Totally Unreadable

[Canadouche]

Only putting this in here because it's where we usually talk about him, but damn it. This is sad and terrible:

https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/714653774401277952

Jesus Christ.  Poor, poor bastard.

Beautifully written, by the way.

I'm a pool of tears.

I really try not to be the a-hole that goes "oh you just don't understand if you don't have kids", but I will say the one thing I never really understood until I had a son was the unbelievable amount of fucking fear that comes with being a parent and reading shit like that and picturing your kid in that hospital room and realizing how fragile it all is and god dammit it is not fair that shit like that can happen to children.

This. I didn't know it was possible to love someone as much as I do my son. If something ever happened to him, forget about writing about it like Trueblood did - I would be a blubbering, incomprehensible mess. Probably for the rest of my life.

We get it.  You found a chick who'd have sex with you.

*This was devolving into a sadness spiral, with good reason.  Time to remember how big of assholes we really are.*

And without a condom.

[Bort]

Only putting this in here because it's where we usually talk about him, but damn it. This is sad and terrible:

https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/714653774401277952

Jesus Christ.  Poor, poor bastard.

Beautifully written, by the way.

I'm a pool of tears.

I really try not to be the a-hole that goes "oh you just don't understand if you don't have kids", but I will say the one thing I never really understood until I had a son was the unbelievable amount of fucking fear that comes with being a parent and reading shit like that and picturing your kid in that hospital room and realizing how fragile it all is and god dammit it is not fair that shit like that can happen to children.

This. I didn't know it was possible to love someone as much as I do my son. If something ever happened to him, forget about writing about it like Trueblood did - I would be a blubbering, incomprehensible mess. Probably for the rest of my life.

We get it.  You found a chick who'd have sex with you.

*This was devolving into a sadness spiral, with good reason.  Time to remember how big of assholes we really are.*

And without a condom.

GOD DAMN IT, KURT.

[ChuckD]

Only putting this in here because it's where we usually talk about him, but damn it. This is sad and terrible:

https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/714653774401277952

Jesus Christ.  Poor, poor bastard.

Beautifully written, by the way.

I'm a pool of tears.

I really try not to be the a-hole that goes "oh you just don't understand if you don't have kids", but I will say the one thing I never really understood until I had a son was the unbelievable amount of fucking fear that comes with being a parent and reading shit like that and picturing your kid in that hospital room and realizing how fragile it all is and god dammit it is not fair that shit like that can happen to children.

This. I didn't know it was possible to love someone as much as I do my son. If something ever happened to him, forget about writing about it like Trueblood did - I would be a blubbering, incomprehensible mess. Probably for the rest of my life.

We get it.  You found a chick who'd have sex with you.

*This was devolving into a sadness spiral, with good reason.  Time to remember how big of assholes we really are.*

And without a condom.

You're creepy, bruh.

[Canadouche]

Only putting this in here because it's where we usually talk about him, but damn it. This is sad and terrible:

https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/714653774401277952

Jesus Christ.  Poor, poor bastard.

Beautifully written, by the way.

I'm a pool of tears.

I really try not to be the a-hole that goes "oh you just don't understand if you don't have kids", but I will say the one thing I never really understood until I had a son was the unbelievable amount of fucking fear that comes with being a parent and reading shit like that and picturing your kid in that hospital room and realizing how fragile it all is and god dammit it is not fair that shit like that can happen to children.

This. I didn't know it was possible to love someone as much as I do my son. If something ever happened to him, forget about writing about it like Trueblood did - I would be a blubbering, incomprehensible mess. Probably for the rest of my life.

We get it.  You found a chick who'd have sex with you.

*This was devolving into a sadness spiral, with good reason.  Time to remember how big of assholes we really are.*

And without a condom.

You're creepy, bruh.

Yeah, sorry. Just trying to make a stupid joke. Obviously I transcended stupid and went straight into idiot territory.

[Slaky]

Only putting this in here because it's where we usually talk about him, but damn it. This is sad and terrible:

https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/714653774401277952

Jesus Christ.  Poor, poor bastard.

Beautifully written, by the way.

I'm a pool of tears.

