How Wrong Is Chuck?

[Richard Chuggar]

We all know she's annoying and provides nothing to society whatsoever and makes terrible life choices (no, we're not talking about Yetti), but that is not the issue here.  No matter how much you hate her, is Kim Kardashian hot?

[BH]

We all know she's annoying and provides nothing to society whatsoever and makes terrible life choices (no, we're not talking about Yetti), but that is not the issue here.  No matter how much you hate her, is Kim Kardashian hot?

Wasn't it chuck who said the semi-attractive girl who fed you brownies at the Cubs outing years ago was hideous?
He clearly has very high standards.  And rightfully so.

[Tony]

Who is it that doesn't like Christina Hendricks? Is it Chuck?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Who is it that doesn't like Christina Hendricks? Is it Chuck?

She's so fat!

[Saul Goodman]

Who is it that doesn't like Christina Hendricks? Is it Chuck?

That is indeed Chuckles the Hottie Hendricks Hater.

FACED by the arm-misser.

[flannj]

Hmmm... trick question.

[Eli]

Between Chuck's hatred of Christina Hendricks and Kim Kardashian, I thought maybe he just preferred skinny women. But now I seem to recall a since-Ratto'd post where he commented on a picture of Natalie Portman by expressing disdain and saying she needed to eat a sufganiyot (or something). So, maybe Chuck just doesn't like women?

[Tony]

Between Chuck's hatred of Christina Hendricks and Kim Kardashian, I thought maybe he just preferred skinny women. But now I seem to recall a since-Ratto'd post where he commented on a picture of Natalie Portman by expressing disdain and saying she needed to eat a sufganiyot (or something). So, maybe Chuck just doesn't like women?

Maybe he's secretly in love with Soriano and is trying to cover it up with all the complaining.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Between Chuck's hatred of Christina Hendricks and Kim Kardashian, I thought maybe he just preferred skinny women. But now I seem to recall a since-Ratto'd post where he commented on a picture of Natalie Portman by expressing disdain and saying she needed to eat a sufganiyot (or something). So, maybe Chuck just doesn't like women?

It appears his knock against Kardashian is identical to his knock against Joanie:

Nice rack. Fucken ugly face. Monster ass.

I don't think she's very pretty. I think she's fat and I think she has a weird face.

[She] has amazing hogans but a jinourmous ass that detracts from her possible hotness... Look, just because her ass has enough mass to effect the tides, doesn't mean I can't admire her rack.

So... large breasts + pancake asses

Also: something about not looking ordinary with no makeup on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZD-qSJoLw

[BH]

Between Chuck's hatred of Christina Hendricks and Kim Kardashian, I thought maybe he just preferred skinny women. But now I seem to recall a since-Ratto'd post where he commented on a picture of Natalie Portman by expressing disdain and saying she needed to eat a sufganiyot (or something). So, maybe Chuck just doesn't like women?

It appears his knock against Kardashian is identical to his knock against Joanie:

Nice rack. Fucken ugly face. Monster ass.

I don't think she's very pretty. I think she's fat and I think she has a weird face.

[She] has amazing hogans but a jinourmous ass that detracts from her possible hotness... Look, just because her ass has enough mass to effect the tides, doesn't mean I can't admire her rack.

So... large breasts + pancake asses

Also: something about not looking ordinary with no makeup on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZD-qSJoLw

Kim K's face isn't ugly. She wears too much makeup. But she isn't ugly.

[Internet Apex]

I find Kim Kardashian's eyes to be her most attractive feature. I will never stop masturbating to her. Never. 

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

All of the above.

[Saul Goodman]

I find Kim Kardashian's eyes to be her most attractive feature. I will never stop masturbating to her. Never. 

Continuously?

[Internet Apex]

I find Kim Kardashian's eyes to be her most attractive feature. I will never stop masturbating to her. Never. 

Continuously?

Not even if she asked me to stop.

[Bort]

I find Kim Kardashian's eyes to be her most attractive feature. I will never stop masturbating to her. Never. 

Continuously?

Not even Especially if she asked me to stop.

Let's be honest'd.