Horrible Bosses

[CT III]

This is relevant to my recent real life experiences.

You've been sexually harassed by Jennifer Aniston?

By the way, HOW FUCKING HOT does she look in this trailer?  What the fuck is wrong with me?

Nothing. She's a hot old bird

?

Yeah.  Even I raised an eyebrow at that, Stew, and I've got best part of forty years on you.

I fucking hate young people.

Yeti is 38.

Yeti is a 10-year-old boy in a 48-year-old man's body.

Which is pretty ironic when you think about it.

I'm going to wait until CT weighs in on this.

Actually, it seems more ironic when you don't think about it.

DECLINED

I meant, insofar as Yeti would rather be a 25-year-old man in a 10-year-old's body. /rimshot

Dick.

Still weak.  The judgment of the District Irony Court is upheld, now get the hell out.

[BH]

This is relevant to my recent real life experiences.

You've been sexually harassed by Jennifer Aniston?

By the way, HOW FUCKING HOT does she look in this trailer?  What the fuck is wrong with me?

Nothing. She's a hot old bird

?

Yeah.  Even I raised an eyebrow at that, Stew, and I've got best part of forty years on you.

I fucking hate young people.

Yeti is 38.

Yeti is a 10-year-old boy in a 48-year-old man's body.

Which is pretty ironic when you think about it.

I'm going to wait until CT weighs in on this.

Actually, it seems more ironic when you don't think about it.

DECLINED

I meant, insofar as Yeti would rather be a 25-year-old man in a 10-year-old's body. /rimshot

Dick.

Still weak.  The judgment of the District Irony Court is upheld, now get the hell out.

You won't get CT's attention unless the backdrop is at a zoo.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

This is relevant to my recent real life experiences.

You've been sexually harassed by Jennifer Aniston?

By the way, HOW FUCKING HOT does she look in this trailer?  What the fuck is wrong with me?

Nothing. She's a hot old bird

?

Yeah.  Even I raised an eyebrow at that, Stew, and I've got best part of forty years on you.

I fucking hate young people.

Yeti is 38.

Yeti is a 10-year-old boy in a 48-year-old man's body.

Which is pretty ironic when you think about it.

I'm going to wait until CT weighs in on this.

Actually, it seems more ironic when you don't think about it.

DECLINED

I meant, insofar as Yeti would rather be a 25-year-old man in a 10-year-old's body. /rimshot

Dick.

Still weak.  The judgment of the District Irony Court is upheld, now get the hell out.

You won't get CT's attention unless the backdrop is at a zoo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcokB0Ms2-4

[CT III]

This is relevant to my recent real life experiences.

You've been sexually harassed by Jennifer Aniston?

By the way, HOW FUCKING HOT does she look in this trailer?  What the fuck is wrong with me?

Nothing. She's a hot old bird

?

Yeah.  Even I raised an eyebrow at that, Stew, and I've got best part of forty years on you.

I fucking hate young people.

Yeti is 38.

Yeti is a 10-year-old boy in a 48-year-old man's body.

Which is pretty ironic when you think about it.

I'm going to wait until CT weighs in on this.

Actually, it seems more ironic when you don't think about it.

DECLINED

I meant, insofar as Yeti would rather be a 25-year-old man in a 10-year-old's body. /rimshot

Dick.

Still weak.  The judgment of the District Irony Court is upheld, now get the hell out.

You won't get CT's attention unless the backdrop is at a zoo.

I can't go to that zoo anymore, man.  Used to be a nice dive zoo but now it's nothing but Trixie's and affordable Mexican food.

Real shame.

[BH]

This is relevant to my recent real life experiences.

You've been sexually harassed by Jennifer Aniston?

By the way, HOW FUCKING HOT does she look in this trailer?  What the fuck is wrong with me?

Nothing. She's a hot old bird

?

Yeah.  Even I raised an eyebrow at that, Stew, and I've got best part of forty years on you.

I fucking hate young people.

Yeti is 38.

Yeti is a 10-year-old boy in a 48-year-old man's body.

Which is pretty ironic when you think about it.

I'm going to wait until CT weighs in on this.

Actually, it seems more ironic when you don't think about it.

DECLINED

I meant, insofar as Yeti would rather be a 25-year-old man in a 10-year-old's body. /rimshot

Dick.

Still weak.  The judgment of the District Irony Court is upheld, now get the hell out.

You won't get CT's attention unless the backdrop is at a zoo.

I can't go to that zoo anymore, man.  Used to be a nice dive zoo but now it's nothing but Trixie's and affordable Mexican food.

Real shame.

Hipsters don't encourage the captivation of animals bro. Get hip with it.

