Totally Unreadable

[Slaky]

Glendon Rusch inexplicably began following me on Twitter.

[Quality Start Machine]

Glendon Rusch inexplicably began following me on Twitter.

I got Ellis Valentine. I win.

[ChuckD]

Glendon Rusch inexplicably began following me on Twitter.

I got Ellis Valentine. I win.

Yeah? Well, Butthead connected with Martellus Bennett on LinkedIn. He wins in a landslide.

[CT III]

Glendon Rusch inexplicably began following me on Twitter.

I got Ellis Valentine. I win.

Yeah? Well, Butthead connected with Martellus Bennett on LinkedIn. He wins in a landslide.

Pfft. Mike North PM'd me to tell me I'm funny.

[Bort]

Glendon Rusch inexplicably began following me on Twitter.

I got Ellis Valentine. I win.

Yeah? Well, Butthead connected with Martellus Bennett on LinkedIn. He wins in a landslide.

Pfft. Mike North PM'd me to tell me I'm funny.

All my weird very-low level celeb followers have nothing to do with sports. I am a failure.

[Yeti]

Glendon Rusch inexplicably began following me on Twitter.

Did you follow him first?

[InternetApex]

Glendon Rusch inexplicably began following me on Twitter.

Did you follow him first?

Some rappers I've heard of follow me on Twitter. But that's what rappers do. They follow people on Twitter.

[Slaky]

Glendon Rusch inexplicably began following me on Twitter.

Did you follow him first?

No I didn't even know he was on twitter.

[Slaky]

Glendon Rusch inexplicably began following me on Twitter.

Did you follow him first?

Some rappers I've heard of follow me on Twitter. But that's what rappers do. They follow people on Twitter.

Plus they are light years cooler than Glendon Rusch (no offense, Glendon we're cool)

[Tony]

Glendon Rusch inexplicably began following me on Twitter.

I got Ellis Valentine. I win.

Yeah? Well, Butthead connected with Martellus Bennett on LinkedIn. He wins in a landslide.

I was thinking about telling him I was offending about his use of the term "architect" in his LinkedIn profile, but I tend to piss off famous people on twitter so I let it go.

[ChuckD]

Glendon Rusch inexplicably began following me on Twitter.

I got Ellis Valentine. I win.

Yeah? Well, Butthead connected with Martellus Bennett on LinkedIn. He wins in a landslide.

I was thinking about telling him I was offending about his use of the term "architect" in his LinkedIn profile, but I tend to piss off famous people on twitter so I let it go.

Do you think you'll get an email to congratulate him on his X year anniversary of working for the Chicago Bears? Have you endorsed any of his skills?

[Tony]

Glendon Rusch inexplicably began following me on Twitter.

I got Ellis Valentine. I win.

Yeah? Well, Butthead connected with Martellus Bennett on LinkedIn. He wins in a landslide.

I was thinking about telling him I was offending about his use of the term "architect" in his LinkedIn profile, but I tend to piss off famous people on twitter so I let it go.

Do you think you'll get an email to congratulate him on his X year anniversary of working for the Chicago Bears? Have you endorsed any of his skills?

I actually did endorse him. I guess you can only endorse people for predefined terms that make sense for a normal workplace, so I wasn't able to endorse him for blocking or pass catching. BUT.... the term receiving worked. So I endorsed him for that, and asked for an endorsement back. I'm still waiting.

[Yeti]

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/15/sports/baseball/as-cubs-wander-into-the-bronx-theyve-never-been-worse.html?_r=0

I love when he quoted Tom Ricketts on why they're so bad for a while and then he just completely ignored that:

His boss, the Cubs owner Tom Ricketts, has signed off on the strategy. "If you listen to the people who want you to make short-term decisions, I think what you can easily do is build a team that wins 83 games a year for the next 10 years," he said on the same show. "Our fans want a World Series."

Indeed we do. But must we suffer so in the meantime? Hard as it may be to fathom, winning 83 games would be deceptively less agonizing than winning 60.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/15/sports/baseball/as-cubs-wander-into-the-bronx-theyve-never-been-worse.html?_r=0

I love when he quoted Tom Ricketts on why they're so bad for a while and then he just completely ignored that:

His boss, the Cubs owner Tom Ricketts, has signed off on the strategy. "If you listen to the people who want you to make short-term decisions, I think what you can easily do is build a team that wins 83 games a year for the next 10 years," he said on the same show. "Our fans want a World Series."

Indeed we do. But must we suffer so in the meantime? Hard as it may be to fathom, winning 83 games would be deceptively less agonizing than winning 60.

The Cubs come to Yankee Stadium on Tuesday and Wednesday, an extremely rare dust-up in the Bronx between two of baseball's oldest, most storied franchises...

The 2nd and 16th oldest, to be specific.

[Bort]

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/15/sports/baseball/as-cubs-wander-into-the-bronx-theyve-never-been-worse.html?_r=0

I love when he quoted Tom Ricketts on why they're so bad for a while and then he just completely ignored that:

His boss, the Cubs owner Tom Ricketts, has signed off on the strategy. "If you listen to the people who want you to make short-term decisions, I think what you can easily do is build a team that wins 83 games a year for the next 10 years," he said on the same show. "Our fans want a World Series."

Indeed we do. But must we suffer so in the meantime? Hard as it may be to fathom, winning 83 games would be deceptively less agonizing than winning 60.

The Cubs come to Yankee Stadium on Tuesday and Wednesday, an extremely rare dust-up in the Bronx between two of baseball's oldest, most storied franchises...

The 2nd and 16th oldest, to be specific.

Assuming you even acknowledge Ban Johnson's upstart American League.