Totally Unreadable

[CBStew]

If you enjoy the kind of obvious, trite observations made by every wannabe comedian forty-something middle manager who attended an insurance convention in San Diego once, this is a veritable buffet. The embarrassingly dull writing and poor punctuation from a media professional is just a bonus. I lived in San Diego for a year but it sounds like Andy's only been paying attention for a couple weeks because every single one of these should be rightly received with "no shit."

The attached photos are very good, whether or not they are photoshopped.

[Quality Start Machine]

# 6. The trolley is useless
Who designed this thing?  A mass transit system that doesn't go to the airport?  Really?  Oh but I can go shopping down by the border, or go to Old Town? Come on San Diego you're better than that.

My cousin. True story.

[Slaky]

# 6. The trolley is useless
Who designed this thing?  A mass transit system that doesn't go to the airport?  Really?  Oh but I can go shopping down by the border, or go to Old Town? Come on San Diego you're better than that.

My cousin. True story.

San Diego sucks

[Chuck to Chuck]

# 6. The trolley is useless
Who designed this thing?  A mass transit system that doesn't go to the airport?  Really?  Oh but I can go shopping down by the border, or go to Old Town? Come on San Diego you're better than that.

My cousin. True story.

San Diego sucks

Beats the shit out of LA.  If you have to go to Southern California, SD is the Andre Dawson to LA's Soriano.

[Saul Goodman]

If you enjoy the kind of obvious, trite observations made by every wannabe comedian forty-something middle manager who attended an insurance convention in San Diego once, this is a veritable buffet. The embarrassingly dull writing and poor punctuation from a media professional is just a bonus. I lived in San Diego for a year but it sounds like Andy's only been paying attention for a couple weeks because every single one of these should be rightly received with "no shit."

The attached photos are very good, whether or not they are photoshopped.

They are.  Totally Lookable, but not Readable.

[PenFoe]

# 6. The trolley is useless
Who designed this thing?  A mass transit system that doesn't go to the airport?  Really?  Oh but I can go shopping down by the border, or go to Old Town? Come on San Diego you're better than that.

My cousin. True story.

San Diego sucks

You sure are on a roll of bad opinions.

[Slaky]

# 6. The trolley is useless
Who designed this thing?  A mass transit system that doesn't go to the airport?  Really?  Oh but I can go shopping down by the border, or go to Old Town? Come on San Diego you're better than that.

My cousin. True story.

San Diego sucks

You sure are on a roll of bad opinions.

that's a good sentence

[Eli]

Beats the shit out of LA.  If you have to go to Southern California, SD is the Andre Dawson to LA's Soriano.

I would go anywhere in Southern California at this point.

[Eli]

Also, I have no idea what Slaky is talking about.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Also, I have no idea what Slaky is talking about.

Slak's irrational hatred of things is like gossamer, Miss Benes...

[Slaky]

Also, I have no idea what Slaky is talking about.

Slak's irrational hatred of things is like gossamer, Miss Benes...

I visited. It was just not my favorite city.

[CT III]

Also, I have no idea what Slaky is talking about.

Slak's irrational hatred of things is like gossamer, Miss Benes...

I visited. It was just not my favorite city.

Slak's just pinin' for the fjords.

[PenFoe]

Also, I have no idea what Slaky is talking about.

Slak's irrational hatred of things is like gossamer, Miss Benes...

I visited. It was just not my favorite city.

You did it wrong.

[Quality Start Machine]

Also, I have no idea what Slaky is talking about.

Slak's irrational hatred of things is like gossamer, Miss Benes...

I visited. It was just not my favorite city.

That's true for any city that doesn't have Matt Stairs.

[PenFoe]

Also, I have no idea what Slaky is talking about.

Slak's irrational hatred of things is like gossamer, Miss Benes...

I visited. It was just not my favorite city.

That's true for any city that doesn't have Matt Stairs.

No, Philly sucks too.