Totally Unwatchable

[Brownie]

Ladies and Gentleman, your 2013 Houston Astros.

[CBStew]

Ladies and Gentleman, your 2013 Houston Astros.

Overall, it is a good thing that the Astros left the National League Central.  It put the Cubs in proper perspective.

[Saul Goodman]

Ladies and Gentleman, your 2013 Houston Astros.

Don't the Astros know that prospects don't work out?  They're going about this all wrong.  TIME IS RUNNING OUT.  If they'd just sign Jeremy Hermida, Mark DeRosa, Kerry Wood (he's a Texan!) and Robinson Cano those ratings would skyrocket.

[Brownie]

Ladies and Gentleman, your 2013 Houston Astros.

Don't the Astros know that prospects don't work out?  They're going about this all wrong.  TIME IS RUNNING OUT.  If they'd just sign Jeremy Hermida, Mark DeRosa, Kerry Wood (he's a Texan!) and Robinson Cano those ratings would skyrocket.

DEY SHUD GIT DAT JOHNNY MANZEEL AND BRING BACK BUM PHILLIPS AND EARL CAMPBELL AND THEY WOULD SELL OUT THE ASTRODOME AGAIN.

[Quality Start Machine]

Ladies and Gentleman, your 2013 Houston Astros.

Don't the Astros know that prospects don't work out?  They're going about this all wrong.  TIME IS RUNNING OUT.  If they'd just sign Jeremy Hermida, Mark DeRosa, Kerry Wood (he's a Texan!) and Robinson Cano those ratings would skyrocket.

DEY SHUD GIT DAT JOHNNY MANZEEL AND BRING BACK BUM PHILLIPS AND EARL CAMPBELL AND THEY WOULD SELL OUT THE ASTRODOME AGAIN.

Sheeit, son, we jes' get that good ol' Timmy Tebow down here and we play the games in one o' them Megachurches, and everyone will come and we don't have to pay no taxes to the uppity northerners.

[Internet Apex]

Ladies and Gentleman, your 2013 Houston Astros.

Don't the Astros know that prospects don't work out?  They're going about this all wrong.  TIME IS RUNNING OUT.  If they'd just sign Jeremy Hermida, Mark DeRosa, Kerry Wood (he's a Texan!) and Robinson Cano those ratings would skyrocket.

DEY SHUD GIT DAT JOHNNY MANZEEL AND BRING BACK BUM PHILLIPS AND EARL CAMPBELL AND THEY WOULD SELL OUT THE ASTRODOME AGAIN.

Sheeit, son, we jes' get that good ol' Timmy Tebow down here and we play the games in one o' them Megachurches, and everyone will come and we don't have to pay no taxes to the uppity northerners.

Itjetlakawumman.

[Quality Start Machine]

Ladies and Gentleman, your 2013 Houston Astros.

Don't the Astros know that prospects don't work out?  They're going about this all wrong.  TIME IS RUNNING OUT.  If they'd just sign Jeremy Hermida, Mark DeRosa, Kerry Wood (he's a Texan!) and Robinson Cano those ratings would skyrocket.

DEY SHUD GIT DAT JOHNNY MANZEEL AND BRING BACK BUM PHILLIPS AND EARL CAMPBELL AND THEY WOULD SELL OUT THE ASTRODOME AGAIN.

Sheeit, son, we jes' get that good ol' Timmy Tebow down here and we play the games in one o' them Megachurches, and everyone will come and we don't have to pay no taxes to the uppity northerners.

Itjetlakawumman.

Ga-hilk!

[Yeti]

5 Heads

[CBStew]

 Turn my hat backwards and call me Clark

[Brownie]

So, the Cubs are collecting radio money from CBS, cable TV money from NBC, national TV money from FOX, and local TV money from ABC.

Seeing that they want to play another 40-something games on local airwaves, let's imagine 20 games on CW (WGN) and 20 more on Weigel Broadcasting (WCIU), and the Cubs will be available on one of 9 stations any given day:

CSN
CSN+
WLS
WGN
WFLD
WCIU
TBS
ESPN
ESPN2

[PenFoe]

It looks like the "JI" thread is dead, so I'll just leave this right here.

Jim Edmonds to join the Real Housewives of St. Louis.

[Saul Goodman]

It looks like the "JI" thread is dead, so I'll just leave this right here.

Jim Edmonds to join the Real Housewives of St. Louis.

What a hilarious take.  Anyway if you want to know what Pen's link is referring to, try this.  Hope Bravo remembers to invite a minder from the SPCA.

[Eli]

It looks like the "JI" thread is dead, so I'll just leave this right here.

Jim Edmonds to join the Real Housewives of St. Louis.

What a hilarious take.  Anyway if you want to know what Pen's link is referring to, try this.  Hope Bravo remembers to invite a minder from the SPCA.

I think Pen's link pretty much explained itself.

[Saul Goodman]

It looks like the "JI" thread is dead, so I'll just leave this right here.

Jim Edmonds to join the Real Housewives of St. Louis.

What a hilarious take.  Anyway if you want to know what Pen's link is referring to, try this.  Hope Bravo remembers to invite a minder from the SPCA.

I think Pen's link pretty much explained itself.

Trish's Trash: Jim Edmonds to RHOC?? I Have my Bravo Taglines Ready!!

Clear as mud!

[CBStew]

Non sequitur.  This is totally watchable.   You will thank me.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25003078/watch-key-peele-aaron-rodgers-spoof-player-introductions