Totally Unreadable

[Eli]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

[Oleg]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

[Quality Start Machine]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

[Tonker]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

[PenFoe]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

10-year old Pen would like to respectfully disagree with you.

I mean, she wasn't first on the list, but that list had about 10,000 names and one of them was hers.

[CT III]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

You are not correct.

[Tonker]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

10-year old Pen would like to respectfully disagree with you.

I mean, she wasn't first on the list, but that list had about 10,000 names and one of them was hers.

Kelly LeBrock and Beatrice Dalle weren't much featured in the Jewish teen magazines, then, I guess?

[Tonker]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

You are not correct.

And as for you, don't pretend that Madonna wasn't top of your list.

[PenFoe]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

10-year old Pen would like to respectfully disagree with you.

I mean, she wasn't first on the list, but that list had about 10,000 names and one of them was hers.

Kelly LeBrock and Beatrice Dalle weren't much featured in the Jewish teen magazines, then, I guess?

As I said, it was a long list. 

But I have no idea who Beatrice Dalle is. 

[Tonker]

She was French, and properly dirty.



Do NOT under any circumstances do a GIS for Beatrice Dalle, though.  Age has not been in any way kind.

[CT III]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

You are not correct.

And as for you, don't pretend that Madonna wasn't top of your list.

Ahead of Elvira? Pshaw.

[Tonker]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

You are not correct.

And as for you, don't pretend that Madonna wasn't top of your list.

Ahead of Elvira? Pshaw.

I'd forgotten about Elvira.

I'll be back in a couple of minutes.  Talk amongst yourselves.

[Slaky]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I want to fight Mike Marshall now.

[Slaky]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

You are not correct.

Yeah he's never been more wrong. I would throw down RIGHT NOW.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

You are not correct.

And as for you, don't pretend that Madonna wasn't top of your list.

She honestly never did it for me, and I was a goddamn teenager in the 1980's.  Must've been the hairy armpits.

Needless to say, Belinda > Madonna in 1988 every day and twice on Sunday.