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SKO

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Nice Choice, Jim.
« on: April 12, 2011, 07:30:19 AM »
Since I can't find one thread to collect all of these:

Sam Fuld goes 4 for 6 and only misses the cycle because he hit a double instead of a single in the 9th. Not only is the kid supremely talented, he's unselfish and passed on a meaningless individual accomplishment in order to do what was best for the team. Meanwhile, Hendry's golden acquisition Matt Garza is sporting an ERA in the Shawn Estes area code and doesn't even have any wins.

Nice choice, Jim. Sam could be playing center field right now instead of the fat scrub that can't even steal a base.
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Re: Nice Choice, Jim.
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2011, 09:14:39 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 12, 2011, 07:30:19 AM
Since I can't find one thread to collect all of these:

Sam Fuld goes 4 for 6 and only misses the cycle because he hit a double instead of a single in the 9th. Not only is the kid supremely talented, he's unselfish and passed on a meaningless individual accomplishment in order to do what was best for the team. Meanwhile, Hendry's golden acquisition Matt Garza is sporting an ERA in the Shawn Estes area code and doesn't even have any wins.

Nice choice, Jim. Sam could be playing center field right now instead of the fat scrub that can't even steal a base.

Dice-K tied one of baseball's "untouchable" records last night for home runs given up to SAM FOLD. Congrats to him.
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Re: Nice Choice, Jim.
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2011, 06:02:42 PM »
Quote from: SKO on April 12, 2011, 07:30:19 AM
Since I can't find one thread to collect all of these:

Sam Fuld goes 4 for 6 and only misses the cycle because he hit a double instead of a single in the 9th. Not only is the kid supremely talented, he's unselfish and passed on a meaningless individual accomplishment in order to do what was best for the team. Meanwhile, Hendry's golden acquisition Matt Garza is sporting an ERA in the Shawn Estes area code and doesn't even have any wins.

Nice choice, Jim. Sam could be playing center field right now instead of the fat scrub that can't even steal a base.

Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Re: Nice Choice, Jim.
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2011, 11:45:00 AM »
Thank God hendry had the foresight to get rid of josh hamilton when he did.. losing a player like him for 6-8 weeks would really kill our team's chances of making a strong playoff run this year.

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Re: Nice Choice, Jim.
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2011, 06:42:57 PM »
Further evidence that there is no God.

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And so the Legend of Sam Fuld grows and walks among us. My hope is that all of this soon leads the Franklin Mint to give us two things the people want and need: The Sam Fuld Numbered Commemorative Plate and The Sam Fuld Boer War Chess Set.
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Re: Nice Choice, Jim.
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2011, 07:22:00 PM »
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Re: Nice Choice, Jim.
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2011, 07:55:29 PM »
Quote from: SKO on April 18, 2011, 07:22:00 PM
Nice choice, Jim.

TIM SHAW WOOD DA THROWN A TOUSAND PITCHES AND NOT COMPLAINT MY FRENT.

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Re: Nice Choice, Jim.
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2011, 08:02:38 PM »
Quote from: BBM on April 18, 2011, 07:55:29 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 18, 2011, 07:22:00 PM
Nice choice, Jim.

TIM SHAW WOOD DA THROWN A TOUSAND PITCHES AND NOT COMPLAINT MY FRENT.

Something about the fact that it was Brad Biggs who first tweeted about it made me laugh.
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Re: Nice Choice, Jim.
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2011, 10:04:19 PM »
Quote from: SKO on April 18, 2011, 08:02:38 PM
Quote from: BBM on April 18, 2011, 07:55:29 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 18, 2011, 07:22:00 PM
Nice choice, Jim.

TIM SHAW WOOD DA THROWN A TOUSAND PITCHES AND NOT COMPLAINT MY FRENT.

Something about the fact that it was Brad Biggs who first tweeted about it made me laugh.

I'm surprised Biggsy has time to tweet considering how much time he must be spending picking out an outfit for August 26th.

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Re: Nice Choice, Jim.
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2011, 08:25:00 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on April 13, 2011, 06:42:57 PM
Further evidence that there is no God.

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And so the Legend of Sam Fuld grows and walks among us. My hope is that all of this soon leads the Franklin Mint to give us two things the people want and need: The Sam Fuld Numbered Commemorative Plate and The Sam Fuld Boer War Chess Set.

No word on how FULD had a big game against the Shite Sox last night?

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Re: Nice Choice, Jim.
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2011, 08:40:17 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on April 19, 2011, 08:25:00 AM
Quote from: PenPho on April 13, 2011, 06:42:57 PM
Further evidence that there is no God.

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And so the Legend of Sam Fuld grows and walks among us. My hope is that all of this soon leads the Franklin Mint to give us two things the people want and need: The Sam Fuld Numbered Commemorative Plate and The Sam Fuld Boer War Chess Set.

No word on how FULD had a big game against the Shite Sox last night?

http://twitter.com/#/search/Sam%20Fuld Guh.
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Re: Nice Choice, Jim.
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2011, 09:52:49 AM »
This reminds me of the time Mike Fontenot got off to a red-hot start.
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Re: Nice Choice, Jim.
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2011, 11:24:41 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 19, 2011, 08:40:17 AM
Quote from: Brownie on April 19, 2011, 08:25:00 AM
Quote from: PenPho on April 13, 2011, 06:42:57 PM
Further evidence that there is no God.

Quote
And so the Legend of Sam Fuld grows and walks among us. My hope is that all of this soon leads the Franklin Mint to give us two things the people want and need: The Sam Fuld Numbered Commemorative Plate and The Sam Fuld Boer War Chess Set.

No word on how FULD had a big game against the Shite Sox last night?

http://twitter.com/#/search/Sam%20Fuld Guh.

This has to be satire, right?

RIGHT?!?!
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Re: Nice Choice, Jim.
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2011, 11:30:47 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on April 19, 2011, 11:24:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 19, 2011, 08:40:17 AM
Quote from: Brownie on April 19, 2011, 08:25:00 AM
Quote from: PenPho on April 13, 2011, 06:42:57 PM
Further evidence that there is no God.

Quote
And so the Legend of Sam Fuld grows and walks among us. My hope is that all of this soon leads the Franklin Mint to give us two things the people want and need: The Sam Fuld Numbered Commemorative Plate and The Sam Fuld Boer War Chess Set.

No word on how FULD had a big game against the Shite Sox last night?

http://twitter.com/#/search/Sam%20Fuld Guh.

This has to be satire, right?

RIGHT?!?!

Are we supposed to know who Jason Horne is?
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Re: Nice Choice, Jim.
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2011, 11:58:33 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on April 19, 2011, 11:24:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 19, 2011, 08:40:17 AM
Quote from: Brownie on April 19, 2011, 08:25:00 AM
Quote from: PenPho on April 13, 2011, 06:42:57 PM
Further evidence that there is no God.

Quote
And so the Legend of Sam Fuld grows and walks among us. My hope is that all of this soon leads the Franklin Mint to give us two things the people want and need: The Sam Fuld Numbered Commemorative Plate and The Sam Fuld Boer War Chess Set.

No word on how FULD had a big game against the Shite Sox last night?

http://twitter.com/#/search/Sam%20Fuld Guh.

This has to be satire, right?

RIGHT?!?!

Yeah, but they also shrewdly dumped has-beens at the right time like Brock, Sutter, Madlock, Jenkins, Maddux and Eckersley.