Believe!

[Powdered Toast Man]

It's gonna hai?

Fuuuuuuuuuck no.

[Brownie]

It's gonna hai?

Fuuuuuuuuuck no.

So they won't sink even further under .500 and further out of first over the next month? Cool!

[Brownie]

Two in a row and overdue for a sweep at Fenway. FYY.

[bugsy]

Tony Campana for ROY! Start the campaign. When they get back to Wrigley....he's gettting the Augio Ojeda treatment. That is if anyone's in the bleachers.

[Internet Apex]

Two in a row and overdue for a sweep at Fenway. FYY.

F You, Youkilis?

[Brownie]

Tony Campana for ROY! Start the campaign. When they get back to Wrigley....he's gettting the Augio Ojeda treatment. That is if anyone's in the bleachers.

That's beauty of it all. Smaller douche quotient, more room to stretch your legs. You can heckle and be heard, and not have some Chad shout you down for impugning Ryan Theriot or Koyie Hill.

[Internet Apex]

Tony Campana for ROY! Start the campaign. When they get back to Wrigley....he's gettting the Augio Ojeda treatment. That is if anyone's in the bleachers.

That's beauty of it all. Smaller douche quotient, more room to stretch your legs. You can heckle and be heard, and not have some Chad shout you down for impugning Ryan Theriot or Koyie Hill.

Shut us down? Hell no. Not unless they want a size-12 tassled loafer lodged up their asses.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Tony Campana for ROY! Start the campaign. When they get back to Wrigley....he's gettting the Augio Ojeda treatment. That is if anyone's in the bleachers.

That's beauty of it all. Smaller douche quotient, more room to stretch your legs. You can heckle and be heard, and not have some Chad shout you down for impugning Ryan Theriot or Koyie Hill.

Shut us down? Hell no. Not unless they want a size-12 tassled loafer lodged up their asses.

We get it, Pex. You're white.

[Yeti]

DAT KWADEE GUY

[Brownie]

Doug Davis channels Sandy Koufax, or something!

[Internet Apex]

Doug Davis channels Sandy Koufax, or something!

He channelled himself. When he used to pitch against the Cubs. ZOMG!

[CBStew]

Being the first to post on any given day is like writing your name in fresh snow.  HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

[Brownie]

OK, Assholes, do you believe in a magical September, or are you meth-cooking Cardinal fans?

Herrrrre we go:

@ Giants (1-0)

3 vs. PIT (3-0)
3 vs. CIN (3-0)
3 @ NYM (3-0)
4 @ CIN (4-0)
3 vs. HOU (3-0)
3 vs. MIL (3-0)
3 @ STL (3-0)
3 @ SD (3-0)
Final Record: 85-77

MIL
2 vs. STL (0-2)
3 @ HOU (0-3)
3 @ STL (1-2)
4 vs. PHL (0-4)
2 vs COL (0-2)
3 @ CIN (1-2)
3 @ CUBS (0-3)
3 vs. FLA (0-3)
3 vs. PIT (1-2)
Final Record: 84-78

STL
2 vs. MIL (2-0)
3 vs. CIN (1-2)
3 vs. MIL (2-1)
3 vs. ATL (1-2)
3 @ PIT (1-2)
4 @ PHI (1-3)
3 vs. NY (1-2)
3 vs. CUBS (0-3)
3 vs. HOU (3-0)
Final Record: 83-79

CIN
2 vs. PHI (1-1)
3 @ STL (2-1)
3 @ CUBS (0-3)
3 @ COL (2-1)
4 vs. CUBS (0-4)
3 vs. MIL (2-1)
3 vs. HOU (2-1)
3 @ PIT (1-2)
3 @ NY (2-1)
Final Record: 79-83

PIT
1 @ HOU (1-0)
1 vs. LA (1-0)
3 @ CUBS (0-3)
3 vs. HOU (3-0)
3 vs. FLA (2-1)
3 vs. STL (2-1)
4 @ LA (3-1)
3 @ AZ (1-2)
3 vs. CIN (2-1)
3 @ MIL (2-1)
Final Record: 79-83

HOU
1 vs. PIT (0-1)
3 vs. MIL (3-0)
3 @ PIT (0-3)
3 @ WAS (1-2)
3 vs. PHI (0-3)
3 @ CUBS (0-3)
3 @ CIN (1-2)
4 vs. COL (1-3)
3 vs. STL (0-3)
Final Record 52-110

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Final Standings:

Cubs       85-77     ---
MIL        84-78      1
STL        83-79      2
PIT        79-83      6
CIN        79-83      6
HOU        52-110    33

[Bort]

Man, for a while there I was worried this team finally broke TJ.

[SKO]

Man, for a while there I was worried this team finally broke TJ.

I think they did, but firing Jim Hendry extended just enough good will to save us all, Bort.