The Incredibly Unlikely Darwin Barney Splooge Thread

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Excuse me while I go be underwhelmed by his .686 OPS (86 OPS+)

I'm whelmed by it.  He's a 5'7" half asian second baseman.  What would anybody else expect?

Quoting this as a reminder that TDubbs can sometimes be funny.

Where's the reminder?

Did Slak strut at all following this pose?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Excuse me while I go be underwhelmed by his .686 OPS (86 OPS+)

I'm whelmed by it.  He's a 5'7" half asian second baseman.  What would anybody else expect?

Quoting this as a reminder that TDubbs can sometimes be funny.

Where's the reminder?

Make that two reminders.

[Bort]

Excuse me while I go be underwhelmed by his .686 OPS (86 OPS+)

I'm whelmed by it.  He's a 5'7" half asian second baseman.  What would anybody else expect?

Quoting this as a reminder that TDubbs can sometimes be funny.

Where's the reminder?

Make that two reminders.

Three.

[SKO]

At the Iowa Cubs games Friday night Darwin was starting at SS for the visiting Oklahoma City Dodgers. I said "Hi Darwin!" before the game and he looked at me and that is a man whose soul has been crushed by having to play baseball in Iowa and Oklahoma City again. I kinda felt bad for him.

The crowd gave him huge ovations every time he came to the plate. It was embarrassing.

[Tony]

At the Iowa Cubs games Friday night Darwin was starting at SS for the visiting Oklahoma City Dodgers. I said "Hi Darwin!" before the game and he looked at me and that is a man whose soul has been crushed by having to play baseball in Iowa and Oklahoma City again. I kinda felt bad for him.

The crowd gave him huge ovations every time he came to the plate. It was embarrassing.

Why?

[SKO]

At the Iowa Cubs games Friday night Darwin was starting at SS for the visiting Oklahoma City Dodgers. I said "Hi Darwin!" before the game and he looked at me and that is a man whose soul has been crushed by having to play baseball in Iowa and Oklahoma City again. I kinda felt bad for him.

The crowd gave him huge ovations every time he came to the plate. It was embarrassing.

Why?

Because Asian Theriot still has many followers, and if y'all think meatball Cubs fans in Chicago are bad, they have NOTHING on meatball Cubs fans in Iowa.

I heard so many people complain that the Cubs wronged him my blood boiled. I mean it doesnt' take much to set my blood boiling, but still.