Totally Unwatchable

[Yeti]

Looks like Francisco Lindor is the early favorite for Fox's Derek Law Camera.

Lindor is a borderline superstar and not a random middle reliever, so there's something.

Yea, but remember we love to assume the media and/or announcers hate us. And then Adrian Gonzalez is vilified for saying "Us against the world", when thats the mentality of assuming the media sucks the other team's dick

I wish Yeti would take his gay pills again instead of his "Um, actually, both sides are bad" pills.

It makes me feel better about funning on Sadrian (You're welcome, Huey) for that comment when I'm not acting like the mass media hates my team because they sometimes show other teams on camera.

[SKO]

I've been annoyed with the talking points in these playoffs, and I've focused some of that on Buck, but it really probably isn't his fault. I'm sure the studio notes before every game highlight LESTER YIPS, CURSES, BARTMAN, ETC repeatedly. His play by play has been good, his call of the last out of the NLCS was perfect.

As for them liking players from other teams too much or whatever I think bitching about BROADCASTER BUYAS is the only thing dumber than UMPIRE BUYAS. His job is to hype up the series. Cubs fans thought he wanted to tongue bathe Clayton Kershaw, Dodgers fans were fuming at his love affair with Baez.

[The Big Cheese]

Looks like Francisco Lindor is the early favorite for Fox's Derek Law Camera.

Lindor is a borderline superstar and not a random middle reliever, so there's something.

Yea, but remember we love to assume the media and/or announcers hate us. And then Adrian Gonzalez is vilified for saying "Us against the world", when thats the mentality of assuming the media sucks the other team's dick

Progressive Field video boards cycles through phrases including 'Cleveland against the World.'

[Saul Goodman]

My camera comment had nothing to do with any of that -- it was more about Fox's infatuation with running STORYLINES OF POSTSEASON PASHUN into the extremely zoomed-in ground. Law and Lindor are both sufficiently fired up to warrant 24/7 camera coverage. Anyway, back to whatever we're going on about.

[Quality Start Machine]

Bump for David DeJesus.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Bump for David DeJesus.

Marble Mouth.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bump for David DeJesus.

Marble Mouth.

Marble Mouth is Fart Throat's partner on the Score's morning show.

[Quality Start Machine]

Bump for David DeJesus.

Marble Mouth.

Marble Mouth is Fart Throat's partner on the Score's morning show.

You're the online version.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bump for David DeJesus.

Marble Mouth.

Marble Mouth is Fart Throat's partner on the Score's morning show.

You're the online version.

How does that work?

[flannj]

While the eclipse is certainly a cool event, I'm ready to stare into the sun just so I don't have to watch anymore of the phony / overblown / fake enthusiasm that is being broadcast.

Seriously, "It's like being in the eye of a hurricane".
Tell that to someone that's lived through hurricanes.

[SKO]

While the eclipse is certainly a cool event, I'm ready to stare into the sun just so I don't have to watch anymore of the phony / overblown / fake enthusiasm that is being broadcast.

Seriously, "It's like being in the eye of a hurricane".
Tell that to someone that's lived through hurricanes.

[flannj]

While the eclipse is certainly a cool event, I'm ready to stare into the sun just so I don't have to watch anymore of the phony / overblown / fake enthusiasm that is being broadcast.

Seriously, "It's like being in the eye of a hurricane".
Tell that to someone that's lived through hurricanes.

The last one ruined the onion harvest.
We could barely keep our pants up.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

While the eclipse is certainly a cool event, I'm ready to stare into the sun just so I don't have to watch anymore of the phony / overblown / fake enthusiasm that is being broadcast.

Seriously, "It's like being in the eye of a hurricane".
Tell that to someone that's lived through hurricanes.

The last one ruined the onion harvest.
We could barely keep our pants up.

I think SKO can relate to this.

[SKO]

While the eclipse is certainly a cool event, I'm ready to stare into the sun just so I don't have to watch anymore of the phony / overblown / fake enthusiasm that is being broadcast.

Seriously, "It's like being in the eye of a hurricane".
Tell that to someone that's lived through hurricanes.

The last one ruined the onion harvest.
We could barely keep our pants up.

I think SKO can relate to this.

I am laughing very hard that you posted a belt joke immediately in response to this, apparently thought better of it, waited almost an entire today, and then posted a new, slightly more ambiguous belt joke.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

While the eclipse is certainly a cool event, I'm ready to stare into the sun just so I don't have to watch anymore of the phony / overblown / fake enthusiasm that is being broadcast.

Seriously, "It's like being in the eye of a hurricane".
Tell that to someone that's lived through hurricanes.

The last one ruined the onion harvest.
We could barely keep our pants up.

I think SKO can relate to this.

I am laughing very hard that you posted a belt joke immediately in response to this, apparently thought better of it, waited almost an entire today, and then posted a new, slightly more ambiguous belt joke.

Screenshots or it didn't happen.