Totally Unwatchable

[Saul Goodman]

It's a Way of [L]ife!

[Wheezer]

So, I was looking to see whether the May 20 Supernatural finale, which is preempted by the Cubs on WGN, would have an alternate channel. I'm rather stunned by the Comcast lineup in the channel-800 range. I mean, sure, "All Girl Out of Control Sex Orgy," "Girl on Girl Uncensored Orgy Fest," "Horny Nude Czech MILFs on the Loose"... but, "Not Really The Dukes of Hazzard"? One might as well just go ahead and make a movie called "Straining Credulity."

[J. Walter Weatherman]

At least TEC has someone to root for.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Awesome.

[Brownie]

Let's get Fork (and the Bean Counters at Fox) interested in this World Series.

[Saul Goodman]

Football highlights during MNF halftime?  Hell to the no.  We here at ESPN have a basketball game featuring one of our favorite teams to promote the shit out of.

[CBStew]

Fox News gets porked by Miss Piggy.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/kermit-piggy-fire-back-fox-news-223536274.html

[Saul Goodman]

Does the director of every Cubs telecast get a bonus for showing Crane Kenney in the crowd?

[Quality Start Machine]

Does the director of every Cubs telecast get a bonus for showing Crane Kenney in the crowd?

Crane is the biggest attention whore in all professional sports.

[Internet Apex]

Does the director of every Cubs telecast get a bonus for showing Crane Kenney in the crowd?

Crane is the biggest attention whore in all professional sports.

He's like a white, effeminate Ozzie Guillen in loafers.

[CT III]

Does the director of every Cubs telecast get a bonus for showing Crane Kenney in the crowd?

Crane is the biggest attention whore in all professional sports.

He's like a white, effeminate Ozzie Guillen in loafers.

Tassled loafers?

[CBStew]

When we were in Chicago a couple of weeks ago we saw the WGN morning news show at our hotel.  I couldn't believe how funny it was.  They were interviewing David Koechner (Anchorman) in character.  He was funny, and all of the staff played along, even the rather overweight female anchor when she agreed to go back to his dressing room with him conceding that "It had been a long time."  But the funniest bit turned out to be a female reporter who was presenting some Chinese acrobats, including a guy who was juggling several balls.  She teased the male anchors by asking them if they could juggle their balls as well as this guy.  She yelled out to them "Come on.  Grab your balls!  Let's see what you can do!"  Unfortunately although we get the national version of WGN, we only see the rather staid evening news, not the morning news show.

[Internet Apex]

When we were in Chicago a couple of weeks ago we saw the WGN morning news show at our hotel.  I couldn't believe how funny it was.  They were interviewing David Koechner (Anchorman) in character.  He was funny, and all of the staff played along, even the rather overweight female anchor when she agreed to go back to his dressing room with him conceding that "It had been a long time."  But the funniest bit turned out to be a female reporter who was presenting some Chinese acrobats, including a guy who was juggling several balls.  She teased the male anchors by asking them if they could juggle their balls as well as this guy.  She yelled out to them "Come on.  Grab your balls!  Let's see what you can do!"  Unfortunately although we get the national version of WGN, we only see the rather staid evening news, not the morning news show.

Unwatchable because you don't get the channel? Hmm... I swee what you did there. There are ways though, Stew. May not be worth your while but there are ways.

[flannj]

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Wheezer dies and Jim Belushi lives on?

[flannj]

DPD.

If I see that fucking Lebron James Samsung Galaxy ad one more time I'm going to go all Elvis on my TV.