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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Marlon Byrd: Worst No. 3 Hitter in Baseball
« Reply #45 on: April 20, 2011, 01:39:45 PM »
Quote from: Bort on April 20, 2011, 01:05:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 20, 2011, 12:04:54 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 20, 2011, 11:47:43 AM
Quote from: Brownie on April 20, 2011, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 20, 2011, 11:30:16 AM
Quote from: morpheus on April 20, 2011, 10:09:11 AM
Someone's been reading Desipio.  http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0419-cubs-bits--20110418,0,5790069.story

I'm sorry, but I missed the Desipio connection here. Can you help me? Although I am reasonably sure that the Jockey reads Desipio.

You know who I want reading Desipio? Soriano. I want him to spend the end of a late night out at the bars reading Desipio before he comes in the next day for a 1:20 day, goes 5-for-5 with 2 homers and a couple doubles and then sits down in the dungeon for his press conference and starts by calmly saying "FYC."

Please Bruce Miles or Sully, make this happen. Someone, make this happen.

This would be the single most glorious thing to happen in the history of Chicago baseball.

Oh, how humiliating.

There really isn't much else, is there?

Well there are those World Series championships the Cubs won.

I can't recall offhand how long ago those were, but I feel like it's probably been a while.
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bugsy

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Re: Marlon Byrd: Worst No. 3 Hitter in Baseball
« Reply #46 on: April 20, 2011, 02:04:43 PM »
Marlon just hit an rbi single.  He's now the 2nd worst no. 3 hitter.
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Re: Marlon Byrd: Worst No. 3 Hitter in Baseball
« Reply #47 on: April 20, 2011, 02:08:44 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 20, 2011, 01:39:45 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 20, 2011, 01:05:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 20, 2011, 12:04:54 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 20, 2011, 11:47:43 AM
Quote from: Brownie on April 20, 2011, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 20, 2011, 11:30:16 AM
Quote from: morpheus on April 20, 2011, 10:09:11 AM
Someone's been reading Desipio.  http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0419-cubs-bits--20110418,0,5790069.story

I'm sorry, but I missed the Desipio connection here. Can you help me? Although I am reasonably sure that the Jockey reads Desipio.

You know who I want reading Desipio? Soriano. I want him to spend the end of a late night out at the bars reading Desipio before he comes in the next day for a 1:20 day, goes 5-for-5 with 2 homers and a couple doubles and then sits down in the dungeon for his press conference and starts by calmly saying "FYC."

Please Bruce Miles or Sully, make this happen. Someone, make this happen.

This would be the single most glorious thing to happen in the history of Chicago baseball.

Oh, how humiliating.

There really isn't much else, is there?

Well there are those World Series championships the Cubs won.

I can't recall offhand how long ago those were, but I feel like it's probably been a while.

Pics or they didn't happen.
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PenPho

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Re: Marlon Byrd: Worst No. 3 Hitter in Baseball
« Reply #48 on: April 20, 2011, 02:31:35 PM »
Quote from: bugsy on April 20, 2011, 02:04:43 PM
Marlon just hit an rbi single.  He's now the 2nd worst no. 3 hitter.

FYB!
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ChuckD

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Re: Marlon Byrd: Worst No. 3 Hitter in Baseball
« Reply #49 on: April 21, 2011, 07:18:08 AM »
Are we just ignoring Scott Rolen?

Third basemen hit third, dudes.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Marlon Byrd: Worst No. 3 Hitter in Baseball
« Reply #50 on: April 21, 2011, 07:59:38 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on April 21, 2011, 07:18:08 AM
Are we just ignoring Scott Rolen?

Third basemen hit third, dudes.

Rolen has hit fourth all week, so yes we're ignoring him.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Marlon Byrd: Worst No. 3 Hitter in Baseball
« Reply #51 on: April 24, 2011, 07:58:57 AM »
DPD, because as lazy journalists would write, MARLON SPEAKS OUT

QuoteEverybody wants to talk about the three-hole. My take on it is, Mike Quade’s the manager and he makes the decision. Who he wants in the three-hole is who’s going to be there. I’ll do anything to help this team. If the team is better off with Starlin in the three-hole, that’s fine with me. If they want me in the three-hole, same thing. You have to hit in this game to stay in the top spot and the hot spot. You have to go with the hot hand. Is Starlin ready? I believe so. But at the same time, I’m a male, I have my ego, and I want to do whatever I can to stay in the three-hole. The lineup is going to go back and forth. I have to do a better job of making Quade’s job easier. Starlin is doing the job he’s doing in the one spot, Barney is doing the job he’s doing in the two spot, I have to make sure I do my job, and then one, two, three, four stays solidified. Again, you have to go with the guy who’s doing the job and driving in runs, which is Starlin. A lot of people comment about it but it doesn’t bother me. I know the job I have to do. Everything I’ve done last year, what people really don’t know is last year was the first year I really started off hot. Sometimes it takes time, sometimes you lose your swing and you have to find it. I’m going to keep battling. When September comes, I’ll be exactly where I need to be, whether it’s three, six or wherever that is.

– Marlon
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Re: Marlon Byrd: Worst No. 3 Hitter in Baseball
« Reply #52 on: April 24, 2011, 08:45:11 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 24, 2011, 07:58:57 AM
Everybody wants to talk about the three-hole.



Hehe.
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Re: Marlon Byrd: Worst No. 3 Hitter in Baseball
« Reply #53 on: May 04, 2011, 03:24:17 PM »
*crickets*
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Re: Marlon Byrd: Worst No. 3 Hitter in Baseball
« Reply #54 on: May 04, 2011, 03:28:24 PM »
FYB!
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Marlon Byrd: Worst No. 3 Hitter in Baseball
« Reply #55 on: May 18, 2011, 08:49:13 PM »
Hi.

it's only one at-bat
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Internet Apex

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Re: Marlon Byrd: Worst No. 3 Hitter in Baseball
« Reply #56 on: May 18, 2011, 08:52:11 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 18, 2011, 08:49:13 PM
Hi.

it's only one at-bat Bruce Kimm

Something Something'd.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Marlon Byrd: Worst No. 3 Hitter in Baseball
« Reply #57 on: May 18, 2011, 09:20:53 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2011, 08:52:11 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 18, 2011, 08:49:13 PM
Hi.

it's only one at-bat Bruce Kimm

Something Something'd.

We get it, Broken Record.
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bugsy

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Re: Marlon Byrd: Worst No. 3 Hitter in Baseball
« Reply #58 on: May 19, 2011, 02:08:13 PM »
Nice of Marlon to make his monthly appearance as a run-producer last night. Did that really happen?
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Re: Marlon Byrd: Worst No. 3 Hitter in Baseball
« Reply #59 on: May 19, 2011, 02:48:47 PM »
Quote from: bugsy on May 19, 2011, 02:08:13 PM
Nice of Marlon to make his monthly appearance as a run-producer last night. Did that really happen?

Yes.
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