigeon in the outfield.

[Yeti]

Baseball teams areinstalling new electronic devices in their baseball places. Pretty sure Yeti and his ACBros will need some squeegees once this data becomes public.

Fieldf/x will create a digital catalog of virtually every movement at every Major League Baseball game in every park. Already in place in San Francisco's AT&T Park, it is coming to four more venues this year. If all goes according to plan, it will be in every major league park by 2012.

Fieldf/x is a motion-capture system created by Chicago- based Sportvision. It uses four cameras perched high above the field to track players and the ball and log their movements, gathering more than 2.5 million records per game. That means you could find out whether Ichiro Suzuki truly gets the best jump on fly balls hit into the right-field gap, or if Derek Jeter really deserved that Gold Glove last year.

None of that matters because it still can't predict when a baseball will hit a pigeon in the outfield.

Wanna bet?

[Internet Apex]

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7738.0

[BH]

So Yeti, as a iphone 4 user and a thunderbolt user, what's the skinny? I'm dying to know. Give us the 4-1-1 asap please.

[Wheezer]

Why does Yeti enjoy being tased in the bum?

Have you ever been tased there? It's a sudden rush of pure ecstasy that can only be matched by burning Snork in a firebarn

I once accidentally leaned over and put my hand into a salt-water rheostat in the carport. Way better.