The Royal Wedding

[Slaky]

This is too good to not post here, but on the facebooks, Chad actually wrote the only thing good the Brits gave America was the movie, "Love Actually".

That's actually not what I wrote.  Glad to see Brolumbus is treating you well, though.

He's right, to be fair.  What he actually wrote was, after listing the Beatles and the Spice Girls, "maybe I'll give them credit for "Love Actually"".  It's a small distinction, but obviously for Dubbs an important one.

But then, he also wrote "Nobody in American [sic] should give a shit about them".

The important part is simple - TDubbs loves himself a Hugh Grant rom-com. More so than the Rolling Stones.

Let the first among us who didn't mist up at "Music & Lyrics" cast the first stone.

Should I aim that stone at your glass house, Fork?

I'm married to a Drew Barrymore fan. What's your excuse?

My excuse for what?

For not misting up at a movie I've never even heard of before?

We're all bros here, you don't need to pretend around us.

That's the one where Grant plays the guy from the 80s pop band who has to write a song for a teen pop star...remember now?

That's some weak sauce there, soft shoe.

I could do every dance known to man, and it still wouldn't be as bad as your use of "weak sauce".

It's all coming full circle. Tank was once Chad, then Thrill became Tank. Now Thrill becomes Chad.

My head just exploded.

This thread has been triple-coated with suck.

[Bort]

This is too good to not post here, but on the facebooks, Chad actually wrote the only thing good the Brits gave America was the movie, "Love Actually".

That's actually not what I wrote.  Glad to see Brolumbus is treating you well, though.

He's right, to be fair.  What he actually wrote was, after listing the Beatles and the Spice Girls, "maybe I'll give them credit for "Love Actually"".  It's a small distinction, but obviously for Dubbs an important one.

But then, he also wrote "Nobody in American [sic] should give a shit about them".

The important part is simple - TDubbs loves himself a Hugh Grant rom-com. More so than the Rolling Stones.

Let the first among us who didn't mist up at "Music & Lyrics" cast the first stone.

Should I aim that stone at your glass house, Fork?

I'm married to a Drew Barrymore fan. What's your excuse?

My excuse for what?

For not misting up at a movie I've never even heard of before?

We're all bros here, you don't need to pretend around us.

That's the one where Grant plays the guy from the 80s pop band who has to write a song for a teen pop star...remember now?

That's some weak sauce there, soft shoe.

I could do every dance known to man, and it still wouldn't be as bad as your use of "weak sauce".

It's all coming full circle. Tank was once Chad, then Thrill became Tank. Now Thrill becomes Chad.

My head just exploded.

This thread has been triple-coated with suck.

It had nothing good to work with.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Something something Mike Comrie.

[SKO]

Why do I not watch events such as this?  Because I picture myself as a 20 something, siitting in my grandfather's kitchen sharing a bottle of schnaps and cigars with him and telling him that I planned to spend an evening watching the wedding of persons born into privilege and who never have, nor ever will, work for or earn anything based upon their individual merit.  
My grandfather served in the Czar's army and after a 4 year stint returned to his shtetl to find that the Czar was not only tolerating but encouraging pograms, and now was sending out non coms to get grandpa back into uniform to go and fight the Japanese for him.  Grandpa got his fanny out of Russia and started a family in a country that didn't have hereditary royalty with God given rights to be supported in their lifestyles by socialists like him.   So if any of you are inclined to waste your time on that trash, just think...what would Grandpa say?

I think I know where this story goes. He had a hell of a time marrying off his three daughters, didn't he?

[Gilgamesh]

Why do I not watch events such as this?  Because I picture myself as a 20 something, siitting in my grandfather's kitchen sharing a bottle of schnaps and cigars with him and telling him that I planned to spend an evening watching the wedding of persons born into privilege and who never have, nor ever will, work for or earn anything based upon their individual merit.  
My grandfather served in the Czar's army and after a 4 year stint returned to his shtetl to find that the Czar was not only tolerating but encouraging pograms, and now was sending out non coms to get grandpa back into uniform to go and fight the Japanese for him.  Grandpa got his fanny out of Russia and started a family in a country that didn't have hereditary royalty with God given rights to be supported in their lifestyles by socialists like him.   So if any of you are inclined to waste your time on that trash, just think...what would Grandpa say?

I think I know where this story goes. He had a hell of a time marrying off his three daughters, didn't he?

What does CT have to do with this story?