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Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 15, 2011, 02:10:13 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 15, 2011, 01:46:27 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 15, 2011, 01:30:10 PM
We should also note for the record Stalberg's re-signing a few days ago at $1.75MM/2 years, which seems like a nice number.

Also a very tradeable number.

We get it, Fork. You think Viktor Stalberg is a pussy.

He grinds like a goal scorer and scores like a grinder.
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Quote from: Fork on July 17, 2011, 08:27:26 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 15, 2011, 02:10:13 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 15, 2011, 01:46:27 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 15, 2011, 01:30:10 PM
We should also note for the record Stalberg's re-signing a few days ago at $1.75MM/2 years, which seems like a nice number.

Also a very tradeable number.

We get it, Fork. You think Viktor Stalberg is a pussy.

He grinds like a goal scorer and scores like a grinder.

Viktor Stalberg is a pussy. I would happily tell anyone in 323 who would or wouldn't listen last season and he'd usually end up crashing into something to help me prove my point.

BUT HE'S SO HANDSOME.

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Quote from: Slaky on July 18, 2011, 09:21:56 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 17, 2011, 08:27:26 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 15, 2011, 02:10:13 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 15, 2011, 01:46:27 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 15, 2011, 01:30:10 PM
We should also note for the record Stalberg's re-signing a few days ago at $1.75MM/2 years, which seems like a nice number.

Also a very tradeable number.

We get it, Fork. You think Viktor Stalberg is a pussy.

He grinds like a goal scorer and scores like a grinder.

Viktor Stalberg is a pussy. I would happily tell anyone in 323 who would or wouldn't listen last season and he'd usually end up crashing into something to help me prove my point.

BUT HE'S SO HANDSOME.

...and fast.
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Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 18, 2011, 09:23:17 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 18, 2011, 09:21:56 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 17, 2011, 08:27:26 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 15, 2011, 02:10:13 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 15, 2011, 01:46:27 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 15, 2011, 01:30:10 PM
We should also note for the record Stalberg's re-signing a few days ago at $1.75MM/2 years, which seems like a nice number.

Also a very tradeable number.

We get it, Fork. You think Viktor Stalberg is a pussy.

He grinds like a goal scorer and scores like a grinder.

Viktor Stalberg is a pussy. I would happily tell anyone in 323 who would or wouldn't listen last season and he'd usually end up crashing into something to help me prove my point.

BUT HE'S SO HANDSOME.

...and fast.

...and oh, so tan.
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"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

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Quote from: Fork on July 18, 2011, 11:02:27 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 18, 2011, 09:23:17 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 18, 2011, 09:21:56 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 17, 2011, 08:27:26 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 15, 2011, 02:10:13 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 15, 2011, 01:46:27 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 15, 2011, 01:30:10 PM
We should also note for the record Stalberg's re-signing a few days ago at $1.75MM/2 years, which seems like a nice number.

Also a very tradeable number.

We get it, Fork. You think Viktor Stalberg is a pussy.

He grinds like a goal scorer and scores like a grinder.

Viktor Stalberg is a pussy. I would happily tell anyone in 323 who would or wouldn't listen last season and he'd usually end up crashing into something to help me prove my point.

BUT HE'S SO HANDSOME.

...and fast.

...and oh, so tan.

Geez, enough about Byfuglien already.
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Quote from: BBM on July 23, 2011, 12:54:07 PM
woohoo chicago signs gretzky


ohh wait....

...
shit

He's so Cub - he hits like his old man.
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Quote from: BBM on July 23, 2011, 12:54:07 PM
woohoo chicago signs gretzky


ohh wait....

...
shit

Hottest ballplayer's mom since...?
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Quote from: PANK! on July 25, 2011, 01:35:02 PM
Quote from: BBM on July 23, 2011, 12:54:07 PM
woohoo chicago signs gretzky


ohh wait....

...
shit

Hottest ballplayer's mom since...?

Ooohh...fun game.

I submit, for consideration:

Cecilia Rodhe, mother to Joakim Noah:

"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"



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Meanwhile, in Nashville...

QuoteShea Weber won his arbitration case against the Nashville Predators, and won it big: He was awarded a $7.5-million, 1-year contract that is the largest-ever arbitration award in the NHL.

According to CBC Sports: "The previous record for an arbitrator's award is $7 million, to John LeClair of Philadelphia in 2000 and Scott Niedermayer of New Jersey in 2004."

The contract gives him the highest cap hit for a defenseman in the NHL and make him the fifth-highest paid defenseman in base salary. (Tim Wharnsby of CBC Sports was first with the figure.) The salary increases the Predators' payroll to $48.7 million according to Cap Geek. The NHL salary cap floor is $48.3 million.

...

On The Forecheck had a rundown of some NHL players that fell into that category — Duncan Keith and Brent Seabrook of the Chicago Blackhawks, as well as Dion Phaneuf of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Weber's salary is right in the middle of Keith's ($8 million in 2011-12) and Seabrook's ($7 million).
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Quote from: PenPho on July 25, 2011, 01:40:17 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 25, 2011, 01:35:02 PM
Quote from: BBM on July 23, 2011, 12:54:07 PM
woohoo chicago signs gretzky


ohh wait....

...
shit

Hottest ballplayer's mom since...?

Ooohh...fun game.

I submit, for consideration:

Cecilia Rodhe, mother to Joakim Noah:



It makes you wonder just how fugly Noah's dad had to be, given that's 1/2 of Noah's gene pool.
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Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on August 03, 2011, 09:13:09 PM
It makes you wonder just how fugly Noah's dad had to be, given that's 1/2 of Noah's gene pool.

Yannick Noah.

He's huge in France.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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