Totally Unreadable

[Slaky]

Also, I have no idea what Slaky is talking about.

Slak's irrational hatred of things is like gossamer, Miss Benes...

I visited. It was just not my favorite city.

You did it wrong.

You're right. I didn't line up a bunch of beers and take a picture while I was there.

[CT III]

Also, I have no idea what Slaky is talking about.

Slak's irrational hatred of things is like gossamer, Miss Benes...

I visited. It was just not my favorite city.

You did it wrong.

You're right. I didn't line up a bunch of beers and take a picture while I was there.

Really?  Because that sounds like a you thing.

[PenFoe]

Also, I have no idea what Slaky is talking about.

Slak's irrational hatred of things is like gossamer, Miss Benes...

I visited. It was just not my favorite city.

You did it wrong.

You're right. I didn't line up a bunch of beers and take a picture while I was there.

Feels like a wasted opp. 

[Slaky]

Also, I have no idea what Slaky is talking about.

Slak's irrational hatred of things is like gossamer, Miss Benes...

I visited. It was just not my favorite city.

You did it wrong.

You're right. I didn't line up a bunch of beers and take a picture while I was there.

Really?  Because that sounds like a you thing.

It is. And it's something I did not do. Clearly a mistake.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Also, I have no idea what Slaky is talking about.

Slak's irrational hatred of things is like gossamer, Miss Benes...

I visited. It was just not my favorite city.

You did it wrong.

You're right. I didn't line up a bunch of beers and take a picture while I was there.

Really?  Because that sounds like a you thing.

It is. And it's something I did not do. Clearly a mistake.

Can you really say you've "been" to San Diego, man?

[PenFoe]

Also, I have no idea what Slaky is talking about.

Slak's irrational hatred of things is like gossamer, Miss Benes...

I visited. It was just not my favorite city.

You did it wrong.

You're right. I didn't line up a bunch of beers and take a picture while I was there.

Really?  Because that sounds like a you thing.

It is. And it's something I did not do. Clearly a mistake.

You also "checked in" to them on Untappd and didn't bother to rate them, in typical fashion.

[Slaky]

Also, I have no idea what Slaky is talking about.

Slak's irrational hatred of things is like gossamer, Miss Benes...

I visited. It was just not my favorite city.

You did it wrong.

You're right. I didn't line up a bunch of beers and take a picture while I was there.

Really?  Because that sounds like a you thing.

It is. And it's something I did not do. Clearly a mistake.

You also "checked in" to them on Untappd and didn't bother to rate them, in typical fashion.

I don't do enough rating. Need to fix that.

[Saul Goodman]

Also, I have no idea what Slaky is talking about.

Slak's irrational hatred of things is like gossamer, Miss Benes...

I visited. It was just not my favorite city.

You did it wrong.

You're right. I didn't line up a bunch of beers and take a picture while I was there.

Really?  Because that sounds like a you thing.

It is. And it's something I did not do. Clearly a mistake.

You also "checked in" to them on Untappd and didn't bother to rate them, in typical fashion.

That's just ... classic him.

[PenFoe]

Also, I have no idea what Slaky is talking about.

Slak's irrational hatred of things is like gossamer, Miss Benes...

I visited. It was just not my favorite city.

You did it wrong.

You're right. I didn't line up a bunch of beers and take a picture while I was there.

Really?  Because that sounds like a you thing.

It is. And it's something I did not do. Clearly a mistake.

You also "checked in" to them on Untappd and didn't bother to rate them, in typical fashion.

I don't do enough rating. Need to fix that.

I hope this is the catalyst for change.

I don't want to know what you're drinking, I want to know if it's good.

[morpheus]

[InternetApex]

Long, prodigious home run.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Long, prodigious home run.

Is this showing on the WB?

[Quality Start Machine]

Broken hearts are being mended everywhere.

[Saul Goodman]

Broken hearts are being mended everywhere.

But not by the Cubs?  Finally, we have our answer.

[CT III]

If you enjoy the kind of obvious, trite observations made by every wannabe comedian forty-something middle manager who attended an insurance convention in San Diego once, this is a veritable buffet. The embarrassingly dull writing and poor punctuation from a media professional is just a bonus. I lived in San Diego for a year but it sounds like Andy's only been paying attention for a couple weeks because every single one of these should be rightly received with "no shit."

Well I hope you're happy, Sterling, BECAUSE A MAN IS DEAD

http://www.awfulannouncing.com/2014/february/padres-fire-radio-broadcaster-replace-him-with-football-announcer.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Er...fired.