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CBStew

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #150 on: December 02, 2011, 05:09:24 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 02, 2011, 10:57:20 AM
David Huh thinks McNabb is the answer for the Bears. That is all.

He is probably correct, if you ask the right question.  Such as, "How can we improve the Bears' position in the 2012 draft?"
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #151 on: December 03, 2011, 03:06:49 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on December 02, 2011, 05:09:24 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 02, 2011, 10:57:20 AM
David Huh thinks McNabb is the answer for the Bears. That is all.

He is probably correct, if you ask the right question.  Such as, "How can we improve the Bears' position in the 2012 draft?"

Seven wins in, it's far too late to draft Andrew Luck. However, Andrew Peck should still be available. So there's that.
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #152 on: December 20, 2011, 05:13:57 PM »
Maybe Bill Conlin will share a cell with Jerry Sandusky.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #153 on: January 05, 2012, 11:48:42 AM »
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #154 on: January 05, 2012, 02:14:33 PM »

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #155 on: January 05, 2012, 03:35:03 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on January 05, 2012, 02:14:33 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 05, 2012, 11:48:42 AM
Big Z takes his talents to MOUTH BEACH.

Goddamn you for linking to Rosenbloom.

In my defense, it *was* in the "Totally Unreadable" thread, which seems like the logical place for Rosey.

Besides, "MOUTH BEACH" should have been a dead giveaway.
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #157 on: January 20, 2012, 02:55:25 AM »
Sweet Jesus, this article is jam-packed with stupid.  I guess I wouldn't expect anything less from Canadonians.  Fergie Jenkins, God love him, needs to think before flapping his fucking yapper.
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #158 on: January 20, 2012, 08:24:43 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on January 20, 2012, 02:55:25 AM
Sweet Jesus, this article is jam-packed with stupid.  I guess I wouldn't expect anything less from Canadonians.  Fergie Jenkins, God love him, needs to think before flapping his fucking yapper.

I'm guessing the jury will be in the minute Theo puts Fergie on his calendar.
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #159 on: January 20, 2012, 08:35:16 AM »
Quote from: Fork on January 20, 2012, 08:24:43 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 20, 2012, 02:55:25 AM
Sweet Jesus, this article is jam-packed with stupid.  I guess I wouldn't expect anything less from Canadonians.  Fergie Jenkins, God love him, needs to think before flapping his fucking yapper.

I'm guessing the jury will be in the minute Theo puts Fergie on his calendar.

Finally, someone makes the "he never put on a jockstrap" argument.

"See that's the thing. I tell people all the time 'this guy reads about the game and has seen it on TV or in stadiums,' but he's a pretty smart individual."

Theo should let Fergie wear his World Series rings around for a week.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #160 on: January 20, 2012, 08:37:06 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on January 20, 2012, 02:55:25 AM
Sweet Jesus, this article is jam-packed with stupid.  I guess I wouldn't expect anything less from Canadonians.  Fergie Jenkins, God love him, needs to think before flapping his fucking yapper.

QuoteJenkins takes pride in the number of Canadians in Major League Baseball now and singles out Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster and New York Mets outfielder Jason Bay as possible players who could join him in Canada's Sports Hall of Fame in the future.
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #161 on: January 20, 2012, 09:33:01 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on January 20, 2012, 08:37:06 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 20, 2012, 02:55:25 AM
Sweet Jesus, this article is jam-packed with stupid.  I guess I wouldn't expect anything less from Canadonians.  Fergie Jenkins, God love him, needs to think before flapping his fucking yapper.

QuoteJenkins takes pride in the number of Canadians in Major League Baseball now and singles out Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster and New York Mets outfielder Jason Bay as possible players who could join him in Canada's Sports Hall of Fame in the future.

The Canadian Sports Hall of Fame is truly an august institution.

I rank it next to my monthy edition of Greatest Jewish Sports Legends.
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #162 on: January 20, 2012, 10:32:14 AM »
How about Greatest Canadian Jewish Sports Legends?

    Murray Bannerman, ice hockey, goaltender (NHL)
    Maxie Berger, boxer, wore a Star of David on his trunks[54]
    Ross Brooks, ice hockey, goaltender (NHL)
    Hy Buller, ice hockey, Canadian-born US, All-Star defenceman (NHL)
    Michael Cammalleri, ice hockey, left wing (Montreal Canadiens)
    Steve Dubinsky, ice hockey, center (NHL)
    Sharon Fichman, tennis player[58]
    Cecil Hart, Montreal Canadiens coach[60], namesake of the Hart Memorial Trophy
    Corey Hirsch, ice hockey, goaltender (NHL)
    Max Labovitch, ice hockey, right wing (NHL)[63]
    Alex Levinsky, ice hockey, defenceman (NHL)
    Sammy Luftspring, boxer, Canadian champion welterweight, Canada's Sports Hall of Fame
    David Nemirovsky, ice hockey, right wing (CSKA Moscow)
    Goody Rosen, baseball player, outfielder, All-Star
    Stephen Weiss, ice hockey, forward (Florida Panthers, NHL)[68]
    Adam Stern, baseball player, outfielder
    Andrew Sznajder, tennis player
    Bernie Wolfe, ice hockey, goaltender (NHL)
    Larry Zeidel, ice hockey, defenceman (NHL)

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #163 on: January 20, 2012, 10:49:47 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 20, 2012, 09:33:01 AM


The Canadian Sports Hall of Fame is truly an august institution.

I rank it next to my monthy edition of Greatest Jewish Sports Legends.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #164 on: January 20, 2012, 10:53:59 AM »
Quote from: Fork on January 20, 2012, 10:49:47 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 20, 2012, 09:33:01 AM


The Canadian Sports Hall of Fame is truly an august institution.

I rank it next to my monthy edition of Greatest Jewish Sports Legends.



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