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Re: Grantland: A Bill Simmons Joint
« Reply #45 on: June 16, 2011, 04:17:19 PM »
Quote from: Bort on June 16, 2011, 04:05:59 PM
They should just run Michael Schur articles and nothing else.

I had pretty much avoided Grantland until I saw he posted something. I'll probably do the same until he writes again.

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Re: Grantland: A Bill Simmons Joint
« Reply #46 on: June 16, 2011, 04:23:25 PM »
Quote from: Bort on June 16, 2011, 04:05:59 PM
They should just run Michael Schur articles and nothing else.

They should, just as Jerry Glanville always left tickets for Elvis Presley and Loni Anderson, just leave a username and password for Grantland Rice just in case he decides to rise from the dead and write something. Until then, just leave it dark.

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Re: Grantland: A Bill Simmons Joint
« Reply #47 on: June 16, 2011, 04:29:10 PM »
Quote from: Eli on June 16, 2011, 04:17:19 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 16, 2011, 04:05:59 PM
They should just run Michael Schur articles and nothing else.

I had pretty much avoided Grantland until I saw he posted something. I'll probably do the same until he writes again.

Indeed.That's my plan as well.
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Re: Grantland: A Bill Simmons Joint
« Reply #48 on: June 16, 2011, 04:42:27 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 16, 2011, 03:57:19 PM
After last week's pathetic attempt at a hockey column, in which Bill Simmons hailed the tough play of Bruins' forward "Patrick Beverly" - he tries again to fit in with a piece celebrating Boston's latest champion. Sadly, Mr. Simmons didn't learn from his mistakes and world be damned he refuses to get an editor or a fact-checker. After Twitter blew up the mistake was fixed but I captured a screenshot for posterity. In essence, he tries to create an entire narrative around something that never happened. Observe and spot the error(s):

http://min.us/mvjA9qe

Mea Culpa, it would appear.

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Re: Grantland: A Bill Simmons Joint
« Reply #49 on: June 16, 2011, 04:53:24 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 16, 2011, 04:42:27 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 16, 2011, 03:57:19 PM
After last week's pathetic attempt at a hockey column, in which Bill Simmons hailed the tough play of Bruins' forward "Patrick Beverly" - he tries again to fit in with a piece celebrating Boston's latest champion. Sadly, Mr. Simmons didn't learn from his mistakes and world be damned he refuses to get an editor or a fact-checker. After Twitter blew up the mistake was fixed but I captured a screenshot for posterity. In essence, he tries to create an entire narrative around something that never happened. Observe and spot the error(s):

http://min.us/mvjA9qe

Mea Culpa, it would appear.



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Re: Grantland: A Bill Simmons Joint
« Reply #50 on: June 16, 2011, 05:15:44 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 16, 2011, 04:42:27 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 16, 2011, 03:57:19 PM
After last week's pathetic attempt at a hockey column, in which Bill Simmons hailed the tough play of Bruins' forward "Patrick Beverly" - he tries again to fit in with a piece celebrating Boston's latest champion. Sadly, Mr. Simmons didn't learn from his mistakes and world be damned he refuses to get an editor or a fact-checker. After Twitter blew up the mistake was fixed but I captured a screenshot for posterity. In essence, he tries to create an entire narrative around something that never happened. Observe and spot the error(s):

http://min.us/mvjA9qe

Mea Culpa, it would appear.



Fair enough, I can respect that.


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Re: Grantland: A Bill Simmons Joint
« Reply #51 on: June 16, 2011, 05:19:10 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 16, 2011, 05:15:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 16, 2011, 04:42:27 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 16, 2011, 03:57:19 PM
After last week's pathetic attempt at a hockey column, in which Bill Simmons hailed the tough play of Bruins' forward "Patrick Beverly" - he tries again to fit in with a piece celebrating Boston's latest champion. Sadly, Mr. Simmons didn't learn from his mistakes and world be damned he refuses to get an editor or a fact-checker. After Twitter blew up the mistake was fixed but I captured a screenshot for posterity. In essence, he tries to create an entire narrative around something that never happened. Observe and spot the error(s):

http://min.us/mvjA9qe

Mea Culpa, it would appear.



Fair enough, I can respect that.



You ol' softie.

Where's the RAGEHATE?
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Re: Grantland: A Bill Simmons Joint
« Reply #52 on: June 16, 2011, 09:40:32 PM »
Hey, if you guys can't appreciate yet another piece in which a bunch of sportswriters reminisce about how awesome/crazy/stupendous the National Sports Daily was, then the hell with you.

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Re: Grantland: A Bill Simmons Joint
« Reply #53 on: June 16, 2011, 11:30:09 PM »
If Ken Tremendous brings back FJM style, Grantland will be the bestest site ever you guys.
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Re: Grantland: A Bill Simmons Joint
« Reply #54 on: June 17, 2011, 07:42:40 AM »
My first sports memory was this game, I believe: http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199212130chi.htm . Last win of Mike Ditka's career in Chicago. There may be something from before that but I remember thinking that Neal Anderson must be some sort of God.
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Re: Grantland: A Bill Simmons Joint
« Reply #55 on: June 17, 2011, 09:41:17 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 17, 2011, 07:42:40 AM
My first sports memory was this game, I believe: http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199212130chi.htm . Last win of Mike Ditka's career in Chicago. There may be something from before that but I remember thinking that Neal Anderson must be some sort of God.

Also the last win of Mike Singletary's career.
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Re: Grantland: A Bill Simmons Joint
« Reply #56 on: June 17, 2011, 09:48:16 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 17, 2011, 09:41:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 17, 2011, 07:42:40 AM
My first sports memory was this game, I believe: http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199212130chi.htm . Last win of Mike Ditka's career in Chicago. There may be something from before that but I remember thinking that Neal Anderson must be some sort of God.

Also the last win of Mike Singletary's career.

At least until his wildly successful tenure as a head coach.
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Re: Grantland: A Bill Simmons Joint
« Reply #57 on: June 17, 2011, 12:50:35 PM »
Quote from: SKO on June 17, 2011, 09:48:16 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 17, 2011, 09:41:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 17, 2011, 07:42:40 AM
My first sports memory was this game, I believe: http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199212130chi.htm . Last win of Mike Ditka's career in Chicago. There may be something from before that but I remember thinking that Neal Anderson must be some sort of God.

Also the last win of Mike Singletary's career.

At least until his wildly successful tenure as a head coach.

This. Also angers the semen. Please cease and desist. I choose to remember Samuai Mike as he was in 1985. He knocked 'em cold, did he not?
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Re: Grantland: A Bill Simmons Joint
« Reply #58 on: June 17, 2011, 11:43:20 PM »
I guess when you run 1500 pieces a week, a few are bound to be good.  Which is nice.

Anyway, I enjoyed this: http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6658200/lord-stanley-grail

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Re: Grantland: A Bill Simmons Joint
« Reply #59 on: June 22, 2011, 12:27:04 PM »
I found Klosterman's Rock-Vorp article interesting.
Nothing subjective about it, it's all math.