2011-12 Blackhawks: No Longer Accepting Mediocrity or Tolerating Bullshit

[Slaky]

The Blue Jackets come to town the day after Christmas.

Finally, a chance to give that disloyal assbag Sami Pahlsson (30 games as a Blackhawk in '09) what for.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm saving my ire for Andrew Ebbett.

I'm gonna boo the shit out of Randy Cunneyworth tomorrow.

Because he doesn't speak French?

BECAUSE HE ABANDONED MY BELOVED BLACKHAWKS AFTER DA NINETY TREE SEASON MY FRENT!

DID THOSE 22 GAMES MEAN NOTHING?




Also, because he doesn't speak French.

The gauntlet has been laid down.

Boo List: Moen, Blunden, Campoli and Cunneyworth.

What's a Cunneyworth?

BOOOOOO!

[Quality Start Machine]

The Blue Jackets come to town the day after Christmas.

Finally, a chance to give that disloyal assbag Sami Pahlsson (30 games as a Blackhawk in '09) what for.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm saving my ire for Andrew Ebbett.

I'm gonna boo the shit out of Randy Cunneyworth tomorrow.

Because he doesn't speak French?

BECAUSE HE ABANDONED MY BELOVED BLACKHAWKS AFTER DA NINETY TREE SEASON MY FRENT!

DID THOSE 22 GAMES MEAN NOTHING?




Also, because he doesn't speak French.

The gauntlet has been laid down.

Boo List: Moen, Blunden, Campoli and Cunneyworth.

What's a Cunneyworth?

BOOOOOO!

I'd boo Samsonov, but I did that when he was here.

[Slaky]

The Blue Jackets come to town the day after Christmas.

Finally, a chance to give that disloyal assbag Sami Pahlsson (30 games as a Blackhawk in '09) what for.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm saving my ire for Andrew Ebbett.

I'm gonna boo the shit out of Randy Cunneyworth tomorrow.

Because he doesn't speak French?

BECAUSE HE ABANDONED MY BELOVED BLACKHAWKS AFTER DA NINETY TREE SEASON MY FRENT!

DID THOSE 22 GAMES MEAN NOTHING?




Also, because he doesn't speak French.

The gauntlet has been laid down.

Boo List: Moen, Blunden, Campoli and Cunneyworth.

What's a Cunneyworth?

BOOOOOO!

I'd boo Samsonov, but I did that when he was here.

He was on the Vrbata/Aucoin teams, wasn't he? What a loathsome bunch. If I can remain a Hawk fan through those times I can be a Hawk fan through anything.

EDIT: I stand corrected. He was in the neighborhood, though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006%E2%80%9307_Chicago_Blackhawks_season#Player_stats

[Quality Start Machine]

The Blue Jackets come to town the day after Christmas.

Finally, a chance to give that disloyal assbag Sami Pahlsson (30 games as a Blackhawk in '09) what for.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm saving my ire for Andrew Ebbett.

I'm gonna boo the shit out of Randy Cunneyworth tomorrow.

Because he doesn't speak French?

BECAUSE HE ABANDONED MY BELOVED BLACKHAWKS AFTER DA NINETY TREE SEASON MY FRENT!

DID THOSE 22 GAMES MEAN NOTHING?




Also, because he doesn't speak French.

The gauntlet has been laid down.

Boo List: Moen, Blunden, Campoli and Cunneyworth.

What's a Cunneyworth?

BOOOOOO!

I'd boo Samsonov, but I did that when he was here.

He was on the Vrbata/Aucoin teams, wasn't he? What a loathsome bunch. If I can remain a Hawk fan through those times I can be a Hawk fan through anything.

EDIT: I stand corrected. He was in the neighborhood, though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006%E2%80%9307_Chicago_Blackhawks_season#Player_stats

One night while I was waiting for my wife to get ready to go out, I had the game on downstairs.

