Totally Unreadable

[SKO]

It would appear the entire staff of BPW has been quietly stewing in butthurt over Slaky and Andy for some time, and today they finally HAD IT, man.

He can't even be mad right. He's glad you engaged and even his tweet directed at me and Dolan was followed by "I agree with like 90 percent of what you say".

He disagreed with me by saying that clickbait is how he pays his writers, then went into my profile and liked a bunch of my tweets. Stop being nice, you friendly asshole.

The new generation has no idea how to fight a blogwar. In our day, men were men and they fought about stupid shit on the internet until actual, real life hatred was the result.

In my day we used to go to their blogs and post an ungodly amount of gay porn. That's the bleacher nation way.

We wiped Bad News Mike off the face of the fucking earth. ACB is still a radioactive crater. We wounded Kurt so badly he preemptively apologizes for everything now. Yellon's spent nearly a decade behind the Iron Curtain.

This shit wants to apologize and make nice? Who does that?

[Saul Goodman]

@rianwatt thanks. I'll try and be more precise with any criticism bc I know you work hard. Can't promise that for any trueblood stuff though

That sounds an awful lot like bullshit toleration, Slak. What on earth.

Yes, there have been some bad takes on our site. But they're way outnumbered by smart, thoughtful writers who work hard to do what they do.

"As long as only some of them are bad takes, I'm doing a great job as editor in chief. No, I don't understand what standards are, why do you ask?"

[PenFoe]

It would appear the entire staff of BPW has been quietly stewing in butthurt over Slaky and Andy for some time, and today they finally HAD IT, man.

He can't even be mad right. He's glad you engaged and even his tweet directed at me and Dolan was followed by "I agree with like 90 percent of what you say".

He disagreed with me by saying that clickbait is how he pays his writers, then went into my profile and liked a bunch of my tweets. Stop being nice, you friendly asshole.

The new generation has no idea how to fight a blogwar. In our day, men were men and they fought about stupid shit on the internet until actual, real life hatred was the result.

In my day we used to go to their blogs and post an ungodly amount of gay porn. That's the bleacher nation way.

We wiped Bad News Mike off the face of the fucking earth. ACB is still a radioactive crater. We wounded Kurt so badly he preemptively apologizes for everything now. Yellon's spent nearly a decade behind the Iron Curtain.

This shit wants to apologize and make nice? Who does that?

Settle down, Internet Tough Guy.

[InternetApex]

It would appear the entire staff of BPW has been quietly stewing in butthurt over Slaky and Andy for some time, and today they finally HAD IT, man.

He can't even be mad right. He's glad you engaged and even his tweet directed at me and Dolan was followed by "I agree with like 90 percent of what you say".

He disagreed with me by saying that clickbait is how he pays his writers, then went into my profile and liked a bunch of my tweets. Stop being nice, you friendly asshole.

The new generation has no idea how to fight a blogwar. In our day, men were men and they fought about stupid shit on the internet until actual, real life hatred was the result.

In my day we used to go to their blogs and post an ungodly amount of gay porn. That's the bleacher nation way.

We wiped Bad News Mike off the face of the fucking earth. ACB is still a radioactive crater. We wounded Kurt so badly he preemptively apologizes for everything now. Yellon's spent nearly a decade behind the Iron Curtain.

This shit wants to apologize and make nice? Who does that?

I read this and laughed. Then I read it again and laughed.

[Saul Goodman]

It would appear the entire staff of BPW has been quietly stewing in butthurt over Slaky and Andy for some time, and today they finally HAD IT, man.

He can't even be mad right. He's glad you engaged and even his tweet directed at me and Dolan was followed by "I agree with like 90 percent of what you say".

He disagreed with me by saying that clickbait is how he pays his writers, then went into my profile and liked a bunch of my tweets. Stop being nice, you friendly asshole.

The new generation has no idea how to fight a blogwar. In our day, men were men and they fought about stupid shit on the internet until actual, real life hatred was the result.

In my day we used to go to their blogs and post an ungodly amount of gay porn. That's the bleacher nation way.

We wiped Bad News Mike off the face of the fucking earth. ACB is still a radioactive crater. We wounded Kurt so badly he preemptively apologizes for everything now. Yellon's spent nearly a decade behind the Iron Curtain.

This shit wants to apologize and make nice? Who does that?

I read this and laughed. Then I read it again and laughed.

As did I.

[Yeti]

It would appear the entire staff of BPW has been quietly stewing in butthurt over Slaky and Andy for some time, and today they finally HAD IT, man.

He can't even be mad right. He's glad you engaged and even his tweet directed at me and Dolan was followed by "I agree with like 90 percent of what you say".

He disagreed with me by saying that clickbait is how he pays his writers, then went into my profile and liked a bunch of my tweets. Stop being nice, you friendly asshole.

