The Royal Wedding

[Quality Start Machine]

You fucking homo.*

*Doesn't apply to Tonk.#


#Yeah, it does.

[Tonker]

You fucking homo.*

*Doesn't apply to Tonk.#


#Yeah, it does.

Yeah, it would, if I was paying attention, but I'm not.  I'm not anti-Monarchy, I just don't care.  When they held Diana's funeral, I went and washed the car - there was no queue at the car wash, fucking brillliant.

[Slaky]

You fucking homo.*

*Doesn't apply to Tonk.#


#Yeah, it does.

Yeah, it would, if I was paying attention, but I'm not.  I'm not anti-Monarchy, I just don't care.  When they held Diana's funeral, I went and washed the car - there was no queue at the car wash, fucking brillliant.

That is brilliant.

[CBStew]

Why do I not watch events such as this?  Because I picture myself as a 20 something, siitting in my grandfather's kitchen sharing a bottle of schnaps and cigars with him and telling him that I planned to spend an evening watching the wedding of persons born into privilege and who never have, nor ever will, work for or earn anything based upon their individual merit.  
My grandfather served in the Czar's army and after a 4 year stint returned to his shtetl to find that the Czar was not only tolerating but encouraging pograms, and now was sending out non coms to get grandpa back into uniform to go and fight the Japanese for him.  Grandpa got his fanny out of Russia and started a family in a country that didn't have hereditary royalty with God given rights to be supported in their lifestyles by socialists like him.   So if any of you are inclined to waste your time on that trash, just think...what would Grandpa say?

[BH]

There is nothing ghey about true love between a man and a woman. And presenting this love to God Almighty.

[Internet Apex]

Why do I not watch events such as this?  Because I picture myself as a 20 something, siitting in my grandfather's kitchen sharing a bottle of schnaps and cigars with him and telling him that I planned to spend an evening watching the wedding of persons born into privilege and who never have, nor ever will, work for or earn anything based upon their individual merit.  
My grandfather served in the Czar's army and after a 4 year stint returned to his shtetl to find that the Czar was not only tolerating but encouraging pograms, and now was sending out non coms to get grandpa back into uniform to go and fight the Japanese for him.  Grandpa got his fanny out of Russia and started a family in a country that didn't have hereditary royalty with God given rights to be supported in their lifestyles by socialists like him.   So if any of you are inclined to waste your time on that trash, just think...what would Grandpa say?

I hate weddings more than czars. Mike Fratello was the only czar I've ever seen and he was a decent sort. Every wedding ever sucks the life out of a Saturday that should have been spent watching bad baseball.

[CBStew]

If they were to consumate the marriage on TV I would watch that.

[Richard Chuggar]

Why do I not watch events such as this?  Because I picture myself as a 20 something, siitting in my grandfather's kitchen sharing a bottle of schnaps and cigars with him and telling him that I planned to spend an evening watching the wedding of persons born into privilege and who never have, nor ever will, work for or earn anything based upon their individual merit.  
My grandfather served in the Czar's army and after a 4 year stint returned to his shtetl to find that the Czar was not only tolerating but encouraging pograms, and now was sending out non coms to get grandpa back into uniform to go and fight the Japanese for him.  Grandpa got his fanny out of Russia and started a family in a country that didn't have hereditary royalty with God given rights to be supported in their lifestyles by socialists like him.   So if any of you are inclined to waste your time on that trash, just think...what would Grandpa say?

Your Grandpa would probably say "Why in the holy fuck are you posting on a messageboard when you're 99 years old?"

[Gilgamesh]

Why do I not watch events such as this?  Because I picture myself as a 20 something, siitting in my grandfather's kitchen sharing a bottle of schnaps and cigars with him and telling him that I planned to spend an evening watching the wedding of persons born into privilege and who never have, nor ever will, work for or earn anything based upon their individual merit.  
My grandfather served in the Czar's army and after a 4 year stint returned to his shtetl to find that the Czar was not only tolerating but encouraging pograms, and now was sending out non coms to get grandpa back into uniform to go and fight the Japanese for him.  Grandpa got his fanny out of Russia and started a family in a country that didn't have hereditary royalty with God given rights to be supported in their lifestyles by socialists like him.   So if any of you are inclined to waste your time on that trash, just think...what would Grandpa say?

