Totally Unwatchable

[Slaky]

DPD.

If I see that fucking Lebron James Samsung Galaxy ad one more time I'm going to go all Elvis on my TV.

Get really fat in front of it?

[CBStew]

DPD.

If I see that fucking Lebron James Samsung Galaxy ad one more time I'm going to go all Elvis on my TV.

I love my wife.  After about the fourth or fifth time we saw that she asked,  "Is that someone we are supposed to know?"

[Internet Apex]

DPD.

If I see that fucking Lebron James Samsung Galaxy ad one more time I'm going to go all Elvis on my TV.

I love my wife.  After about the fourth or fifth time we saw that she asked,  "Is that someone we are supposed to know?"

Which one are you guys talking about? The awesome one or the really awesome one? Curtis Mayfield!!!!

I like the one where he and Pat Riley sit on the beach and laugh at YouTube videos of all his haters choking on a giant bag of dicks with Funkdoobiest's "Shittin' On 'Em" playing in the background. Y'all aint privy to that one. I'm getting my Samsung Galaxy in a couple weeks.

[flannj]

I got home early today and turned on Ch. 7 and was greeted by Janet Davies in her clown makeup and some sort of sky blue patent leather mumu.

I am now searching the house for knitting needles with which to gouge out my eyes.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I got home early today and turned on Ch. 7 and was greeted by Janet Davies in her clown makeup and some sort of sky blue patent leather mumu.

I am now searching the house for knitting needles with which to gouge out my eyes.

You know, in the past, um, 20 or 30 years, we've seen a lot of news stars come and go. But there was one woman, one woman who stayed on top right from the very beginning and I guess that's why they called her ... the King. And of course I'm speaking about ... Mrs. Janet Davies. I was home watching television the other afternoon and I happened to catch Janet Davies in her clown makeup and some sort of sky blue patent leather mumu.  I was watching this and a funny thought occurred to me. I thought, what if someone took steel needles, say, mm, fifteen, eighteen inches long and plunged them, plunged them into my eyes. What would the reaction be? We can only guess ... but I think it might go something like this...

[turns his back to the internet, pulls up shirt collar over his neck, removes eyeglasses and pockets them, then spins quickly, his right hand clutched to his eyes, screaming, shrieking at the top of his lungs. He staggers, collapses to the floor, tries to get up. Falls off stage and rolls into audience.]

[J. Walter Weatherman]

"ChicagoNow at The Laugh Factory": apparently something that exists.

[Brownie]

Susannah Collins is literally unwatchable.

Damn shame too. Haven't had time to watch any of these, but how bad can they really be?

Anyway I wish her a tremendous amount of sex in the future. And success too.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Anyway I wish her a tremendous amount of sex in the future. And success too.

GET IT? LOL!

[PenFoe]

Susannah Collins is literally unwatchable.

Damn shame too. Haven't had time to watch any of these, but how bad can they really be?

Anyway I wish her a tremendous amount of sex in the future. And success too.

After watching two of them, which feels like an adequate sample size for this medium, I can say "pretty damn bad." 

Fireable? No.

But cliched, tacky and unfunny? Yes.

[Quality Start Machine]

Susannah Collins is literally unwatchable.

Damn shame too. Haven't had time to watch any of these, but how bad can they really be?

Anyway I wish her a tremendous amount of sex in the future. And success too.

After watching two of them, which feels like an adequate sample size for this medium, I can say "pretty damn bad." 

Fireable? No.

But cliched, tacky and unfunny? Yes.

They can't all be a brilliant as Mouthpiece Sports.

[CT III]

Susannah Collins is literally unwatchable.

Damn shame too. Haven't had time to watch any of these, but how bad can they really be?

Anyway I wish her a tremendous amount of sex in the future. And success too.

I for one welcome our new CSN Blackhawks beat reporter, Tab Bamford.

[Quality Start Machine]

Susannah Collins is literally unwatchable.

Damn shame too. Haven't had time to watch any of these, but how bad can they really be?

Anyway I wish her a tremendous amount of sex in the future. And success too.

I for one welcome our new CSN Blackhawks beat reporter, Tab Bamford.

I thought he was launching Comcast Sportsnets.

[flannj]

Of course the only HD feed for tonights game is the Sox broadcast and all the excellence that brings with it.
I guess we'll get out the rabbit ears.

[CT III]

Of course the only HD feed for tonights game is the Sox broadcast and all the excellence that brings with it.
I guess we'll get out the rabbit ears.

You don't get The U's HD feed up in Duffman Estates?

[Saul Goodman]

Of course the only HD feed for tonights game is the Sox broadcast and all the excellence that brings with it.
I guess we'll get out the rabbit ears.

I'm glad I'm out-of-market with MLB.tv so I don't have to listen to that shit.