ME: Goddamnit, shoot the puck, you asshole!

WIFE (from upstairs): Samsonov?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Not Blackhawks-related, but I laughed...

Report: Islanders' Rick DiPietro, On IR, Suffers Lower-Body Injury

#NotTheOnion

[Chuck to Chuck]

Bump

[Quality Start Machine]

Jay Zawaski is a fucking waterhead.

[Internet Apex]

Jay Zawaski is a fucking waterhead.

I had my suspicions. 

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

WTF, traffic pole?

Blackhawks captain Jonathan Toews was involved in a car accident in the loop Thursday morning and according to two eyewitnesses, he left in an ambulance.

Toews' black AMG Mercedes Benz struck an "L" support beam at the intersection of Lake and Garvey in the loop just before 10 a.m. 670 The Score confirmed the vehicle is registered to the Blackhawks center and witnesses said he was driving the car.

The Blackhawks later confirmed the accident.

"Jonathan Toews was in a minor one-car collision in downtown Chicago this morning while driving himself to the United Center. He was not injured," the team said in a statement.

"I saw his car in the pole," Theron Banks, an employee at Steak Express said. "I came out. People were everywhere. Toews was in the ambulance. People were videotaping and taking pictures and trying to get autographs, but police said they couldn't get autographs."

Banks said Toews was alone and left in the ambulance. The Blackhawks deny that he left in an ambulance, but a security guard who did not want to provide his name, also said Toews left in the ambulance.

The Blackhawks' captain will miss his second game in a row Thursday night with an upper body injury. 670 The Score learned Wednesday that the injury is a concussion.

[Gilgamesh]

WTF, traffic pole?

Blackhawks captain Jonathan Toews was involved in a car accident in the loop Thursday morning and according to two eyewitnesses, he left in an ambulance.

Toews' black AMG Mercedes Benz struck an "L" support beam at the intersection of Lake and Garvey in the loop just before 10 a.m. 670 The Score confirmed the vehicle is registered to the Blackhawks center and witnesses said he was driving the car.

The Blackhawks later confirmed the accident.

"Jonathan Toews was in a minor one-car collision in downtown Chicago this morning while driving himself to the United Center. He was not injured," the team said in a statement.

"I saw his car in the pole," Theron Banks, an employee at Steak Express said. "I came out. People were everywhere. Toews was in the ambulance. People were videotaping and taking pictures and trying to get autographs, but police said they couldn't get autographs."

Banks said Toews was alone and left in the ambulance. The Blackhawks deny that he left in an ambulance, but a security guard who did not want to provide his name, also said Toews left in the ambulance.

The Blackhawks' captain will miss his second game in a row Thursday night with an upper body injury. 670 The Score learned Wednesday that the injury is a concussion.

I love the autograph angle of this story.

"Hey, that guy was just is in accident!"

"Is he okay?"

"I don't know, but I think it Jonathan Toews."

"Oh, we should get his autograph!!"

[CT III]

Well, this is puzzling.

http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/blog/eye-on-hockey/17746429/daniel-carcillo-signs-2-year-extension-with-blackhawks

[Slaky]

Well, this is puzzling.

http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/blog/eye-on-hockey/17746429/daniel-carcillo-signs-2-year-extension-with-blackhawks

Guaranteed it's super cheap. If that's the case, whatever.

[CT III]

Well, this is puzzling.

http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/blog/eye-on-hockey/17746429/daniel-carcillo-signs-2-year-extension-with-blackhawks

Guaranteed it's super cheap. If that's the case, whatever.

I'm not worried about the money so much as about Q trying to shoe-horn Car-bomb into the top 6 for the next two seasons.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Maybe Q just wants someone to shoot that damn puck during a power play. The current guys didn't seem to want to do that last night.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Maybe Q just wants someone to shoot that damn puck during a power play. The current guys didn't seem to want to do that last night.

I thought you'd stopped watching after their last loss to the Kings.