Totally Unreadable

[PenFoe]

Cool story bro.

Jesus, he's insufferable.

So much anger for pretty much one of the two best places for actual information on the Cubs.

Some folks just can't handle a zero-to-sixty person.

I'd hate to see Huey reading a Matthew Berry article.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Cool story bro.

Jesus, he's insufferable.

So much anger for pretty much one of the two best places for actual information on the Cubs.

So anger = anything that's not complimentary?

Sheesh, Pen--you'd think I criticized the love child of Peter King and Bill Simmons.

[Eli]

Cool story bro.

Jesus, he's insufferable.

So much anger for pretty much one of the two best places for actual information on the Cubs.

No one said it wasn't a good source for information.

[SKO]

Cool story bro.

Jesus, he's insufferable.

So much anger for pretty much one of the two best places for actual information on the Cubs.

No one said it wasn't a good source for information.

I think Jay Glazer is a total douchey bro asshole but he's the best at breaking NFL news. Brett got a lot of mileage out of being better than Yellon but that's a low bar to clear and regardless of how good he writes he's annoying as it gets.

[Saul Goodman]

Cool story bro.

Jesus, he's insufferable.

So much anger for pretty much one of the two best places for actual information on the Cubs.

No one said it wasn't a good source for information.

I think Jay Glazer is a total douchey bro asshole but he's the best at breaking NFL news. Brett got a lot of mileage out of being better than Yellon but that's a low bar to clear and regardless of how good he writes he's annoying as it gets.

I think he's a really bad writer.  Good aggregator and curator, terrible writer.

[Tonker]

Cool story bro.

Jesus, he's insufferable.

So much anger for pretty much one of the two best places for actual information on the Cubs.

No one said it wasn't a good source for information.

I think Jay Glazer is a total douchey bro asshole but he's the best at breaking NFL news. Brett got a lot of mileage out of being better than Yellon but that's a low bar to clear and regardless of how good he writes he's annoying as it gets.

You also write good.

[SKO]

Cool story bro.

Jesus, he's insufferable.

So much anger for pretty much one of the two best places for actual information on the Cubs.

No one said it wasn't a good source for information.

I think Jay Glazer is a total douchey bro asshole but he's the best at breaking NFL news. Brett got a lot of mileage out of being better than Yellon but that's a low bar to clear and regardless of how good he writes he's annoying as it gets.

You also write good.

lowest form of life on the internet.

[Quality Start Machine]

Cool story bro.

Jesus, he's insufferable.

So much anger for pretty much one of the two best places for actual information on the Cubs.

No one said it wasn't a good source for information.

I think Jay Glazer is a total douchey bro asshole but he's the best at breaking NFL news. Brett got a lot of mileage out of being better than Yellon but that's a low bar to clear and regardless of how good he writes he's annoying as it gets.

I think he's a really bad writer.  Good aggregator and curator, terrible writer.

Also doesn't offer a whole lot as an analyst.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Cool story bro.

Jesus, he's insufferable.

So much anger for pretty much one of the two best places for actual information on the Cubs.

No one said it wasn't a good source for information.

I think Jay Glazer is a total douchey bro asshole but he's the best at breaking NFL news. Brett got a lot of mileage out of being better than Yellon but that's a low bar to clear and regardless of how good he writes he's annoying as it gets.

I think he's a really bad writer.  Good aggregator and curator, terrible writer.

Also doesn't offer a whole lot as an analyst.

Pen reads him to learn whatever the latest protein drink he's imbibing is.  Scintillating stuff.

[PenFoe]

Cool story bro.

Jesus, he's insufferable.

So much anger for pretty much one of the two best places for actual information on the Cubs.

No one said it wasn't a good source for information.

I think Jay Glazer is a total douchey bro asshole but he's the best at breaking NFL news. Brett got a lot of mileage out of being better than Yellon but that's a low bar to clear and regardless of how good he writes he's annoying as it gets.

I think he's a really bad writer.  Good aggregator and curator, terrible writer.

Also doesn't offer a whole lot as an analyst.

Pen reads him to learn whatever the latest protein drink he's imbibing is.  Scintillating stuff.

It was two short paragraphs at the top of a bunch of info on the Cubs - I don't really care.

FWIW, I totally support Sterling's "cool story bro" here.  Totally appropriate use of the meme.
It's the "Jesus, he's insufferable" that felt a little over the top, even considering the angerangeranger source. 

[CT III]

This is quite possibly the biggest pile of sanctimonious horseshit I've read since the last time I read something by Rick Telander.

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/20150128_Seahawks__Lynch_makes_a_mockery_of_Media_Day.html

There's lots of badness here, but I think this may be my favorite:

His teammates' defense of him is understandable; to them, Lynch is loyal in the locker room and ferocious on the field, fully worthy of his "Beast Mode" nickname.

Also, consider their general profile: These largely are very young men whose talent has afforded them shelter and structure most of their lives. They are people for whom "hard work" equates to lifting weights and running sprints; for whom "commitment" means adhering to a loose daily schedule that tells them when to wake, when to eat, when to think; for whom "adversity" means being .500 midway through a season and somehow making the playoffs.

