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Re: Totally Unwatchable
« Reply #60 on: January 29, 2015, 10:02:40 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on January 28, 2015, 08:28:10 PM
Non sequitur.  This is totally watchable.   You will thank me.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25003078/watch-key-peele-aaron-rodgers-spoof-player-introductions

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Re: Totally Unwatchable
« Reply #61 on: July 31, 2015, 08:51:45 PM »
WHAT THE FUCK Comcast, WGN, Cubs Baseball, Channel 44 or whoever the fuck?

How many times do I have to get up from the recliner to fix the rabbit ears?

Get your shit together.
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Re: Totally Unwatchable
« Reply #62 on: August 23, 2015, 08:37:49 PM »

Did Digger Phelps say "Niggra League"?
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Re: Totally Unwatchable
« Reply #63 on: August 24, 2015, 02:43:24 PM »
I've seen Deshaies get bashed a couple times of late (not on here, just on internet comment sections in general).

I like him, though. He can break down the game, but he's also got a really quick and dry sense of humor that works great with Len.

There've been lots of examples of it that I can't remember because I'm not Huey, but, just today:

QuoteLen: Happen to receive Popular Mechanics?

JD: Uh, I do not.

Len: Kluber was on the cover of the April issue this year.

JD: Pitching magazine, huh?

#TeamJD

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Re: Totally Unwatchable
« Reply #64 on: August 24, 2015, 02:45:13 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on August 24, 2015, 02:43:24 PM
I've seen Deshaies get bashed a couple times of late (not on here, just on internet comment sections in general).

I like him, though. He can break down the game, but he's also got a really quick and dry sense of humor that works great with Len.

There've been lots of examples of it that I can't remember because I'm not Huey, but, just today:

QuoteLen: Happen to receive Popular Mechanics?

JD: Uh, I do not.

Len: Kluber was on the cover of the April issue this year.

JD: Pitching magazine, huh?

#TeamJD

I like JD as well. He's smart, his analysis is good, he meshes well with Len, and he frequently drops FIP and everything else into casual conversation. 
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Re: Totally Unwatchable
« Reply #65 on: August 24, 2015, 03:33:20 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2015, 02:45:13 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 24, 2015, 02:43:24 PM
I've seen Deshaies get bashed a couple times of late (not on here, just on internet comment sections in general).

I like him, though. He can break down the game, but he's also got a really quick and dry sense of humor that works great with Len.

There've been lots of examples of it that I can't remember because I'm not Huey, but, just today:

QuoteLen: Happen to receive Popular Mechanics?

JD: Uh, I do not.

Len: Kluber was on the cover of the April issue this year.

JD: Pitching magazine, huh?

#TeamJD

I like JD as well. He's smart, his analysis is good, he meshes well with Len, and he frequently drops FIP and everything else into casual conversation. 

Who are the clods bashing JD? He is the absolute best.

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Re: Totally Unwatchable
« Reply #66 on: August 24, 2015, 03:36:54 PM »
Quote from: R-V on August 24, 2015, 03:33:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2015, 02:45:13 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 24, 2015, 02:43:24 PM
I've seen Deshaies get bashed a couple times of late (not on here, just on internet comment sections in general).

I like him, though. He can break down the game, but he's also got a really quick and dry sense of humor that works great with Len.

There've been lots of examples of it that I can't remember because I'm not Huey, but, just today:

QuoteLen: Happen to receive Popular Mechanics?

JD: Uh, I do not.

Len: Kluber was on the cover of the April issue this year.

JD: Pitching magazine, huh?

#TeamJD

I like JD as well. He's smart, his analysis is good, he meshes well with Len, and he frequently drops FIP and everything else into casual conversation. 

Who are the clods bashing JD? He is the absolute best.

Probably the same ones who are still rocking Theriot and DeRosa shirseys and think "Horry Cow" is hilarious.
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Re: Totally Unwatchable
« Reply #67 on: August 24, 2015, 03:39:20 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 24, 2015, 03:36:54 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 24, 2015, 03:33:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2015, 02:45:13 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 24, 2015, 02:43:24 PM
I've seen Deshaies get bashed a couple times of late (not on here, just on internet comment sections in general).

I like him, though. He can break down the game, but he's also got a really quick and dry sense of humor that works great with Len.

There've been lots of examples of it that I can't remember because I'm not Huey, but, just today:

QuoteLen: Happen to receive Popular Mechanics?

JD: Uh, I do not.

Len: Kluber was on the cover of the April issue this year.

JD: Pitching magazine, huh?

#TeamJD

I like JD as well. He's smart, his analysis is good, he meshes well with Len, and he frequently drops FIP and everything else into casual conversation. 

Who are the clods bashing JD? He is the absolute best.

Probably the same ones who are still rocking Theriot and DeRosa shirseys and think "Horry Cow" is hilarious.