[CBStew]

During the first half hour you get a queasy feeling.  All of the funny parts that you have been seeing on TV for the last two months are crammed into that first half hour, and because you have seen them twenty times already they aren't funny anymore.  But then they get into the gags that you haven't seen yet, and they are even funnier.   Charlie Day is hilarious.  Jason Bateman is a very funny straightman, if that is not a contradiction in terms.  Sedakis is probably miscast but he contributes.  Jennifer Anniston plays the  nymphomanic that you dreamt of meeting when you were a teenager.  Hell, she is the woman you are still dreaming about.  Kevin Spacey is the evil villain to perfection and Colin Farrell could have used more opportunities.  Jamie Foxx has the funniest laugh out loud line in the movie and it comes out of nowhere.  So don't be let down by the first half hour.  Bridesmaids was funnier though.

[Powdered Toast Man]

During the first half hour you get a queasy feeling.  All of the funny parts that you have been seeing on TV for the last two months are crammed into that first half hour, and because you have seen them twenty times already they aren't funny anymore.  But then they get into the gags that you haven't seen yet, and they are even funnier.   Charlie Day is hilarious.  Jason Bateman is a very funny straightman, if that is not a contradiction in terms.  Sedakis is probably miscast but he contributes.  Jennifer Anniston plays the  nymphomanic that you dreamt of meeting when you were a teenager.  Hell, she is the woman you are still dreaming about.  Kevin Spacey is the evil villain to perfection and Colin Farrell could have used more opportunities.  Jamie Foxx has the funniest laugh out loud line in the movie and it comes out of nowhere.  So don't be let down by the first half hour.  Bridesmaids was funnier though.

I can always rely on Stew for the meat and potatoes reviews.  Thanks, Stew!

[CBStew]

During the first half hour you get a queasy feeling.  All of the funny parts that you have been seeing on TV for the last two months are crammed into that first half hour, and because you have seen them twenty times already they aren't funny anymore.  But then they get into the gags that you haven't seen yet, and they are even funnier.   Charlie Day is hilarious.  Jason Bateman is a very funny straightman, if that is not a contradiction in terms.  Sedakis is probably miscast but he contributes.  Jennifer Anniston plays the  nymphomanic that you dreamt of meeting when you were a teenager.  Hell, she is the woman you are still dreaming about.  Kevin Spacey is the evil villain to perfection and Colin Farrell could have used more opportunities.  Jamie Foxx has the funniest laugh out loud line in the movie and it comes out of nowhere.  So don't be let down by the first half hour.  Bridesmaids was funnier though.

I can always rely on Stew for the meat and potatoes reviews.  Thanks, Stew!

I have to tell someone what my opinions are.  I have been married for 52 years.

[Powdered Toast Man]

During the first half hour you get a queasy feeling.  All of the funny parts that you have been seeing on TV for the last two months are crammed into that first half hour, and because you have seen them twenty times already they aren't funny anymore.  But then they get into the gags that you haven't seen yet, and they are even funnier.   Charlie Day is hilarious.  Jason Bateman is a very funny straightman, if that is not a contradiction in terms.  Sedakis is probably miscast but he contributes.  Jennifer Anniston plays the  nymphomanic that you dreamt of meeting when you were a teenager.  Hell, she is the woman you are still dreaming about.  Kevin Spacey is the evil villain to perfection and Colin Farrell could have used more opportunities.  Jamie Foxx has the funniest laugh out loud line in the movie and it comes out of nowhere.  So don't be let down by the first half hour.  Bridesmaids was funnier though.

I can always rely on Stew for the meat and potatoes reviews.  Thanks, Stew!

I have to tell someone what my opinions are.  I have been married for 52 years.

Hot dang!  Seriously, that's an accomplishment.

[Gilgamesh]

During the first half hour you get a queasy feeling.  All of the funny parts that you have been seeing on TV for the last two months are crammed into that first half hour, and because you have seen them twenty times already they aren't funny anymore.  But then they get into the gags that you haven't seen yet, and they are even funnier.   Charlie Day is hilarious.  Jason Bateman is a very funny straightman, if that is not a contradiction in terms.  Sedakis is probably miscast but he contributes.  Jennifer Anniston plays the  nymphomanic that you dreamt of meeting when you were a teenager.  Hell, she is the woman you are still dreaming about.  Kevin Spacey is the evil villain to perfection and Colin Farrell could have used more opportunities.  Jamie Foxx has the funniest laugh out loud line in the movie and it comes out of nowhere.  So don't be let down by the first half hour.  Bridesmaids was funnier though.

I can always rely on Stew for the meat and potatoes reviews.  Thanks, Stew!

Mmmmm....meat and potato stew....

[Powdered Toast Man]

Saw it over the weekend...Stew was spot on.  Plus, Jennifer Aniston is amazing.

[Slaky]

Good flick. I laughed and yeah, Jennifer Aniston busted out the wayback machine or maybe she's just aged well or had some awesome surgery but man - whenever Charlie tried complaining about her at the beginning I found myself amused.