Believe!

[Slaky]

I can't bring myself to watch the video. 

DO IT

[R-V]

I can't bring myself to watch the video. 

DO IT

The way in which Joe describes Tom as the perfect stereotype of an aimless, talentless trust fund assbag will surely raise the ire of MEATBALL PHYSICIAN.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I can't bring myself to watch the video. 

DO IT

The way in which Joe describes Tom as the perfect stereotype of an aimless, talentless trust fund assbag will surely raise the ire of MEATBALL PHYSICIAN.

I will watch it but I think I'll need to steel myself with a jug of whiskey first.

[Slaky]

I can't bring myself to watch the video. 

DO IT

The way in which Joe describes Tom as the perfect stereotype of an aimless, talentless trust fund assbag will surely raise the ire of MEATBALL PHYSICIAN.

I will watch it but I think I'll need to steel myself with a jug of whiskey first.

The longer you wait, the longer your stay in the Matrix.

[Tony]

I can't bring myself to watch the video. 

DO IT

The way in which Joe describes Tom as the perfect stereotype of an aimless, talentless trust fund assbag will surely raise the ire of MEATBALL PHYSICIAN.

I will watch it but I think I'll need to steel myself with a jug of whiskey first.

The longer you wait, the longer your stay in the Matrix.

I just watched it. You know, Joe Pantoliano had the right idea.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I can't bring myself to watch the video. 

DO IT

The way in which Joe describes Tom as the perfect stereotype of an aimless, talentless trust fund assbag will surely raise the ire of MEATBALL PHYSICIAN.

I will watch it but I think I'll need to steel myself with a jug of whiskey first.

The longer you wait, the longer your stay in the Matrix.

I just watched it. You know, Joe Pantoliano had the right idea.

Sell the artsy fartsy thing for $400?

[Internet Apex]

Time to murder one of these two threads. I care not which.

[CBStew]

Time to murder one of these two threads. I care not which.

BELIEVE?

[CBStew]

Time to murder one of these two threads. I care not which.

Oh let it go.  The World is ending tomorrow.

[Yeti]

That is what we like to call playing a real team.  FYTJ

[Brownie]

That is what we like to call playing a real team.  FYTJ

Tis just a speed bump on the way to glory. Bahston fans might recall the score of Game 3 of the 2004 ALCS. Just sayin'

[Internet Apex]

I tell you what, I'm glad Mike Quade polluted the mound at Fenway with the human turds he marched out there tonight. It happened. It wasn't the end of the world.


Now it's time to give 'em the real stuff. The Cubs, such as they are, play well to a park like Fenway. I say they win the next two, Zambrano hits one out or at least off the wall tomorrow. And the next one of you lot who wants to take a shot at Quade will have to go through me. (||)

What say you?

[Saul Goodman]

Crane Kenney caught a home run from Jarrod Saltalamacchiasgklrefjuta. TURNING POINT!!

[Internet Apex]

Crane Kenney caught a home run from Jarrod Saltalamacchiasgklrefjuta. TURNING POINT!!

Please tell me this is false.

EDIT: FML

Intrepid Reader: Teh Jockey

As it turned out, the Red Sox were held scoreless in only one inning against Davis, who lasted only 3 2/3 innings in the Cubs' 15-5 loss.

Davis gave up seven runs on eight hits and three walks, and reliever Scott Maine served up two long-distance home runs, one of which was caught by Cubs President Crane Kenney after it bounced off a Volvo sign in the Green Monster seats in left-center field.

[Wheezer]

Time to murder one of these two threads. I care not which.

Oh let it go.  The World is ending tomorrow.

Something something the only thing required to maintain a semblance of phenomenological order something.