Totally Unwatchable

[flannj]

Of course the only HD feed for tonights game is the Sox broadcast and all the excellence that brings with it.
I guess we'll get out the rabbit ears.

You don't get The U's HD feed up in Duffman Estates?

The U's "HD" feed just means a 3 digit number as opposed to channel 6.

It looks like it was shot with a camera made from a potaoto.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Of course the only HD feed for tonights game is the Sox broadcast and all the excellence that brings with it.
I guess we'll get out the rabbit ears.

Two TVs? Sox feed on mute, Cubs feed fed through your crazy suburban home theater sound system?

[CT III]

Of course the only HD feed for tonights game is the Sox broadcast and all the excellence that brings with it.
I guess we'll get out the rabbit ears.

You don't get The U's HD feed up in Duffman Estates?

The U's "HD" feed just means a 3 digit number as opposed to channel 6.

It looks like it was shot with a camera made from a potaoto.

Since you're watching the Cubes and the Sox, I fail to see what the issue is.

[flannj]

Of course the only HD feed for tonights game is the Sox broadcast and all the excellence that brings with it.
I guess we'll get out the rabbit ears.

Two TVs? Sox feed on mute, Cubs feed fed through your crazy suburban home theater sound system?

I can't help it even if I put it on mute I know they are still talking.
It has to do damage to the equipment.

[flannj]

Of course the only HD feed for tonights game is the Sox broadcast and all the excellence that brings with it.
I guess we'll get out the rabbit ears.

You don't get The U's HD feed up in Duffman Estates?

The U's "HD" feed just means a 3 digit number as opposed to channel 6.

It looks like it was shot with a camera made from a potaoto.

Since you're watching the Cubes and the Sox, I fail to see what the issue is.

DPD.

Do the Cubes play on a diamond?

[R-V]

Of course the only HD feed for tonights game is the Sox broadcast and all the excellence that brings with it.
I guess we'll get out the rabbit ears.

You don't get The U's HD feed up in Duffman Estates?

The U's "HD" feed just means a 3 digit number as opposed to channel 6.

It looks like it was shot with a camera made from a potaoto.

Since you're watching the Cubes and the Sox, I fail to see what the issue is.

DPD.

Do the Cubes play on a diamond?

I watched about 5 minutes of Hawk & Stone before I rememberized the U was an option. Those two smug fuckpuddles were, impossibly, even worse than I recalled. In the span of that 5 minutes they literally SCOFFED at the notion that the Cubs were trying to teach some plate discipline/pitch recognition to Castro. Stone then listed Castro's hits by year as a big leaguer as if he were making some profound and subtle point about what good that nerd-learnin had done for Starlin. Finally, Hawk ACTUALLY SAID (paraphrasing here) the Cubs should know better than to try to teach patience to a Latin player.

Those Latins are like wild animals, I tells ya!

When this generation of mindless baseball cretins dies off, who's going to replace them so we still have something to bitch about?

[Bort]

Of course the only HD feed for tonights game is the Sox broadcast and all the excellence that brings with it.
I guess we'll get out the rabbit ears.

You don't get The U's HD feed up in Duffman Estates?

The U's "HD" feed just means a 3 digit number as opposed to channel 6.

It looks like it was shot with a camera made from a potaoto.

Since you're watching the Cubes and the Sox, I fail to see what the issue is.

DPD.

Do the Cubes play on a diamond?

I watched about 5 minutes of Hawk & Stone before I rememberized the U was an option. Those two smug fuckpuddles were, impossibly, even worse than I recalled. In the span of that 5 minutes they literally SCOFFED at the notion that the Cubs were trying to teach some plate discipline/pitch recognition to Castro. Stone then listed Castro's hits by year as a big leaguer as if he were making some profound and subtle point about what good that nerd-learnin had done for Starlin. Finally, Hawk ACTUALLY SAID (paraphrasing here) the Cubs should know better than to try to teach patience to a Latin player.

Those Latins are like wild animals, I tells ya!

