Totally Unreadable

[PenFoe]

This article, while finely written, is totally unreadable because holy shit look at this asshole.

"I figure they'll never make it in my lifetime," says Seat, 31, of his beloved Cubs. "If I amass 50 of these in a row, that'll probably equal the joy of a single Cubs World Series."

YOU'RE WEARING A HAT WITH THE FUCKING CARDINALS AND RED SOX ON IT.

Put another name on the list of "people I hope die before the Cubs win the World Series."

[Brownie]

This article, while finely written, is totally unreadable because holy shit look at this asshole.

"I figure they'll never make it in my lifetime," says Seat, 31, of his beloved Cubs. "If I amass 50 of these in a row, that'll probably equal the joy of a single Cubs World Series."

YOU'RE WEARING A HAT WITH THE FUCKING CARDINALS AND RED SOX ON IT.

Put another name on the list of "people I hope die before the Cubs win the World Series."

TOTALLY FUCKING UNREADABLE

[Tonker]

This article, while finely written, is totally unreadable because holy shit look at this asshole.

"I figure they'll never make it in my lifetime," says Seat, 31, of his beloved Cubs. "If I amass 50 of these in a row, that'll probably equal the joy of a single Cubs World Series."

YOU'RE WEARING A HAT WITH THE FUCKING CARDINALS AND RED SOX ON IT.

Put another name on the list of "people I hope die before the Cubs win the World Series."

"Usually I spend more money than humanly possible," he says.

That might be the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read.

[ChuckD]

This article, while finely written, is totally unreadable because holy shit look at this asshole.

"I figure they'll never make it in my lifetime," says Seat, 31, of his beloved Cubs. "If I amass 50 of these in a row, that'll probably equal the joy of a single Cubs World Series."

YOU'RE WEARING A HAT WITH THE FUCKING CARDINALS AND RED SOX ON IT.

Put another name on the list of "people I hope die before the Cubs win the World Series."

TOTALLY FUCKING UNREADABLE

"In the end, Seat remains optimistic the challenges facing the United States can be met and overcome, so long as Americans are willing to put aside selfish interests and partisanship to focus on the hard decisions necessary to make the nation all it can be." - The Northwest Indiana Times

WHAT AN INTERESTING AND UNIQUE THESIS PETE

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I've never wanted a man to die a slow, painful death more than I do right now.

[Brownie]

I've never wanted a man to die a slow, painful death more than I do right now.

Nah, of all places in the world, in America, in Indiana, in Northwest Indiana, in Lake County, that he could live in, he chose Schererville. Worse than death. Nice choice, Pete.

I hope when the Cubs do go to the Series, he gets shut out.

[Quality Start Machine]

Pete Seat can eat my meat.

[InternetApex]

Nope. I'm not reading any of that. Thanks for the heads-up.

[CT III]

Who wants some horrible moralizing from Rick Telander?

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/telander/30732507-452/cubs-dirty-dismissal-of-rick-renteria-for-joe-maddon-may-be-worth-it.html#.VFT8bfnF99U

We'll also assume that minor-league phenom Kris Bryant, 22, will actually play third base at Wrigley Field before hell freezes over

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE CUBS LET BRYANT LANGUISH IN THE MINOR LEAGUES FOR AN ENTIRE SEASON

[InternetApex]

Who wants some horrible moralizing from Rick Telander?

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/telander/30732507-452/cubs-dirty-dismissal-of-rick-renteria-for-joe-maddon-may-be-worth-it.html#.VFT8bfnF99U

We'll also assume that minor-league phenom Kris Bryant, 22, will actually play third base at Wrigley Field before hell freezes over

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE CUBS LET BRYANT LANGUISH IN THE MINOR LEAGUES FOR AN ENTIRE SEASON

Maddon is such a respected architect of team-building — doing so much with so little — that it's unfortunate he became a free-agent manager when he did.

I tried to read the rest of the piece but my brain literally exploded at this part. I'm in my car in the parking lot at Mariano's and I need you to come pick me up.

[CT III]

Who wants some horrible moralizing from Rick Telander?

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/telander/30732507-452/cubs-dirty-dismissal-of-rick-renteria-for-joe-maddon-may-be-worth-it.html#.VFT8bfnF99U

We'll also assume that minor-league phenom Kris Bryant, 22, will actually play third base at Wrigley Field before hell freezes over

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE CUBS LET BRYANT LANGUISH IN THE MINOR LEAGUES FOR AN ENTIRE SEASON

Maddon is such a respected architect of team-building — doing so much with so little — that it's unfortunate he became a free-agent manager when he did.

I tried to read the rest of the piece but my brain literally exploded at this part. I'm in my car in the parking lot at Mariano's and I need you to come pick me up.

I've been circling the lot at the Mariano's in Wheaton for 45 minutes, where the fuck are you?

[Saul Goodman]

I went into this thinking it must be a really shitty time to be Pablo Sandoval, but Mike Bauman and his big brain convinced me otherwise.

[Quality Start Machine]

I went into this thinking it must be a really shitty time to be Pablo Sandoval, but Mike Bauman and his big brain convinced me otherwise.

Between Sandoval and Ortiz, it's going to be a really shitty time to be the guy who has to pay for the postgame spreads in Fenway.

[InternetApex]

Can someone please explain what in the entire fuck I'm supposed to make of this?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/brad-spirrison/the-end-of-a-golden-era-for-cubs-fans_b_6308330.html

[Quality Start Machine]

Can someone please explain what in the entire fuck I'm supposed to make of this?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/brad-spirrison/the-end-of-a-golden-era-for-cubs-fans_b_6308330.html

Don't read it?