Grantland: A Bill Simmons Joint

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Nothing subjective about it, it's all math.  

Nothing subjective outside of the subjective awarding of point values to unquantifiable things like "visual impact", "attitude" and "intangibles".

Is Butthands being sarcastic or sincere? I honestly can't even tell anymore.

[BH]

Nothing subjective about it, it's all math.  

Nothing subjective outside of the subjective awarding of point values to unquantifiable things like "visual impact", "attitude" and "intangibles".

Is Butthands being sarcastic or sincere? I honestly can't even tell anymore.

Green font. Although I appreciate the mention of some bands that don't get enough credit. Like Dokken.

[Slaky]

Nothing subjective about it, it's all math.  

Nothing subjective outside of the subjective awarding of point values to unquantifiable things like "visual impact", "attitude" and "intangibles".

Is Butthands being sarcastic or sincere? I honestly can't even tell anymore.

Green font. Although I appreciate the mention of some bands that don't get enough credit. Like Dokken.

Hater/jealous...ist (?) of Grantland that I am, I think getting butthurt over this piece (which I don't think BH was but I know that people will) is pointless. It's a fun (in spirit, anyway) attempt at combining sabermetrics with Klosterman's weird musical tastes which somehow ranks Wavves just below the Doors and what the fuck is wrong with this lesbian hipster asshole?

[Bort]

Nothing subjective about it, it's all math.  

Nothing subjective outside of the subjective awarding of point values to unquantifiable things like "visual impact", "attitude" and "intangibles".

Is Butthands being sarcastic or sincere? I honestly can't even tell anymore.

Green font. Although I appreciate the mention of some bands that don't get enough credit. Like Dokken.

Hater/jealous...ist (?) of Grantland that I am, I think getting butthurt over this piece (which I don't think BH was but I know that people will) is pointless. It's a fun (in spirit, anyway) attempt at combining sabermetrics with Klosterman's weird musical tastes which somehow ranks Wavves just below the Doors and what the fuck is wrong with this lesbian hipster asshole?

I'm not particularly butthurt by it (having not read it) but I would like to point out that Klosterman is a hack.

[Yeti]

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2011/07/bill-simmons-is-god-of-hollywood.html

[Slaky]

Simmons still has a wealth of sycophants out there - I don't get it. That piece of shit article was deservedly torn to shreds. Has anyone ever been so far up his own ass?

[PenPho]

Simmons still has a wealth of sycophants out there - I don't get it. That piece of shit article was deservedly torn to shreds. Has anyone ever been so far up his own ass?

I'll be the first to admit that I'm much less anti-Simmons than most and that article was an atrocious, steaming pile of shit.

[BH]

The Inexplicable Non-Decision-Making of the Chicago Cubs

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

The Inexplicable Non-Decision-Making of the Chicago Cubs

No, Park Ridge, by all means name a street after this corpulent, waddling, unaccomplished fuckhammer.

[Slaky]

The Inexplicable Non-Decision-Making of the Chicago Cubs

No, Park Ridge, by all means name a street after this corpulent, waddling, unaccomplished fuckhammer.

The author? Because Jonah Keri is terrible.

[CT III]

The Inexplicable Non-Decision-Making of the Chicago Cubs

No, Park Ridge, by all means name a street after this corpulent, waddling, unaccomplished fuckhammer.

The author? Because Jonah Keri is terrible.

Not everyone can be Chuck Klosterman.

[Slaky]

The Inexplicable Non-Decision-Making of the Chicago Cubs

No, Park Ridge, by all means name a street after this corpulent, waddling, unaccomplished fuckhammer.

The author? Because Jonah Keri is terrible.

Not everyone can be Chuck Klosterman.

They have him too.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

The Inexplicable Non-Decision-Making of the Chicago Cubs

No, Park Ridge, by all means name a street after this corpulent, waddling, unaccomplished fuckhammer.

The author? Because Jonah Keri is terrible.

Not everyone can be Chuck Klosterman.

They have him too.

That may have been the joke.

[Slaky]

The Inexplicable Non-Decision-Making of the Chicago Cubs

No, Park Ridge, by all means name a street after this corpulent, waddling, unaccomplished fuckhammer.

The author? Because Jonah Keri is terrible.

Not everyone can be Chuck Klosterman.

They have him too.

That may have been the joke.

Maybe you all are homosexuals.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

The Inexplicable Non-Decision-Making of the Chicago Cubs

No, Park Ridge, by all means name a street after this corpulent, waddling, unaccomplished fuckhammer.

The author? Because Jonah Keri is terrible.

Not everyone can be Chuck Klosterman.

They have him too.

That may have been the joke.

Maybe you all are homosexuals.