When this generation of mindless baseball cretins dies off, who's going to replace them so we still have something to bitch about?

We'll probably move on to the hysterical Fro Dogs and smug Yetis that will rise up to take their place.

[Saul Goodman]

Of course the only HD feed for tonights game is the Sox broadcast and all the excellence that brings with it.
I guess we'll get out the rabbit ears.

You don't get The U's HD feed up in Duffman Estates?

The U's "HD" feed just means a 3 digit number as opposed to channel 6.

It looks like it was shot with a camera made from a potaoto.

Since you're watching the Cubes and the Sox, I fail to see what the issue is.

DPD.

Do the Cubes play on a diamond?

I watched about 5 minutes of Hawk & Stone before I rememberized the U was an option. Those two smug fuckpuddles were, impossibly, even worse than I recalled. In the span of that 5 minutes they literally SCOFFED at the notion that the Cubs were trying to teach some plate discipline/pitch recognition to Castro. Stone then listed Castro's hits by year as a big leaguer as if he were making some profound and subtle point about what good that nerd-learnin had done for Starlin. Finally, Hawk ACTUALLY SAID (paraphrasing here) the Cubs should know better than to try to teach patience to a Latin player.

Those Latins are like wild animals, I tells ya!

When this generation of mindless baseball cretins dies off, who's going to replace them so we still have something to bitch about?

Did anyone switch back during the five-run inning to hear how silent Hawk must have been?

[R-V]

Of course the only HD feed for tonights game is the Sox broadcast and all the excellence that brings with it.
I guess we'll get out the rabbit ears.

You don't get The U's HD feed up in Duffman Estates?

The U's "HD" feed just means a 3 digit number as opposed to channel 6.

It looks like it was shot with a camera made from a potaoto.

Since you're watching the Cubes and the Sox, I fail to see what the issue is.

DPD.

Do the Cubes play on a diamond?

I watched about 5 minutes of Hawk & Stone before I rememberized the U was an option. Those two smug fuckpuddles were, impossibly, even worse than I recalled. In the span of that 5 minutes they literally SCOFFED at the notion that the Cubs were trying to teach some plate discipline/pitch recognition to Castro. Stone then listed Castro's hits by year as a big leaguer as if he were making some profound and subtle point about what good that nerd-learnin had done for Starlin. Finally, Hawk ACTUALLY SAID (paraphrasing here) the Cubs should know better than to try to teach patience to a Latin player.

Those Latins are like wild animals, I tells ya!

When this generation of mindless baseball cretins dies off, who's going to replace them so we still have something to bitch about?

Did anyone switch back during the five-run inning to hear how silent Hawk must have been?

You can't hear silence, man.

[Bort]

Of course the only HD feed for tonights game is the Sox broadcast and all the excellence that brings with it.
I guess we'll get out the rabbit ears.

You don't get The U's HD feed up in Duffman Estates?

The U's "HD" feed just means a 3 digit number as opposed to channel 6.

It looks like it was shot with a camera made from a potaoto.

Since you're watching the Cubes and the Sox, I fail to see what the issue is.

DPD.

Do the Cubes play on a diamond?

I watched about 5 minutes of Hawk & Stone before I rememberized the U was an option. Those two smug fuckpuddles were, impossibly, even worse than I recalled. In the span of that 5 minutes they literally SCOFFED at the notion that the Cubs were trying to teach some plate discipline/pitch recognition to Castro. Stone then listed Castro's hits by year as a big leaguer as if he were making some profound and subtle point about what good that nerd-learnin had done for Starlin. Finally, Hawk ACTUALLY SAID (paraphrasing here) the Cubs should know better than to try to teach patience to a Latin player.

Those Latins are like wild animals, I tells ya!

When this generation of mindless baseball cretins dies off, who's going to replace them so we still have something to bitch about?

Did anyone switch back during the five-run inning to hear how silent Hawk must have been?

You can't hear silence, man.

I can, because I'm not a penniless hippie.

[PenFoe]

This could probably go in Unlistenable and Unreadable as well, but what's important is fuck Jim Belushi and ESPN.

