Believe!

[Internet Apex]

That is what we like to call playing a real team.  FYTJ

Who is we? You, TDubbs and Chuck?

[Saul Goodman]

Crane Kenney caught a home run from Jarrod Saltalamacchiasgklrefjuta. TURNING POINT!!

Please tell me this is false.

EDIT: FML

Intrepid Reader: Teh Jockey

As it turned out, the Red Sox were held scoreless in only one inning against Davis, who lasted only 3 2/3 innings in the Cubs' 15-5 loss.

Davis gave up seven runs on eight hits and three walks, and reliever Scott Maine served up two long-distance home runs, one of which was caught by Cubs President Crane Kenney after it bounced off a Volvo sign in the Green Monster seats in left-center field.

Even better, BAM felt that worthy of a highlight. That's how you know things are going swimmingly for your team: When your team president catching one of the other team's homers is the highlight of your highlight reel. Believe!

[BH]

Corey Patterson reached 1,000 hits on Friday.

Always humble, Patterson said. "I'm one of those guys who will appreciate it a little bit more once I'm done playing."

[Internet Apex]

Corey Patterson reached 1,000 hits on Friday.

Always humble, Patterson said. "I'm one of those guys who will appreciate it a little bit more once I'm done playing."

Which could be any day now.

[CBStew]

Corey Patterson reached 1,000 hits on Friday.

Always humble, Patterson said. "I'm one of those guys who will appreciate it a little bit more once I'm done playing."

When he is done playing?  When did he start?

[Slaky]

What a ridiculous game. If I didn't see it you would have never been able to convince me that the Red Sox didn't just catch Cub disease in that 8th inning.

[Brownie]

After tomorrow, Cubs will be only 4 1/2 out despite being down three starting pitchers.

[Internet Apex]

What a ridiculous game. If I didn't see it you would have never been able to convince me that the Red Sox didn't just catch Cub disease in that 8th inning.

This is what we like to call watching a real team kick the ball all over the diamond like a bunch of drunk, overrated panks.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

What a ridiculous game. If I didn't see it you would have never been able to convince me that the Red Sox didn't just catch Cub disease in that 8th inning.

I just watched highlights of that 8th inning alone...if anyone was curious how our softball team looks like when we have our "Cody's" inning, that 8th inning'd do the trick.  Jebus I was having flashbacks.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Corey Patterson reached 1,000 hits on Friday.

Always humble, Patterson said. "I'm one of those guys who will appreciate it a little bit more once I'm done playing."

DPD.

I'm surprised, but not shocked, by that comment.  I knew he was delusional when he was young, I just thought it might be possible he'd grow up a little bit and see the errors of his ways.  Guess not.  What a dumbfuckingidiot.

[Quality Start Machine]

What a ridiculous game. If I didn't see it you would have never been able to convince me that the Red Sox didn't just catch Cub disease in that 8th inning.

I just watched highlights of that 8th inning alone...if anyone was curious how our softball team looks like when we have our "Cody's" inning, that 8th inning'd do the trick.  Jebus I was having flashbacks.

Was Youkilis screaming "COME ON!" after 5 errors before PANKing one of his own?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

What a ridiculous game. If I didn't see it you would have never been able to convince me that the Red Sox didn't just catch Cub disease in that 8th inning.

I just watched highlights of that 8th inning alone...if anyone was curious how our softball team looks like when we have our "Cody's" inning, that 8th inning'd do the trick.  Jebus I was having flashbacks.

Was Youkilis screaming "COME ON!" after 5 errors before PANKing one of his own?

I'm pretty good at reading lips and it looked to me like he shouted, "BASEBALL FOX IN TENSION!"

Guess he doesn't think much of Karros and Vasgersian's chemistry in the booth.

[Bort]

What a ridiculous game. If I didn't see it you would have never been able to convince me that the Red Sox didn't just catch Cub disease in that 8th inning.

I just watched highlights of that 8th inning alone...if anyone was curious how our softball team looks like when we have our "Cody's" inning, that 8th inning'd do the trick.  Jebus I was having flashbacks.

Was Youkilis screaming "COME ON!" after 5 errors before PANKing one of his own?

I'm pretty good at reading lips and it looked to me like he shouted, "BASEBALL FOX IN TENSION!"

Guess he doesn't think much of Karros and Vasgersian's chemistry in the booth.

I swee what you did there...

[morpheus]

Not sure if this belongs here or in the "Fuck these Goddamn Gutless Fucking Assholes" thread, but...

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110524&content_id=19487146&vkey=news_chc&c_id=chc

[Oleg]

Not sure if this belongs here or in the "Fuck these Goddamn Gutless Fucking Assholes" thread, but...

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110524&content_id=19487146&vkey=news_chc&c_id=chc

Believe indeed.