The new generation has no idea how to fight a blogwar. In our day, men were men and they fought about stupid shit on the internet until actual, real life hatred was the result.

In my day we used to go to their blogs and post an ungodly amount of gay porn. That's the bleacher nation way.

We wiped Bad News Mike off the face of the fucking earth. ACB is still a radioactive crater. We wounded Kurt so badly he preemptively apologizes for everything now. Yellon's spent nearly a decade behind the Iron Curtain.

This shit wants to apologize and make nice? Who does that?

Kurt, as you explained above your question.

[SKO]

It would appear the entire staff of BPW has been quietly stewing in butthurt over Slaky and Andy for some time, and today they finally HAD IT, man.

He can't even be mad right. He's glad you engaged and even his tweet directed at me and Dolan was followed by "I agree with like 90 percent of what you say".

He disagreed with me by saying that clickbait is how he pays his writers, then went into my profile and liked a bunch of my tweets. Stop being nice, you friendly asshole.

The new generation has no idea how to fight a blogwar. In our day, men were men and they fought about stupid shit on the internet until actual, real life hatred was the result.

In my day we used to go to their blogs and post an ungodly amount of gay porn. That's the bleacher nation way.

We wiped Bad News Mike off the face of the fucking earth. ACB is still a radioactive crater. We wounded Kurt so badly he preemptively apologizes for everything now. Yellon's spent nearly a decade behind the Iron Curtain.

This shit wants to apologize and make nice? Who does that?

Settle down, Internet Tough Guy.

Settle down, Guy Who Doesn't Get the Joke

[Andy]

I think in Internet wars that Desipio is like 7-0, well, maybe 6-1, Bleed Cubbie Blue is our Vietnam, it just won't end.

[InternetApex]

It would appear the entire staff of BPW has been quietly stewing in butthurt over Slaky and Andy for some time, and today they finally HAD IT, man.

He can't even be mad right. He's glad you engaged and even his tweet directed at me and Dolan was followed by "I agree with like 90 percent of what you say".

He disagreed with me by saying that clickbait is how he pays his writers, then went into my profile and liked a bunch of my tweets. Stop being nice, you friendly asshole.

The new generation has no idea how to fight a blogwar. In our day, men were men and they fought about stupid shit on the internet until actual, real life hatred was the result.

In my day we used to go to their blogs and post an ungodly amount of gay porn. That's the bleacher nation way.

We wiped Bad News Mike off the face of the fucking earth. ACB is still a radioactive crater. We wounded Kurt so badly he preemptively apologizes for everything now. Yellon's spent nearly a decade behind the Iron Curtain.

This shit wants to apologize and make nice? Who does that?

Settle down, Internet Tough Guy.

Settle down, Guy Who Doesn't Get the Joke

I feel like he got the joke and was joking with you. Perhaps I missed your joke in reply, in which case this is fucking meta.

[Saul Goodman]

I think in Internet wars that Desipio is like 7-0, well, maybe 6-1, Bleed Cubbie Blue is our Vietnam, it just won't end.

I'm sure we declared mission accomplished at some point, does that count?

[R-V]

What was the clickbaity tweet/headline in question? I seem to have missed that.

[PenFoe]

When do we get a photoshop of Slak and Andy in the balcony?

https://twitter.com/RyanDavisBP/status/712668783492509696

[Saul Goodman]

When do we get a photoshop of Slak and Andy in the balcony?

https://twitter.com/RyanDavisBP/status/712668783492509696

Oh shit. The butthurt is strong with that one.

[SKO]

When do we get a photoshop of Slak and Andy in the balcony?

https://twitter.com/RyanDavisBP/status/712668783492509696

Oh shit. The butthurt is strong with that one.

Aisle 424 is right on that one, we may be unfair to BPW in general but when you give Trueblood a bullhorn and defend his bullshit takes as "thought provoking" can you really be mad when people can't tell when you're "jokingly" suggesting this is the Best Cubs Team Ever in March? You let the contrarian dipshit get all of the attention when you thought it was driving traffic to your site, and now that it's resulted in an overall negative opinion of the entire team that's on you, not us.

[Saul Goodman]

When do we get a photoshop of Slak and Andy in the balcony?

https://twitter.com/RyanDavisBP/status/712668783492509696

Oh shit. The butthurt is strong with that one.

Aisle 424 is right on that one, we may be unfair to BPW in general but when you give Trueblood a bullhorn and defend his bullshit takes as "thought provoking" can you really be mad when people can't tell when you're "jokingly" suggesting this is the Best Cubs Team Ever in March? You let the contrarian dipshit get all of the attention when you thought it was driving traffic to your site, and now that it's resulted in an overall negative opinion of the entire team that's on you, not us.

Dead-on.

This Ryan Davis character sounds like another bright light in their constellation of brilliance.

https://twitter.com/RyanDavisBP/status/712657191916998657

Lmao.