Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew

[Bort]

Jeff Conaway.

[Quality Start Machine]

Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

[BH]

Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

[Quality Start Machine]

Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

[BH]

Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

[Quality Start Machine]

Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

After his Japanese earthquake jokes (also on Twitter) cost him his Aflac gig?

[Slaky]

Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.

[Gilgamesh]

Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.

That's THE Donald to you, mister.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.

If I'm not mistaken, he amassed a good deal of his current fortune when his dad died.

[Slaky]

Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.

If I'm not mistaken, he amassed a good deal of his current fortune when his dad died.

Then it should be fun to see what happens when Trump dies, not because he's a cumstain, but because his rumplefugly children will probably end up with a lot less than they think.

[Bort]

But he IS a cumstain, right?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.

If I'm not mistaken, he amassed a good deal of his current fortune when his dad died.

Then it should be fun to see what happens when Trump dies, not because he's a cumstain, but because his rumplefugly children will probably end up with a lot less than they think.

I find Ivanka attractive enough.

Then again, she appears to be the exception, not the rule.

[Slaky]

Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.

If I'm not mistaken, he amassed a good deal of his current fortune when his dad died.

Then it should be fun to see what happens when Trump dies, not because he's a cumstain, but because his rumplefugly children will probably end up with a lot less than they think.

I find Ivanka attractive enough.

Then again, she appears to be the exception, not the rule.

She has moments. Sometimes I can't decide whether or not she has rows upon rows of teeth, like a veneer shark.

But he IS a cumstain, right?

Yes.

[flannj]

But he IS a cumstain, right?

He certainly is, and for more than just his "politics".

Got a few hours to spare? Do a Google search of "Trump sued" and you'll find nuggets like this.