Totally Unreadable

[CBStew]

When do we get a photoshop of Slak and Andy in the balcony?

https://twitter.com/RyanDavisBP/status/712668783492509696

Oh shit. The butthurt is strong with that one.

Aisle 424 is right on that one, we may be unfair to BPW in general but when you give Trueblood a bullhorn and defend his bullshit takes as "thought provoking" can you really be mad when people can't tell when you're "jokingly" suggesting this is the Best Cubs Team Ever in March? You let the contrarian dipshit get all of the attention when you thought it was driving traffic to your site, and now that it's resulted in an overall negative opinion of the entire team that's on you, not us.

Dead-on.

This Ryan Davis character sounds like another bright light in their constellation of brilliance.

https://twitter.com/RyanDavisBP/status/712657191916998657

Lmao.

I would tread carefully here if I were you.  "BPW" may actually be code for "Behind Prison Walls".  Those guys may get out someday and have ways of finding out where you live.

[Slaky]

When do we get a photoshop of Slak and Andy in the balcony?

https://twitter.com/RyanDavisBP/status/712668783492509696

Just when I make peace with Rian Watt this fucker comes along.

[Tonker]

When do we get a photoshop of Slak and Andy in the balcony?

https://twitter.com/RyanDavisBP/status/712668783492509696

Just when I make peace with Rian Watt this fucker comes along.

What a massive, whining pussy.

[Canadouche]

It would appear the entire staff of BPW has been quietly stewing in butthurt over Slaky and Andy for some time, and today they finally HAD IT, man.

He can't even be mad right. He's glad you engaged and even his tweet directed at me and Dolan was followed by "I agree with like 90 percent of what you say".

He disagreed with me by saying that clickbait is how he pays his writers, then went into my profile and liked a bunch of my tweets. Stop being nice, you friendly asshole.

The new generation has no idea how to fight a blogwar. In our day, men were men and they fought about stupid shit on the internet until actual, real life hatred was the result.

In my day we used to go to their blogs and post an ungodly amount of gay porn. That's the bleacher nation way.

We wiped Bad News Mike off the face of the fucking earth. ACB is still a radioactive crater. We wounded Kurt so badly he preemptively apologizes for everything now. Yellon's spent nearly a decade behind the Iron Curtain.

This shit wants to apologize and make nice? Who does that?

...well, I'm sorry, but me, apparently.

[CBStew]

This guy is a jerk.   http://www.bnd.com/sports/mlb/st-louis-cardinals/article67724782.html

[SKO]

This guy is a jerk.   http://www.bnd.com/sports/mlb/st-louis-cardinals/article67724782.html

On the one hand, I wish people would stop asking the Cardinals how they feel about the rise of the Cubs. If the Cubs were the reigning division champs and someone stuck a mic in their faces every week asking how they felt about the Cardinals being favored, there'd undoubtedly be butthurt quotes.

On the other hand, going beyond the Cardinals to the Missouri media that self-identify as part of the organization, basically, get over it. You aren't the division favorites for once in 50 years or whatever. Calm the fuck down.

[thehawk]

This guy is a jerk.   http://www.bnd.com/sports/mlb/st-louis-cardinals/article67724782.html

On the one hand, I wish people would stop asking the Cardinals how they feel about the rise of the Cubs. If the Cubs were the reigning division champs and someone stuck a mic in their faces every week asking how they felt about the Cardinals being favored, there'd undoubtedly be butthurt quotes.

On the other hand, going beyond the Cardinals to the Missouri media that self-identify as part of the organization, basically, get over it. You aren't the division favorites for once the first year of a decade plus run in 50 years or whatever. Calm the fuck down.

C'mon guys, its spring, let's show some optimism here.  I for one am going to enjoy the Cardinal fan's tears.  Will use them as a garnish for a Malort based margarita I am developing to toast Cubs wins this season.

[Oleg]

This guy is a jerk.   http://www.bnd.com/sports/mlb/st-louis-cardinals/article67724782.html

On the one hand, I wish people would stop asking the Cardinals how they feel about the rise of the Cubs. If the Cubs were the reigning division champs and someone stuck a mic in their faces every week asking how they felt about the Cardinals being favored, there'd undoubtedly be butthurt quotes.

On the other hand, going beyond the Cardinals to the Missouri media that self-identify as part of the organization, basically, get over it. You aren't the division favorites for once the first year of a decade plus run in 50 years or whatever. Calm the fuck down.

C'mon guys, its spring, let's show some optimism here.  I for one am going to enjoy the Cardinal fan's tears.  Will use them as a garnish for a Malort based margarita I am developing to toast Cubs wins this season.

I would still like information on how to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Eli]

Only putting this in here because it's where we usually talk about him, but damn it. This is sad and terrible:

https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/714653774401277952

[Tonker]

Only putting this in here because it's where we usually talk about him, but damn it. This is sad and terrible:

https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/714653774401277952

Jesus Christ.  Poor, poor bastard.

Beautifully written, by the way.

[SKO]

Only putting this in here because it's where we usually talk about him, but damn it. This is sad and terrible:

https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/714653774401277952

God dammit. He's a better man than I am to be able to take it like that.

Man I  feel like a rotten bastard for shitting on him so often.

[Yeti]

Only putting this in here because it's where we usually talk about him, but damn it. This is sad and terrible:

https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/714653774401277952

Jesus Christ.  Poor, poor bastard.

Beautifully written, by the way.

I'm a pool of tears.

[SKO]

Only putting this in here because it's where we usually talk about him, but damn it. This is sad and terrible:

https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/714653774401277952

Jesus Christ.  Poor, poor bastard.

Beautifully written, by the way.

I'm a pool of tears.

I really try not to be the a-hole that goes "oh you just don't understand if you don't have kids", but I will say the one thing I never really understood until I had a son was the unbelievable amount of fucking fear that comes with being a parent and reading shit like that and picturing your kid in that hospital room and realizing how fragile it all is and god dammit it is not fair that shit like that can happen to children.

[Eli]

Only putting this in here because it's where we usually talk about him, but damn it. This is sad and terrible:

https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/714653774401277952

Jesus Christ.  Poor, poor bastard.

Beautifully written, by the way.

I could barely finish it.

[Eli]

Only putting this in here because it's where we usually talk about him, but damn it. This is sad and terrible:

https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/714653774401277952

Jesus Christ.  Poor, poor bastard.

Beautifully written, by the way.

I'm a pool of tears.

I really try not to be the a-hole that goes "oh you just don't understand if you don't have kids", but I will say the one thing I never really understood until I had a son was the unbelievable amount of fucking fear that comes with being a parent and reading shit like that and picturing your kid in that hospital room and realizing how fragile it all is and god dammit it is not fair that shit like that can happen to children.

No, you're right. I work at a children's hospital where stuff like this happens every day and it's always been motivating to be here (because the people here prevent terrible things from happening to kids), but it became very different once I had a kid of my own. Both in good ways and bad ways.