They know little of the real world and its gravity.

These layabouts will never know the hard work that comes from typing on a keyboard to meet a deadline for a sports section.

[SKO]

This is quite possibly the biggest pile of sanctimonious horseshit I've read since the last time I read something by Rick Telander.

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/20150128_Seahawks__Lynch_makes_a_mockery_of_Media_Day.html

There's lots of badness here, but I think this may be my favorite:

His teammates' defense of him is understandable; to them, Lynch is loyal in the locker room and ferocious on the field, fully worthy of his "Beast Mode" nickname.

Also, consider their general profile: These largely are very young men whose talent has afforded them shelter and structure most of their lives. They are people for whom "hard work" equates to lifting weights and running sprints; for whom "commitment" means adhering to a loose daily schedule that tells them when to wake, when to eat, when to think; for whom "adversity" means being .500 midway through a season and somehow making the playoffs.

They know little of the real world and its gravity.

These layabouts will never know the hard work that comes from typing on a keyboard to meet a deadline for a sports section.

So yeah you guys get all kinds of injections and shit in order to hold your bodies together while you tear every muscle and ligament you have and also wreck your brains in weekly head-to-head collisions, but what do you know of hard work?

[CT III]

This is quite possibly the biggest pile of sanctimonious horseshit I've read since the last time I read something by Rick Telander.

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/20150128_Seahawks__Lynch_makes_a_mockery_of_Media_Day.html

There's lots of badness here, but I think this may be my favorite:

His teammates' defense of him is understandable; to them, Lynch is loyal in the locker room and ferocious on the field, fully worthy of his "Beast Mode" nickname.

Also, consider their general profile: These largely are very young men whose talent has afforded them shelter and structure most of their lives. They are people for whom "hard work" equates to lifting weights and running sprints; for whom "commitment" means adhering to a loose daily schedule that tells them when to wake, when to eat, when to think; for whom "adversity" means being .500 midway through a season and somehow making the playoffs.

They know little of the real world and its gravity.

These layabouts will never know the hard work that comes from typing on a keyboard to meet a deadline for a sports section.

So yeah you guys get all kinds of injections and shit in order to hold your bodies together while you tear every muscle and ligament you have and also wreck your brains in weekly head-to-head collisions, but what do you know of hard work?

Also, I'm sure Lynch was completely sheltered from the real world while growing up in swanky Oakland, California.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

This is quite possibly the biggest pile of sanctimonious horseshit I've read since the last time I read something by Rick Telander.

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/20150128_Seahawks__Lynch_makes_a_mockery_of_Media_Day.html

There's lots of badness here, but I think this may be my favorite:

His teammates' defense of him is understandable; to them, Lynch is loyal in the locker room and ferocious on the field, fully worthy of his "Beast Mode" nickname.

Also, consider their general profile: These largely are very young men whose talent has afforded them shelter and structure most of their lives. They are people for whom "hard work" equates to lifting weights and running sprints; for whom "commitment" means adhering to a loose daily schedule that tells them when to wake, when to eat, when to think; for whom "adversity" means being .500 midway through a season and somehow making the playoffs.

They know little of the real world and its gravity.

These layabouts will never know the hard work that comes from typing on a keyboard to meet a deadline for a sports section.

Ever self-serving, Lynch was thrown a bag of Skittles candy, with whom he has an endorsement deal.

What has this world come to?

If he is allowed to act this way, nothing would prevent other players - all players - from acting this way.

Probably best to have him killed.

It was the height of hypocrisy. Lynch was afforded a priceless, 5-minute ad for Skittles and New Era caps.

No hypocrisy higher.

[Quality Start Machine]

This is quite possibly the biggest pile of sanctimonious horseshit I've read since the last time I read something by Rick Telander.

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/20150128_Seahawks__Lynch_makes_a_mockery_of_Media_Day.html

There's lots of badness here, but I think this may be my favorite:

His teammates' defense of him is understandable; to them, Lynch is loyal in the locker room and ferocious on the field, fully worthy of his "Beast Mode" nickname.

Also, consider their general profile: These largely are very young men whose talent has afforded them shelter and structure most of their lives. They are people for whom "hard work" equates to lifting weights and running sprints; for whom "commitment" means adhering to a loose daily schedule that tells them when to wake, when to eat, when to think; for whom "adversity" means being .500 midway through a season and somehow making the playoffs.

They know little of the real world and its gravity.

These layabouts will never know the hard work that comes from typing on a keyboard to meet a deadline for a sports section.

Ever self-serving, Lynch was thrown a bag of Skittles candy, with whom he has an endorsement deal.

What has this world come to?

If he is allowed to act this way, nothing would prevent other players - all players - from acting this way.

Probably best to have him killed.

It was the height of hypocrisy. Lynch was afforded a priceless, 5-minute ad for Skittles and New Era caps.

No hypocrisy higher.

I'm sure if there was a bag of Skittles in his media swag bag, he flushed them, right?