Grantland: A Bill Simmons Joint

[J. Walter Weatherman]

DPD...

Honestly, what I find inexplicable is Keri not mentioning Exhibit A: The Untouchable Jeff Baker.

Also:

No, Park Ridge, by all means name a street after this corpulent, waddling, unaccomplished fuckhammer.

We get it. You hate any suburbs closer in than Palatine.

[CT III]

The Inexplicable Non-Decision-Making of the Chicago Cubs

No, Park Ridge, by all means name a street after this corpulent, waddling, unaccomplished fuckhammer.

The author? Because Jonah Keri is terrible.

Not everyone can be Chuck Klosterman.

They have him too.

That may have been the joke.

Maybe you all are homosexuals.

The FOX Network has sunk to a new low.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

We get it. You hate any suburbs closer in than Palatine.

*rolls eyes*

Yes, Thrillho, that's what I'm saying.

Also, I had never heard of this Jonah Keri before.  He may be terrible, but that article is spot-on and I wish all sorts of awful things to happen to Jim Hendry and anbody who enables his medicority to thrive--even if it were the mayor of Hoffman Estates.

[Slaky]

We get it. You hate any suburbs closer in than Palatine.

*rolls eyes*

Yes, Thrillho, that's what I'm saying.

Also, I had never heard of this Jonah Keri before.  He may be terrible, but that article is spot-on and I wish all sorts of awful things to happen to Jim Hendry and anbody who enables his medicority to thrive--even if it were the mayor of Hoffman Estates.

You can agree with him but it doesn't make him good. He wrote an article during the Stanley Cup Final claiming that the entire world was rooting against the Boston Bruins. He's stupid.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

We get it. You hate any suburbs closer in than Palatine.

*rolls eyes*

Yes, Thrillho, that's what I'm saying.

Glad we're on the same page.

[CT III]

I guess that seems about right.


http://bryanjoiner.com/2011/08/17/garbageland/

[Slaky]

I guess that seems about right.


http://bryanjoiner.com/2011/08/17/garbageland/

This guy is ripping on Jonah Keri and therefore I LOVE HIM.

[morpheus]

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6863498/drankoff-2011

Intrepid reader: Internet Apex:

Best.  Idea.  Evar.

[Internet Apex]

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6863498/drankoff-2011

Intrepid reader: Internet Apex:

Best.  Idea.  Evar.

I was skeptical of the idea until I saw the selections they made and am now COMPLETELY engorged. Thanks for the link because I would never have stuck my head into that toilet otherwise.

[R-V]

While we're drinking from the Grantland toilet, this was a good read (just ignore the obligatory Bartman sidenote). As much as I want to see Planet Fielder eating sunflower seeds with Starlin, he's going to be 400 lbs by the time the Cubs are ready to contend again.

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6884431/the-road-map-cubs-resurgence

[Slaky]

While we're drinking from the Grantland toilet, this was a good read (just ignore the obligatory Bartman sidenote). As much as I want to see Planet Fielder eating sunflower seeds with Starlin, he's going to be 400 lbs by the time the Cubs are ready to contend again.

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6884431/the-road-map-cubs-resurgence

Or let's not read anything written by that douchelord ever again.

[R-V]

While we're drinking from the Grantland toilet, this was a good read (just ignore the obligatory Bartman sidenote). As much as I want to see Planet Fielder eating sunflower seeds with Starlin, he's going to be 400 lbs by the time the Cubs are ready to contend again.

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6884431/the-road-map-cubs-resurgence

Or let's not read anything written by that douchelord ever again.

So what you're saying is we should continue to post links to Jonah Keri articles here?

[Slaky]

While we're drinking from the Grantland toilet, this was a good read (just ignore the obligatory Bartman sidenote). As much as I want to see Planet Fielder eating sunflower seeds with Starlin, he's going to be 400 lbs by the time the Cubs are ready to contend again.

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6884431/the-road-map-cubs-resurgence

Or let's not read anything written by that douchelord ever again.

So what you're saying is we should continue to post links to Jonah Keri articles here?

Shouldn't he have an 'h' in his last name? Kheri? It would be a perfect douche name for a douchelord like him.

Bow before Jonah Kheri - King of Douchelords:

[Shooter]

While we're drinking from the Grantland toilet, this was a good read (just ignore the obligatory Bartman sidenote). As much as I want to see Planet Fielder eating sunflower seeds with Starlin, he's going to be 400 lbs by the time the Cubs are ready to contend again.

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6884431/the-road-map-cubs-resurgence

Or let's not read anything written by that douchelord ever again.

So what you're saying is we should continue to post links to Jonah Keri articles here?

Shouldn't he have an 'h' in his last name? Kheri? It would be a perfect douche name for a douchelord like him.

Bow before Jonah Kheri - King of Douchelords:

I find Slaky's hatred of Jhonhah Khehrhi invigorating.

[Chuck to Chuck]

While we're drinking from the Grantland toilet, this was a good read (just ignore the obligatory Bartman sidenote). As much as I want to see Planet Fielder eating sunflower seeds with Starlin, he's going to be 400 lbs by the time the Cubs are ready to contend again.

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6884431/the-road-map-cubs-resurgence

It was? His roadmap was, "Don't sign Fielder or Pujoles and then do...."