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Gilgamesh

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Re: BIG BEAR JEW!
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2011, 10:01:10 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 29, 2011, 09:54:30 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 29, 2011, 09:48:32 AM
A bit that Bernstein first referenced on teh Twitter Tonks didn't understand and you are now beating into the ground explaining for him and anyone else who .

As if people
had never seen "Inglorious Basterds."

Guh.

Hmm? If only there was a way...

to verify such a claim?


Aww, shucks!
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: BIG BEAR JEW!
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2011, 10:14:07 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 29, 2011, 10:01:10 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 29, 2011, 09:54:30 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 29, 2011, 09:48:32 AM
A bit that Bernstein first referenced on teh Twitter Tonks didn't understand and you are now beating into the ground explaining for him and anyone else who .

As if people
had never seen "Inglorious Basterds."

Guh.

Hmm? If only there was a way...

to verify such a claim?


Aww, shucks!

Why so butthurt Gil? Is it not possible that two people can make the same joke independently?

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Re: BIG BEAR JEW!
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2011, 10:17:07 AM »
Quote from: R-V on April 29, 2011, 10:14:07 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 29, 2011, 10:01:10 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 29, 2011, 09:54:30 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 29, 2011, 09:48:32 AM
A bit that Bernstein first referenced on teh Twitter Tonks didn't understand and you are now beating into the ground explaining for him and anyone else who .

As if people
had never seen "Inglorious Basterds."

Guh.

Hmm? If only there was a way...

to verify such a claim?


Aww, shucks!

Why so butthurt Gil? Is it not possible that two people can make the same joke independently?

Not if one of those people is Chuck.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: BIG BEAR JEW!
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2011, 04:04:59 PM »
"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

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Re: BIG BEAR JEW!
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2011, 06:47:58 PM »
First a Jew, now a Samoan... This is the start of a joke, right?
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Re: BIG BEAR JEW!
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2011, 07:01:02 PM »
Quote from: BC on April 29, 2011, 06:47:58 PM
First a Jew, now a Samoan... This is the start of a joke, right?

Stephen Paea DT, Oregon State. 6'1, 303. Great pass-rusher, has a nose for the ball.

I'm slightly aroused by the first two picks in this draft. Angelo may be a boob but I think he just got two useful players that he desperately needed. Maybe Ruskell is doing the picking and Angelo is just in charge of the telephone. One can hope.
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Re: BIG BEAR JEW!
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2011, 07:24:49 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 29, 2011, 07:01:02 PM
Quote from: BC on April 29, 2011, 06:47:58 PM
First a Jew, now a Samoan... This is the start of a joke, right?

Stephen Paea DT, Oregon State. 6'1, 303. Great pass-rusher, has a nose for the ball.

I'm slightly aroused by the first two picks in this draft. Angelo may be a boob but I think he just got two useful players that he desperately needed. Maybe Ruskell is doing the picking and Angelo is just in charge of the telephone. One can hope.

If he can just find a couple guys who can actually block other guys for more than one second, then this draft might actually end up being a success.

And, heck, the quarterback's wife-to-be likes the first pick as well...

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Re: BIG BEAR JEW!
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2011, 07:56:58 PM »
QuotePassover is definitely my favorite holiday. But potato latkes are my favorite Jewish food next to a nice reuben sandwich corned beef sundae!

Fixed, Samson.
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Re: BIG BEAR JEW!
« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2011, 09:06:26 PM »
Another fucking slow safety. Just when I thought the Bears might actually have a good draft, Jerry Angelo has to fuck it up.
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Re: BIG BEAR JEW!
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2011, 09:15:05 PM »
Quote from: BC on April 29, 2011, 09:06:26 PM
Another fucking slow safety. Just when I thought the Bears might actually have a good draft, Jerry Angelo has to fuck it up.

Nothing about his two career INTs?
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Re: BIG BEAR JEW!
« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2011, 09:21:29 PM »
DPD.  Watch the highlights videos linked on the Bears' site.  It's like they chose the worst ones they could possibly find.  Carimi's are just combine footage.  Paea's are pathetic except for a couple hits on the QB at the end.  The first ones, he's not doing much except coming in at the end of the play.  YEAH GO BEARS
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Re: BIG BEAR JEW!
« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2011, 10:11:53 PM »
Quote from: BC on April 29, 2011, 09:06:26 PM
Another fucking slow safety. Just when I thought the Bears might actually have a good draft, Jerry Angelo has to fuck it up.

I watched Conte all season.  I think that this is a good third round selection. 
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Re: BIG BEAR JEW!
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2011, 10:51:51 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on April 29, 2011, 10:11:53 PM
Quote from: BC on April 29, 2011, 09:06:26 PM
Another fucking slow safety. Just when I thought the Bears might actually have a good draft, Jerry Angelo has to fuck it up.

I watched Conte all season.  I think that this is a good third round selection.  

Speakin' of Bear Jews. We're just going to have to see how this plays out, aren't we? I hate it when that happens.
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Re: BIG BEAR JEW!
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Re: BIG BEAR JEW!
« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2013, 10:03:31 PM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?