Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball

[Oleg]

FYSTEW!

2 homeruns at $5 million each.  Nice. 

But what is it prorated?

[Internet Apex]

FYSTEW!

2 homeruns at $5 million each.  Nice. 

But what is it prorated?

24 at $416,666.67 ea.  That's a lot of tamales.

[Eli]

FYSTEW!

2 homeruns at $5 million each.  Nice. 

Stew is the worst number-cruncher in the history of Judaism.

[Internet Apex]

Intrepid Reader: Chris Stynes

Hi, Stew.

[Quality Start Machine]

FYSTEW!

2 homeruns at $5 million each.  Nice. 

For you, half off.

That Carlos, what a mensch.

[CBStew]

                 AB         hits        rbi    hr     avg

Baker         59          21         9      1     .356
Johnson     29          11         4      1     .379
Pena         77          13         8      2     .169

[Internet Apex]

                 AB         hits        rbi    hr     avg

Baker         59          21         9      1     .356
Johnson     29          11         4      1     .379
Pena         77          13         8      2     .169

Let me help you with this issue.

He's really not worth this level of questionably-formatted asshurt. All that matters is how he's hitting in July. If he can get it going in time to be traded for something semi-useful (not Izturis or DeWitt, I mean useful) the rental is worth it. And they can't take him out of the lineup unless Castro and Ramirez start throwing better. So spread the asshurt around a little and see how this all plays out.

[Slaky]

                 AB         hits        rbi    hr     avg

Baker         59          21         9      1     .356
Johnson     29          11         4      1     .379
Pena         77          13         8      2     .169

Let me help you with this issue.

He's really not worth this level of questionably-formatted asshurt. All that matters is how he's hitting in July. If he can get it going in time to be traded for something semi-useful (not Izturis or DeWitt, I mean useful) the rental is worth it. And they can't take him out of the lineup unless Castro and Ramirez start throwing better. So spread the asshurt around a little and see how this all plays out.

Here's how deluded I am after a successful road trip: Pena's going to massacre the Reds and Cards. Watch it happen.

[Internet Apex]

                 AB         hits        rbi    hr     avg

Baker         59          21         9      1     .356
Johnson     29          11         4      1     .379
Pena         77          13         8      2     .169

Let me help you with this issue.

He's really not worth this level of questionably-formatted asshurt. All that matters is how he's hitting in July. If he can get it going in time to be traded for something semi-useful (not Izturis or DeWitt, I mean useful) the rental is worth it. And they can't take him out of the lineup unless Castro and Ramirez start throwing better. So spread the asshurt around a little and see how this all plays out.

Here's how deluded I am after a successful road trip: Pena's going to massacre the Reds and Cards. Watch it happen.

Those three walks do anything for you? Mine moved a little.

[Slaky]

                 AB         hits        rbi    hr     avg

Baker         59          21         9      1     .356
Johnson     29          11         4      1     .379
Pena         77          13         8      2     .169

Let me help you with this issue.

He's really not worth this level of questionably-formatted asshurt. All that matters is how he's hitting in July. If he can get it going in time to be traded for something semi-useful (not Izturis or DeWitt, I mean useful) the rental is worth it. And they can't take him out of the lineup unless Castro and Ramirez start throwing better. So spread the asshurt around a little and see how this all plays out.

Here's how deluded I am after a successful road trip: Pena's going to massacre the Reds and Cards. Watch it happen.

Those three walks do anything for you? Mine moved a little.

Intrepid Reader: NBA JAM Guy

HE'S HEATING UP

[CBStew]

Yesterday was Pena's best day as a Cub.  Three walks and only one strikeout.

[Wheezer]

FYS!

[Internet Apex]

Yesterday was Pena's best day as a Cub.  Three walks and only one strikeout.

Yesterday is now his second-best day as a Cub. Other than the two prior to that, in which he dong-ed out in the Ravine. That's three in four games, home skillet.

[Tony]

Maybe Pena can share some of his new batch of HGH with Aramis.

[Internet Apex]

Maybe Pena can share some of his new batch of HGH with Aramis.

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