Totally Unreadable

[Slaky]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

You are not correct.

And as for you, don't pretend that Madonna wasn't top of your list.

She honestly never did it for me, and I was a goddamn teenager in the 1980's.  Must've been the hairy armpits.

Needless to say, Belinda > Madonna in 1988 every day and twice on Sunday.

Let's talk about Hoffs.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

You are not correct.

And as for you, don't pretend that Madonna wasn't top of your list.

She honestly never did it for me, and I was a goddamn teenager in the 1980's.  Must've been the hairy armpits.

Needless to say, Belinda > Madonna in 1988 every day and twice on Sunday.

Let's talk about Hoffs.

Susanna Hoffs?  Hells yeah.  I'd take her over Belinda.  Nice call, Slaky.

[Quality Start Machine]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

You are not correct.

And as for you, don't pretend that Madonna wasn't top of your list.

She honestly never did it for me, and I was a goddamn teenager in the 1980's.  Must've been the hairy armpits.

Needless to say, Belinda > Madonna in 1988 every day and twice on Sunday.

Let's talk about Hoffs.

Bonus for Hoffs is (to me, anyway) she always looked like Christy Canyon.

[flannj]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

You are not correct.

And as for you, don't pretend that Madonna wasn't top of your list.

She honestly never did it for me, and I was a goddamn teenager in the 1980's.  Must've been the hairy armpits.

Needless to say, Belinda > Madonna in 1988 every day and twice on Sunday.

Let's talk about Hoffs.

Bonus for Hoffs is (to me, anyway) she always looked like Christy Canyon.

This man knows what he's talking about.

[Armchair_QB]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

You are not correct.

And as for you, don't pretend that Madonna wasn't top of your list.

She honestly never did it for me, and I was a goddamn teenager in the 1980's.  Must've been the hairy armpits.

Needless to say, Belinda > Madonna in 1988 every day and twice on Sunday.

Let's talk about Hoffs.

Bonus for Hoffs is (to me, anyway) she always looked like Christy Canyon.

I don't know who that is...

No, really...

[flannj]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

You are not correct.

And as for you, don't pretend that Madonna wasn't top of your list.

She honestly never did it for me, and I was a goddamn teenager in the 1980's.  Must've been the hairy armpits.

Needless to say, Belinda > Madonna in 1988 every day and twice on Sunday.

Let's talk about Hoffs.

Bonus for Hoffs is (to me, anyway) she always looked like Christy Canyon.

I don't know who that is...

No, really...

You poor, poor boy. Don't search at work and too many years of cigarettes haven't helped her. But in the 80/90's... my God.

[Slaky]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

You are not correct.

And as for you, don't pretend that Madonna wasn't top of your list.

She honestly never did it for me, and I was a goddamn teenager in the 1980's.  Must've been the hairy armpits.

Needless to say, Belinda > Madonna in 1988 every day and twice on Sunday.

Let's talk about Hoffs.

Bonus for Hoffs is (to me, anyway) she always looked like Christy Canyon.

I don't know who that is...

No, really...

You poor, poor boy. Don't search at work and too many years of cigarettes haven't helped her. But in the 80/90's... my God.

He's joking.

[Bort]

If I'm limiting myself to Go-Gos, I'm saying Wiedlin.

[Quality Start Machine]

If I'm limiting myself to Go-Gos, I'm saying Wiedlin.

Hard to think about sex with Joan of Arc.

[Bort]

If I'm limiting myself to Go-Gos, I'm saying Wiedlin.

Hard to think about sex with Joan of Arc.

You'd be amazed how not hard that is for me.

[PenFoe]

If I'm limiting myself to Go-Gos, I'm saying Wiedlin.

Hard to think about sex with Joan of Arc.

You'd be amazed how not hard that is for me.

A most bodacious solider, and general, Ms. Of Arc totally rousted the English from France.

[flannj]

Bronson Arroyo is just different, bro.

"Like, I was thinking on a totally different level than they were."

http://deadspin.com/the-pitcher-who-couldnt-lose-1736262596?rev=1445530742910&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

I actually found that to be highly readable.

Yeah, me too, although I think Pen was probably having a dig at Arroyo rather than the writer.  He does seem to be a bit of a himbo.  Arroyo, I mean, not Pen.

I imagine so. Which is fine, but other than the constant "bro" stuff, he seems like a fairly thoughtful guy. Then again, maybe I've just been feeling vaguely old lately (yeah, yeah, it's all relative), hence my empathy.

I've been struggling with the concept of ageing and death for years, so I totally get what he's talking about - indeed, that's exactly the point.  Arroyo seems to think he's the only one who's figured out a load of stuff that, dare I say it, would probably be taught on day one of any basic philosophy course.  Fucking Kierkegaard, he ain't.

And a himbo is a male bimbo, natch.

This was my main hang-up, not that he's thoughtful, but that he somehow cornered the market on it.   

But whatever, I didn't realize Eli loved Bronson Arroyo so much. 

Probably in my top 3 favorite baseball players of all time, along with the two other memes I can't remember right now.

Mike Marshall (the pitcher) and Brandon McCarthy?  Or, was it Jim Bouton?

Mike Marshall (the non-pitcher) landed Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Gos days. So kudos.

I'm going to go ahead and say that nobody on this board who is the right side of 45 has ever wanted to fuck Belinda Carlisle.

You are not correct.

And as for you, don't pretend that Madonna wasn't top of your list.

She honestly never did it for me, and I was a goddamn teenager in the 1980's.  Must've been the hairy armpits.

Needless to say, Belinda > Madonna in 1988 every day and twice on Sunday.

Let's talk about Hoffs.

Bonus for Hoffs is (to me, anyway) she always looked like Christy Canyon.

I don't know who that is...

No, really...

You poor, poor boy. Don't search at work and too many years of cigarettes haven't helped her. But in the 80/90's... my God.

He's joking.

Okay I'm a clueless idiot. But I'm still willing to discuss Christy Canyon at any time.

[Tony]

If I'm limiting myself to Go-Gos, I'm saying Wiedlin.

This is the correct answer.

[Tony]

Let's talk about Hoffs.

This is also the correct answer.

[ChuckD]

Let's talk about Hoffs.

This is also the correct answer.

I personally wouldn't, but I wouldn't judge anyone if they did.