I really try not to be the a-hole that goes "oh you just don't understand if you don't have kids", but I will say the one thing I never really understood until I had a son was the unbelievable amount of fucking fear that comes with being a parent and reading shit like that and picturing your kid in that hospital room and realizing how fragile it all is and god dammit it is not fair that shit like that can happen to children.

This. I didn't know it was possible to love someone as much as I do my son. If something ever happened to him, forget about writing about it like Trueblood did - I would be a blubbering, incomprehensible mess. Probably for the rest of my life.

We get it.  You found a chick who'd have sex with you.

*This was devolving into a sadness spiral, with good reason.  Time to remember how big of assholes we really are.*

And without a condom.

You're creepy, bruh.

Yeah, sorry. Just trying to make a stupid joke. Obviously I transcended stupid and went straight into idiot territory.

Likely

[Canadouche]

Only putting this in here because it's where we usually talk about him, but damn it. This is sad and terrible:

https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/714653774401277952

Jesus Christ.  Poor, poor bastard.

Beautifully written, by the way.

I'm a pool of tears.

I really try not to be the a-hole that goes "oh you just don't understand if you don't have kids", but I will say the one thing I never really understood until I had a son was the unbelievable amount of fucking fear that comes with being a parent and reading shit like that and picturing your kid in that hospital room and realizing how fragile it all is and god dammit it is not fair that shit like that can happen to children.

This. I didn't know it was possible to love someone as much as I do my son. If something ever happened to him, forget about writing about it like Trueblood did - I would be a blubbering, incomprehensible mess. Probably for the rest of my life.

We get it.  You found a chick who'd have sex with you.

*This was devolving into a sadness spiral, with good reason.  Time to remember how big of assholes we really are.*

And without a condom.

You're creepy, bruh.

Yeah, sorry. Just trying to make a stupid joke. Obviously I transcended stupid and went straight into idiot territory.

Likely

No, I definitely would rather not make creepy, bad, idiotic jokes.

[InternetApex]

I don't have kids and will never have kids. Mostly because I'm a coward.

[Slaky]

I don't have kids and will never have kids. Mostly because I'm a coward smart.

Yep

[Quality Start Machine]

I don't have kids and will never have kids. Mostly because I'm a coward that dude from the State Farm commercial.

[InternetApex]

I don't have kids and will never have kids. Mostly because I'm a coward that dude from the State Farm commercial.

Nah, that dude is a quitter.

[CT III]

This is one of the most Cardinals things I've ever read.

http://theodysseyonline.com/avila/open-letter-royals-fans-from-st-louis-native/399082

Poorly written? Check.
Condescending? Check.
Classic display of inferiority complex? Check.
Major factual error? Check.

Just needs a slur or two to be perfect.

[SKO]

This is one of the most Cardinals things I've ever read.

http://theodysseyonline.com/avila/open-letter-royals-fans-from-st-louis-native/399082

Poorly written? Check.
Condescending? Check.
Classic display of inferiority complex? Check.
Major factual error? Check.

Just needs a slur or two to be perfect.

"You can't only support a team when it's good, you have to be there through the bad times, which is not a thing I would know about, because the Cardinals have been good literally my entire life".

[SKO]

You could still buy face value tickets on the morning of game one of the NLDS. I'm betting the Royals didn't have many face value tickets left.

[thehawk]

This is one of the most Cardinals things I've ever read.

http://theodysseyonline.com/avila/open-letter-royals-fans-from-st-louis-native/399082

Poorly written? Check.
Condescending? Check.
Classic display of inferiority complex? Check.
Major factual error? Check.

Just needs a slur or two to be perfect.

"You can't only support a team when it's good, you have to be there through the bad times, which is not a thing I would know about, because the Cardinals have been good literally my entire life".

But he's about to muhahahahahahahaahahahahahah

[CBStew]

This is one of the most Cardinals things I've ever read.

http://theodysseyonline.com/avila/open-letter-royals-fans-from-st-louis-native/399082

Poorly written? Check.
Condescending? Check.
Classic display of inferiority complex? Check.
Major factual error? Check.

Just needs a slur or two to be perfect.

I tried to make sense of this "letter".  But aside from being pretentious, ill-informed, inaccurate, and dis-jointed, it was impossible to follow from one sentence to the next.  It doesn't reflect well on the education system.  I hope that he didn't go to public school.