Wrigley Field tradition of singing classic Take Me Out to the Ball Game inspires a feature narrated by actor Jim Belushi

"We liked Jim for the voice because he wasn't just some Hollywood guy, he is as big a Cubs fan as there is and truly represents the voice of Cubs fans," O'Connor said of the actor/comedian. "I asked Jim if he was interested in serving as the voice of the piece, rather than being interviewed for it, and he was in.

Fuck this so hard.

[Gilgamesh]

This could probably go in Unlistenable and Unreadable as well, but what's important is fuck Jim Belushi and ESPN.

Wrigley Field tradition of singing classic Take Me Out to the Ball Game inspires a feature narrated by actor Jim Belushi

"We liked Jim for the voice because he wasn't just some Hollywood guy, he is as big a Cubs fan as there is and truly represents the voice of Cubs fans," O'Connor said of the actor/comedian. "I asked Jim if he was interested in serving as the voice of the piece, rather than being interviewed for it, and he was in.

Fuck this so hard.

I can't tell which concept I hate more: Yellon as the voice of the Cub fan or Belushi as the voice of the Cub fan.

[Quality Start Machine]

This could probably go in Unlistenable and Unreadable as well, but what's important is fuck Jim Belushi and ESPN.

Wrigley Field tradition of singing classic Take Me Out to the Ball Game inspires a feature narrated by actor Jim Belushi

"We liked Jim for the voice because he wasn't just some Hollywood guy, he is as big a Cubs fan as there is and truly represents the voice of Cubs fans," O'Connor said of the actor/comedian. "I asked Jim if he was interested in serving as the voice of the piece, rather than being interviewed for it, and he was in.

Fuck this so hard.

I can't tell which concept I hate more: Yellon as the voice of the Cub fan or Belushi as the voice of the Cub fan.

Maybe we can lure them both to Bort's FIREBARN.

[Gilgamesh]

This could probably go in Unlistenable and Unreadable as well, but what's important is fuck Jim Belushi and ESPN.

Wrigley Field tradition of singing classic Take Me Out to the Ball Game inspires a feature narrated by actor Jim Belushi

"We liked Jim for the voice because he wasn't just some Hollywood guy, he is as big a Cubs fan as there is and truly represents the voice of Cubs fans," O'Connor said of the actor/comedian. "I asked Jim if he was interested in serving as the voice of the piece, rather than being interviewed for it, and he was in.

Fuck this so hard.

I can't tell which concept I hate more: Yellon as the voice of the Cub fan or Belushi as the voice of the Cub fan.

Maybe we can lure them both to Bort's FIREBARN.

Al bait: millions and millions of clipboards, all with multiple baseball scorecards ready to be filled out.  (Extra bonus: 90's era male earrings or studs)

Belushi bait: Deep dish pizza?  A chance to erase the collective memory of his infinitely more talented brother so as to claim the mantle of top Belushi?

[flannj]

This could probably go in Unlistenable and Unreadable as well, but what's important is fuck Jim Belushi and ESPN.

Wrigley Field tradition of singing classic Take Me Out to the Ball Game inspires a feature narrated by actor Jim Belushi

"We liked Jim for the voice because he wasn't just some Hollywood guy, he is as big a Cubs fan as there is and truly represents the voice of Cubs fans," O'Connor said of the actor/comedian. "I asked Jim if he was interested in serving as the voice of the piece, rather than being interviewed for it, and he was in.

Fuck this so hard.

I can't tell which concept I hate more: Yellon as the voice of the Cub fan or Belushi as the voice of the Cub fan.

Maybe we can lure them both to Bort's FIREBARN.

Al bait: millions and millions of clipboards, all with multiple baseball scorecards ready to be filled out.  (Extra bonus: 90's era male earrings or studs)

Belushi bait: Deep dish pizza?  A chance to erase the collective memory of his infinitely more talented brother so as to claim the mantle of top Belushi?

Is there room for Tom Dreesen?
Dreesen bait: Virgin strawberry daiquiris.