Totally Unreadable

[CBStew]

As a counterpoint to the "Totally Unlistenable" thread, we should have a thread that points out head scratchers in the press.   To start with I want to ask our friend Paul Sullivan how someone makes a game ending catch in the third inning?

"Typically, the gulls arrive near the end of Cubs' games to eat the leftover peanuts, popcorn and nachos in the empty seats. But Monday they arrived during the third inning and distracted Marlon Byrd while he was making the game-ending catch in center."

[Wheezer]

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

[Internet Apex]

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

[Quality Start Machine]

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

[Internet Apex]

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

[Wheezer]

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.

[Wheezer]

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.

My grandmother labored here. They had a PX.

[Quality Start Machine]

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Toughskins Husky line.

[R-V]

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.

Sears? Meh. Montgomery Ward's was more accommodating to the girthier adolescent.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.

Sears? Meh. Montgomery Ward's was more accommodating to the girthier adolescent.

How I will forever picture Young RV...

[flannj]

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.

Sears? Meh. Montgomery Ward's was more accommodating to the girthier adolescent.

How I will forever picture Young RV...

[J. Walter Weatherman]

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.

Sears? Meh. Montgomery Ward's was more accommodating to the girthier adolescent.

How I will forever picture Young RV...

What really matters is that we picture him wearing slimming horizontal stripes.

[Saul Goodman]

This.

[Yeti]

Obvi This... but I post this more to pose a question to CT..

Is this irony?

I hope you see this before work tomorrow because I don't want another drywall cubicle smashed.. Unless you're taking more days off like you gave birth or something, pussy.