The Casey Coleman Counter: How Many Can He Walk?

[Saul Goodman]

.091/.167/.208/.375

[Saul Goodman]

.086/.159/.198/.357

Today's Results:

0-for-4

You can do it, Tyler!

[Tony]

How did he hit 20 homers last year? Is he going to get 20 hits this year?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

How did he hit 20 homers last year? Is he going to get 20 hits this year?

Has he not had a hit since his walk off double against against San Diego?  And, if so, has the San Diego pitcher killed himself yet?

[Internet Apex]

How did he hit 20 homers last year? Is he going to get 20 hits this year?

Has he not had a hit since his walk off double against against San Diego?  And, if so, has the San Diego pitcher killed himself yet?

If the Padres hadn't PANKED the cutoff throw, Soto would have been hosed at the plate. And we'd all be dead right now.

[Tony]

I still think he should play everyday. Because why the fuck not at this point.

[Brownie]

How did he hit 20 homers last year? Is he going to get 20 hits this year?

Has he not had a hit since his walk off double against against San Diego?  And, if so, has the San Diego pitcher killed himself yet?

He got a hit off the great Barry Enright in the seventh inning of the April 28, 2011 game. With the Cubs within nine runs, Colvin lashed a single to the gap in right center to send Marlon Byrd to third. Geo's sac fly brought the Cubs within eight 10-2. Alas, Colvin has been hitless since then. He struck out against the great Josh Collmenter in the ninth and has proceeded to go 0-for-31 with two walks, an RBI, a run scored, a sacrifice, and nine strikeouts. That's a .000/.061/.000/.061 line for you.

You wonder about the sacrifice and the run scored? It came May 31 against Houston. He pushed a bunt towards Jordan Lyles, who decided to gun down Brad Snyder at third. The throw went wild, Snyder scored (tying the game) and Colvin scored the go ahead run.

Would Javy Baez do any worse?

[CBStew]

.086/.159/.198/.357

Today's Results:

0-for-4

You can do it, Tyler!

I think that it is outrageous that he won't be able to get to .000 this season.  Or can he?

[Internet Apex]

.086/.159/.198/.357

Today's Results:

0-for-4

You can do it, Tyler!

I think that it is outrageous that he won't be able to get to .000 this season.  Or can he?

If he gets traded to the American League. It's Gotta Hai.

[Brownie]

.086/.159/.198/.357

Today's Results:

0-for-4

You can do it, Tyler!

Imagine if he bats behind Human Out Machine Juan Pierre!

I think that it is outrageous that he won't be able to get to .000 this season.  Or can he?

If he gets traded to the American League. It's Gotta Hai.

[Gilgamesh]

How did he hit 20 homers last year? Is he going to get 20 hits this year?

Has he not had a hit since his walk off double against against San Diego?  And, if so, has the San Diego pitcher killed himself yet?

He got a hit off the great Barry Enright in the seventh inning of the April 28, 2011 game. With the Cubs within nine runs, Colvin lashed a single to the gap in right center to send Marlon Byrd to third. Geo's sac fly brought the Cubs within eight 10-2. Alas, Colvin has been hitless since then. He struck out against the great Josh Collmenter in the ninth and has proceeded to go 0-for-31 with two walks, an RBI, a run scored, a sacrifice, and nine strikeouts. That's a .000/.061/.000/.061 line for you.

You wonder about the sacrifice and the run scored? It came May 31 against Houston. He pushed a bunt towards Jordan Lyles, who decided to gun down Brad Snyder at third. The throw went wild, Snyder scored (tying the game) and Colvin scored the go ahead run.

Would Javy Baez do any worse?

JAVARNZO BAEZENBEANZ?

[Powdered Toast Man]

.086/.159/.198/.357

Today's Results:

0-for-4

You can do it, Tyler!

This makes me very, very, very sad.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

How did he hit 20 homers last year? Is he going to get 20 hits this year?

Has he not had a hit since his walk off double against against San Diego?  And, if so, has the San Diego pitcher killed himself yet?

He got a hit off the great Barry Enright in the seventh inning of the April 28, 2011 game. With the Cubs within nine runs, Colvin lashed a single to the gap in right center to send Marlon Byrd to third. Geo's sac fly brought the Cubs within eight 10-2. Alas, Colvin has been hitless since then. He struck out against the great Josh Collmenter in the ninth and has proceeded to go 0-for-31 with two walks, an RBI, a run scored, a sacrifice, and nine strikeouts. That's a .000/.061/.000/.061 line for you.

You wonder about the sacrifice and the run scored? It came May 31 against Houston. He pushed a bunt towards Jordan Lyles, who decided to gun down Brad Snyder at third. The throw went wild, Snyder scored (tying the game) and Colvin scored the go ahead run.

Would Javy Baez do any worse?

JAVARNZO BAEZENBEANZ?

Racist.

[Saul Goodman]

.086/.159/.198/.357

Today's Results:

0-for-4

You can do it, Tyler!

This makes me very, very, very sad.

Watching this team makes me sad. I want nothing more than for him to turn it around and serve as the centerpiece of a Peavy/Roberts/Maybin deadline bonanza.

[BH]

I still think he should play everyday. Because why the fuck not at this point.

Why we aren't starting Vitters too? Maybe quade is worried about the building owners across the street when one of Vitters tape measure shots scream through brick.