Awesome.

[Quality Start Machine]

Why do I not watch events such as this?  Because I picture myself as a 20 something, siitting in my grandfather's kitchen sharing a bottle of schnaps and cigars with him and telling him that I planned to spend an evening watching the wedding of persons born into privilege and who never have, nor ever will, work for or earn anything based upon their individual merit.  
My grandfather served in the Czar's army and after a 4 year stint returned to his shtetl to find that the Czar was not only tolerating but encouraging pograms, and now was sending out non coms to get grandpa back into uniform to go and fight the Japanese for him.  Grandpa got his fanny out of Russia and started a family in a country that didn't have hereditary royalty with God given rights to be supported in their lifestyles by socialists like him.   So if any of you are inclined to waste your time on that trash, just think...what would Grandpa say?

"Kate Middleton? I fucked her."

[Tony]

Why do I not watch events such as this?  Because I picture myself as a 20 something, siitting in my grandfather's kitchen sharing a bottle of schnaps and cigars with him and telling him that I planned to spend an evening watching the wedding of persons born into privilege and who never have, nor ever will, work for or earn anything based upon their individual merit.  
My grandfather served in the Czar's army and after a 4 year stint returned to his shtetl to find that the Czar was not only tolerating but encouraging pograms, and now was sending out non coms to get grandpa back into uniform to go and fight the Japanese for him.  Grandpa got his fanny out of Russia and started a family in a country that didn't have hereditary royalty with God given rights to be supported in their lifestyles by socialists like him.   So if any of you are inclined to waste your time on that trash, just think...what would Grandpa say?

Your Grandpa would probably say "Why in the holy fuck are you posting on a messageboard when you're 99 years old?"

Forget the message board. He has a hard enough time explaining his haircut.

[Slaky]

Why do I not watch events such as this?  Because I picture myself as a 20 something, siitting in my grandfather's kitchen sharing a bottle of schnaps and cigars with him and telling him that I planned to spend an evening watching the wedding of persons born into privilege and who never have, nor ever will, work for or earn anything based upon their individual merit.  
My grandfather served in the Czar's army and after a 4 year stint returned to his shtetl to find that the Czar was not only tolerating but encouraging pograms, and now was sending out non coms to get grandpa back into uniform to go and fight the Japanese for him.  Grandpa got his fanny out of Russia and started a family in a country that didn't have hereditary royalty with God given rights to be supported in their lifestyles by socialists like him.   So if any of you are inclined to waste your time on that trash, just think...what would Grandpa say?

Your Grandpa would probably say "Why in the holy fuck are you posting on a messageboard when you're 99 years old?"

Forget the message board. He has a hard enough time explaining his haircut.

That's actually the Paul Popovich Experience.

[Tonker]

Why do I not watch events such as this?  Because I picture myself as a 20 something, siitting in my grandfather's kitchen sharing a bottle of schnaps and cigars with him and telling him that I planned to spend an evening watching the wedding of persons born into privilege and who never have, nor ever will, work for or earn anything based upon their individual merit.  
My grandfather served in the Czar's army and after a 4 year stint returned to his shtetl to find that the Czar was not only tolerating but encouraging pograms, and now was sending out non coms to get grandpa back into uniform to go and fight the Japanese for him.  Grandpa got his fanny out of Russia and started a family in a country that didn't have hereditary royalty with God given rights to be supported in their lifestyles by socialists like him.   So if any of you are inclined to waste your time on that trash, just think...what would Grandpa say?

To be fair, my Grandfather (and Father and brother) fought for King (or Queen) and country.  So, I think he'd be fine with it, God rest his soul.

Doesn't mean I'm going to do it, though.

[BH]

This is too good to not post here, but on the facebooks, Chad actually wrote the only thing good the Brits gave America was the movie, "Love Actually".

[Yeti]

This is too good to not post here, but on the facebooks, Chad actually wrote the only thing good the Brits gave America was the movie, "Love Actually".

Well, yea