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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2011, 08:44:24 AM »
Quote from: Eli on May 12, 2011, 08:13:23 AM
Carlos Pena has an OPS over 1.000 in the last three weeks.

Yes, but how's his free throw shooting?
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2011, 09:29:35 AM »
Quote from: Eli on May 12, 2011, 08:13:23 AM
Carlos Pena has an OPS over 1.000 in the last three weeks.

The most asshurt over this isn't Stew but Tony, who dropped him from his fantasy team.

(Meanwhile, I stuck with the big lug and I'm reaping all the benefits)

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #47 on: May 12, 2011, 12:04:36 PM »
31 strikeouts in 32 games.  Only Mr. Soriano leads him in that statistic with 34, but Soriano has played in 33 games.  I think that he can catch up.
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #48 on: May 12, 2011, 12:42:38 PM »
.486 OBP this month.

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2011, 01:21:00 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 12, 2011, 09:29:35 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 12, 2011, 08:13:23 AM
Carlos Pena has an OPS over 1.000 in the last three weeks.

The most asshurt over this isn't Stew but Tony, who dropped him from his fantasy team.

(Meanwhile, I stuck with the big lug and I'm reaping all the benefits)

I could pick him back up, but I'm worried I'll jinx him again.

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #50 on: May 14, 2011, 12:56:54 PM »
Koyie Hill didn't get a hit yesterday.  I wonder if any of the other starters didn't get a hit in that 11 to 4, 14 hit game?
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #51 on: May 14, 2011, 01:06:05 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on May 14, 2011, 12:56:54 PM
Koyie Hill didn't get a hit yesterday.  I wonder if any of the other starters didn't get a hit in that 11 to 4, 14 hit game?

I bet Carrie Muskat could tell you.
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #52 on: May 16, 2011, 07:44:41 PM »
F..I can't do it. I don't have the heart. May they stop showing Matlock reruns after that Pena homer.
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #53 on: May 17, 2011, 06:52:18 PM »
AND....another FYStew.
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #54 on: May 17, 2011, 07:01:24 PM »
3-run sploosh.

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #55 on: May 18, 2011, 12:47:35 AM »
Trade him ASAP.
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #56 on: May 18, 2011, 10:06:57 AM »
May OPS sitting at 1.145.

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #57 on: May 18, 2011, 10:13:19 AM »
Quote from: Eli on May 18, 2011, 10:06:57 AM
May OPS sitting at 1.145.

Call around and see if anybody needs a lefthanded slugger with a golden glove. I think the Cubs could use one or two.
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #58 on: May 18, 2011, 12:14:42 PM »
Home runs are shiny things.  Shiny things tend to distract us. 
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #59 on: May 18, 2011, 01:21:06 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on May 18, 2011, 12:14:42 PM
Home runs are shiny things.  Shiny things tend to distract us. 

Distract us from the fact Pena has been on base every game this month?