Let's move this conversation over here.
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Re: Totally Unwatchable
« Reply #68 on: September 26, 2015, 03:29:24 AM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Totally Unwatchable
« Reply #69 on: September 26, 2015, 09:56:49 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 26, 2015, 03:29:24 AM
Wow.

On a slightly smaller point, who wishes anybody a happy Yom Kippur?
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Re: Totally Unwatchable
« Reply #70 on: September 26, 2015, 09:28:43 PM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on September 26, 2015, 09:56:49 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 26, 2015, 03:29:24 AM
Wow.

On a slightly smaller point, who wishes anybody a happy Yom Kippur?

This evening, my gentile family enjoyed the Jewish cuisine at Max's in Highland Park, where a message board had a festive drawing of a dancing bagel with "Yom Kippur is in the Air!"

I, too, found it a little odd, but it's not my place to question.

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Re: Totally Unwatchable
« Reply #71 on: September 27, 2015, 12:50:31 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on September 26, 2015, 09:28:43 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on September 26, 2015, 09:56:49 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 26, 2015, 03:29:24 AM
Wow.

On a slightly smaller point, who wishes anybody a happy Yom Kippur?

This evening, my gentile family enjoyed the Jewish cuisine at Max's in Highland Park, where a message board had a festive drawing of a dancing bagel with "Yom Kippur is in the Air!"

I, too, found it a little odd, but it's not my place to question.

Speaking as a gentile married into a Jewish family and living in Highland Park, I basically just shrug and say "ok" whenever this stuff comes up.
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Re: Totally Unwatchable
« Reply #72 on: September 27, 2015, 10:10:55 AM »
Quote from: Bort on September 27, 2015, 12:50:31 AM
Quote from: Brownie on September 26, 2015, 09:28:43 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on September 26, 2015, 09:56:49 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 26, 2015, 03:29:24 AM
Wow.

On a slightly smaller point, who wishes anybody a happy Yom Kippur?

This evening, my gentile family enjoyed the Jewish cuisine at Max's in Highland Park, where a message board had a festive drawing of a dancing bagel with "Yom Kippur is in the Air!"

I, too, found it a little odd, but it's not my place to question.

Speaking as a gentile married into a Jewish family and living in Highland Park, I basically just shrug and say "ok" whenever this stuff comes up.

I would think our messaging would be a little more consistent, since we run the banks and the media and all.

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Re: Totally Unwatchable
« Reply #73 on: September 27, 2015, 11:38:31 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on September 27, 2015, 10:10:55 AM
Quote from: Bort on September 27, 2015, 12:50:31 AM
Quote from: Brownie on September 26, 2015, 09:28:43 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on September 26, 2015, 09:56:49 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 26, 2015, 03:29:24 AM
Wow.

On a slightly smaller point, who wishes anybody a happy Yom Kippur?

This evening, my gentile family enjoyed the Jewish cuisine at Max's in Highland Park, where a message board had a festive drawing of a dancing bagel with "Yom Kippur is in the Air!"

I, too, found it a little odd, but it's not my place to question.

Speaking as a gentile married into a Jewish family and living in Highland Park, I basically just shrug and say "ok" whenever this stuff comes up.

I would think our messaging would be a little more consistent, since we run the banks and the media and all.
I could never figure out why people show up at synagogue on Yom Kippur dressed in their Sunday best (that's my feeble attempt at irony) as though it was a festive occasion.  I also think that it is ironic that synagogues set out a "break the Yom Kippur fast" table where one of the featured delicacies is pickled herring.  My grandparents thought of pickled herring as what it started out to be, working class food that was intended to sustain you until you had enough rubles to by something decent.
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Re: Totally Unwatchable
« Reply #74 on: September 28, 2015, 08:44:47 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on September 27, 2015, 11:38:31 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 27, 2015, 10:10:55 AM
Quote from: Bort on September 27, 2015, 12:50:31 AM
Quote from: Brownie on September 26, 2015, 09:28:43 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on September 26, 2015, 09:56:49 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 26, 2015, 03:29:24 AM
Wow.

On a slightly smaller point, who wishes anybody a happy Yom Kippur?

This evening, my gentile family enjoyed the Jewish cuisine at Max's in Highland Park, where a message board had a festive drawing of a dancing bagel with "Yom Kippur is in the Air!"

I, too, found it a little odd, but it's not my place to question.

Speaking as a gentile married into a Jewish family and living in Highland Park, I basically just shrug and say "ok" whenever this stuff comes up.

I would think our messaging would be a little more consistent, since we run the banks and the media and all.
I could never figure out why people show up at synagogue on Yom Kippur dressed in their Sunday best (that's my feeble attempt at irony) as though it was a festive occasion.  I also think that it is ironic that synagogues set out a "break the Yom Kippur fast" table where one of the featured delicacies is pickled herring.  My grandparents thought of pickled herring as what it started out to be, working class food that was intended to sustain you until you had enough rubles to by something decent.

A shot of vodka with a pickled herring chaser is amazing.