Totally Unreadable

[Saul Goodman]

I don't get why this exists and why it's so damn in-depth.

[Bort]

I don't get why this exists and why it's so damn in-depth.

Jesus. Why on earth would I care about a billionaire's stupid vanity project?

[CT III]

I don't get why this exists and why it's so damn in-depth.

Jesus. Why on earth would I care about a billionaire's stupid vanity project?

But enough about the Star Wars prequels.

[Bort]

I don't get why this exists and why it's so damn in-depth.

Jesus. Why on earth would I care about a billionaire's stupid vanity project?

But enough about the Star Wars prequels.

ZING!

[Quality Start Machine]

I don't get why this exists and why it's so damn in-depth.

Jesus. Why on earth would I care about a billionaire's stupid vanity project?

Because it mentions Jewel. So we can talk again about how much Morph loves Jewel.

[Canadouche]

I don't get why this exists and why it's so damn in-depth.

Jesus. Why on earth would I care about a billionaire's stupid vanity project?

Because it mentions Jewel. So we can talk again about how much Morph loves Jewel.

By now, I'm sure Morph is sick of these foolish games.

[InternetApex]

I don't get why this exists and why it's so damn in-depth.

Jesus. Why on earth would I care about a billionaire's stupid vanity project?

Because it mentions Jewel. So we can talk again about how much Morph loves Jewel.

By now, I'm sure Morph is sick of these foolish games.

They're tearing him apart.

[Eli]

http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/2016/05/16/javy-baez-is-the-skynet-of-prospects/

Ken Schultz is a stand-up comedian and Chicago ex-pat currently living in New York City. He misses Cubs baseball, Gino's East Pizza, and political graft every day.

Tags: Humor, Javier Baez, Jokes, Self Awareness

I need an irony ruling from CT on that last tag.

[Quality Start Machine]

http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/2016/05/16/javy-baez-is-the-skynet-of-prospects/

Ken Schultz is a stand-up comedian and Chicago ex-pat currently living in New York City. He misses Cubs baseball, Gino's East Pizza, and political graft every day.

Tags: Humor, Javier Baez, Jokes, Self Awareness

I need an irony ruling from CT on that last tag.

This wasn't a case of Corey Patterson continuing to swing like a power hitter year after year despite a slugging percentage that made you think "I didn't know Baseball Reference had a comp for Eddie Gaedel."

Even I haven't gone Eddie Gaedel on you guys.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/2016/05/16/javy-baez-is-the-skynet-of-prospects/

Ken Schultz is a stand-up comedian and Chicago ex-pat currently living in New York City. He misses Cubs baseball, Gino's East Pizza, and political graft every day.

Tags: Humor, Javier Baez, Jokes, Self Awareness

I need an irony ruling from CT on that last tag.

This wasn't a case of Corey Patterson continuing to swing like a power hitter year after year despite a slugging percentage that made you think "I didn't know Baseball Reference had a comp for Eddie Gaedel."

Even I haven't gone Eddie Gaedel on you guys.

Somewhat hackneyed metaphors notwithstanding, that was not actually totally unreadable.

[SKO]

http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/2016/05/16/javy-baez-is-the-skynet-of-prospects/

Ken Schultz is a stand-up comedian and Chicago ex-pat currently living in New York City. He misses Cubs baseball, Gino's East Pizza, and political graft every day.

Tags: Humor, Javier Baez, Jokes, Self Awareness

I need an irony ruling from CT on that last tag.

This wasn't a case of Corey Patterson continuing to swing like a power hitter year after year despite a slugging percentage that made you think "I didn't know Baseball Reference had a comp for Eddie Gaedel."

Even I haven't gone Eddie Gaedel on you guys.

Somewhat hackneyed metaphors notwithstanding, that was not actually totally unreadable.

Yeah I thought that was fine. Back to the regression therapy chambers for Eli.

[Eli]

http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/2016/05/16/javy-baez-is-the-skynet-of-prospects/

Ken Schultz is a stand-up comedian and Chicago ex-pat currently living in New York City. He misses Cubs baseball, Gino's East Pizza, and political graft every day.

Tags: Humor, Javier Baez, Jokes, Self Awareness

I need an irony ruling from CT on that last tag.

This wasn't a case of Corey Patterson continuing to swing like a power hitter year after year despite a slugging percentage that made you think "I didn't know Baseball Reference had a comp for Eddie Gaedel."

Even I haven't gone Eddie Gaedel on you guys.

Somewhat hackneyed metaphors notwithstanding, that was not actually totally unreadable.

Yeah I thought that was fine. Back to the regression therapy chambers for Eli.

So this is what it feels like to be Sterling.

[Slaky]

http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/2016/05/16/javy-baez-is-the-skynet-of-prospects/

Ken Schultz is a stand-up comedian and Chicago ex-pat currently living in New York City. He misses Cubs baseball, Gino's East Pizza, and political graft every day.

Tags: Humor, Javier Baez, Jokes, Self Awareness

I need an irony ruling from CT on that last tag.

This wasn't a case of Corey Patterson continuing to swing like a power hitter year after year despite a slugging percentage that made you think "I didn't know Baseball Reference had a comp for Eddie Gaedel."

Even I haven't gone Eddie Gaedel on you guys.

Somewhat hackneyed metaphors notwithstanding, that was not actually totally unreadable.

Yeah I thought that was fine. Back to the regression therapy chambers for Eli.

So this is what it feels like to be Sterling.

Haven't we roasted this guy before? I feel like Eli is in the right here. This guy sucks.

[InternetApex]

http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/2016/05/16/javy-baez-is-the-skynet-of-prospects/

Ken Schultz is a stand-up comedian and Chicago ex-pat currently living in New York City. He misses Cubs baseball, Gino's East Pizza, and political graft every day.

Tags: Humor, Javier Baez, Jokes, Self Awareness

I need an irony ruling from CT on that last tag.

This wasn't a case of Corey Patterson continuing to swing like a power hitter year after year despite a slugging percentage that made you think "I didn't know Baseball Reference had a comp for Eddie Gaedel."

Even I haven't gone Eddie Gaedel on you guys.

Somewhat hackneyed metaphors notwithstanding, that was not actually totally unreadable.

Yeah I thought that was fine. Back to the regression therapy chambers for Eli.

So this is what it feels like to be Sterling.

Haven't we roasted this guy before? I feel like Eli is in the right here. This guy sucks.

Sterling? Yeah, I've given him a ration of shit. This seems awfully harsh though.

[Saul Goodman]

http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/2016/05/16/javy-baez-is-the-skynet-of-prospects/

Ken Schultz is a stand-up comedian and Chicago ex-pat currently living in New York City. He misses Cubs baseball, Gino's East Pizza, and political graft every day.

Tags: Humor, Javier Baez, Jokes, Self Awareness

I need an irony ruling from CT on that last tag.

This wasn't a case of Corey Patterson continuing to swing like a power hitter year after year despite a slugging percentage that made you think "I didn't know Baseball Reference had a comp for Eddie Gaedel."

Even I haven't gone Eddie Gaedel on you guys.

Somewhat hackneyed metaphors notwithstanding, that was not actually totally unreadable.

Yeah I thought that was fine. Back to the regression therapy chambers for Eli.

So this is what it feels like to be Sterling.

Haven't we roasted this guy before? I feel like Eli is in the right here. This guy sucks.

Shit, I roasted him. We're through the lookingglass here.