The Casey Coleman Counter: How Many Can He Walk?

[BH]

I honestly believe that, just to clear up any confusion there might be as to whether it's a good thing or not, we should introduce twenty lashes for anybody who reaches over a railing in a ballpark.

Isn't the obvious solution to design better outfield walls? One of the beautiful things about Wrigley is that that Basket is the Yellow Line. There's no ambiguity.  No fan can touch the ball without it already being a home run.

Fuck the Phillies architect.

Todd Ricketts is already printing "The Baskets are the bestest" baby t-shirts.

[Tonker]

I honestly believe that, just to clear up any confusion there might be as to whether it's a good thing or not, we should introduce twenty lashes for anybody who reaches over a railing in a ballpark.

Isn't the obvious solution to design better outfield walls? One of the beautiful things about Wrigley is that that Basket is the Yellow Line. There's no ambiguity.  No fan can touch the ball without it already being a home run.

Fuck the Phillies architect.

That's one solution.  I think twenty lashes is more elegant.

[Internet Apex]

If the Cubs get pwned by Halladay today and fail to win 3 in a row for the first time, it will be largely because Quade refused to refuse to tolerate bullshit last night.

[Slaky]

Am I the only one disappointed by this two game winning streak?

[Internet Apex]

Am I the only one disappointed by this two game winning streak?

Probably. I can't imagine anybody else caring. But fret not ----> Roy. Halladay. Female. Direwolf.

[SKO]

Am I the only one disappointed by this two game winning streak?

Hi All,
Here's my take on it. In the last thread, people were talking about changing their allegiance and rooting for another team. You know what? I'm not wired that way. I'm a Cubs fan, through and through. AND, I believe that each of you feel the same way.

So, here's what I'm thinking. I'm going to root for the Chicago Cubs. I'm going to root for them more than I ever have before. But, here's the catch. I'm going to root for them to lose each and every fucking game that they play until management finally gets a clue that far reaching changes are needed. When that happens, we can then hope that Hendry and Quade are both relieved of their duties. Let's dump all of the old regime salaries and eat whatever needs to be eaten to make the rest go away. Start from scratch and BUILD a winner. At that point, maybe we can bring in Ryne Sandberg to lead the talent search and make the tough (and smart) managerial decisions which seem to elude Mr. Q.

So, I ask you all to join me in rooting for the Chicago Cubs. Let's root for them to continue this slide until it gets us the change we so deserve.

[Slaky]

Am I the only one disappointed by this two game winning streak?

Hi All,
Here's my take on it. In the last thread, people were talking about changing their allegiance and rooting for another team. You know what? I'm not wired that way. I'm a Cubs fan, through and through. AND, I believe that each of you feel the same way.

So, here's what I'm thinking. I'm going to root for the Chicago Cubs. I'm going to root for them more than I ever have before. But, here's the catch. I'm going to root for them to lose each and every fucking game that they play until management finally gets a clue that far reaching changes are needed. When that happens, we can then hope that Hendry and Quade are both relieved of their duties. Let's dump all of the old regime salaries and eat whatever needs to be eaten to make the rest go away. Start from scratch and BUILD a winner. At that point, maybe we can bring in Ryne Sandberg to lead the talent search and make the tough (and smart) managerial decisions which seem to elude Mr. Q.

So, I ask you all to join me in rooting for the Chicago Cubs. Let's root for them to continue this slide until it gets us the change we so deserve.

Yes, I must be Fro Dog. Well played, scientist.

[SKO]

Am I the only one disappointed by this two game winning streak?

Hi All,
Here's my take on it. In the last thread, people were talking about changing their allegiance and rooting for another team. You know what? I'm not wired that way. I'm a Cubs fan, through and through. AND, I believe that each of you feel the same way.

So, here's what I'm thinking. I'm going to root for the Chicago Cubs. I'm going to root for them more than I ever have before. But, here's the catch. I'm going to root for them to lose each and every fucking game that they play until management finally gets a clue that far reaching changes are needed. When that happens, we can then hope that Hendry and Quade are both relieved of their duties. Let's dump all of the old regime salaries and eat whatever needs to be eaten to make the rest go away. Start from scratch and BUILD a winner. At that point, maybe we can bring in Ryne Sandberg to lead the talent search and make the tough (and smart) managerial decisions which seem to elude Mr. Q.

So, I ask you all to join me in rooting for the Chicago Cubs. Let's root for them to continue this slide until it gets us the change we so deserve.

Yes, I must be Fro Dog. Well played, scientist.

I kid, of course. Slaky doesn't root against his own team. It's not like you're Gil or something.

[Richard Chuggar]

Am I the only one disappointed by this two game winning streak?

Hi All,
Here's my take on it. In the last thread, people were talking about changing their allegiance and rooting for another team. You know what? I'm not wired that way. I'm a Cubs fan, through and through. AND, I believe that each of you feel the same way.

So, here's what I'm thinking. I'm going to root for the Chicago Cubs. I'm going to root for them more than I ever have before. But, here's the catch. I'm going to root for them to lose each and every fucking game that they play until management finally gets a clue that far reaching changes are needed. When that happens, we can then hope that Hendry and Quade are both relieved of their duties. Let's dump all of the old regime salaries and eat whatever needs to be eaten to make the rest go away. Start from scratch and BUILD a winner. At that point, maybe we can bring in Ryne Sandberg to lead the talent search and make the tough (and smart) managerial decisions which seem to elude Mr. Q.

So, I ask you all to join me in rooting for the Chicago Cubs. Let's root for them to continue this slide until it gets us the change we so deserve.

Yes, I must be Fro Dog. Well played, scientist.

You're not Fro Dog.  You're Jimmy D.  Idito.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Am I the only one disappointed by this two game winning streak?

I'm fine with them winning again once that losing streak ended the other night.  While that streak was going on, however, I was rooting for it to be extended to epic proportions.  Oh well.

[R-V]

Am I the only one disappointed by this two game winning streak?

Hi All,
Here's my take on it. In the last thread, people were talking about changing their allegiance and rooting for another team. You know what? I'm not wired that way. I'm a Cubs fan, through and through. AND, I believe that each of you feel the same way.

So, here's what I'm thinking. I'm going to root for the Chicago Cubs. I'm going to root for them more than I ever have before. But, here's the catch. I'm going to root for them to lose each and every fucking game that they play until management finally gets a clue that far reaching changes are needed. When that happens, we can then hope that Hendry and Quade are both relieved of their duties. Let's dump all of the old regime salaries and eat whatever needs to be eaten to make the rest go away. Start from scratch and BUILD a winner. At that point, maybe we can bring in Ryne Sandberg to lead the talent search and make the tough (and smart) managerial decisions which seem to elude Mr. Q.

So, I ask you all to join me in rooting for the Chicago Cubs. Let's root for them to continue this slide until it gets us the change we so deserve.

Yes, I must be Fro Dog. Well played, scientist.

You're not Fro Dog.  You're Jimmy D.  Idito.

No shame in being compared to Jimmy Dean. The man makes a mean breakfast sassage, even from the grave.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Am I the only one disappointed by this two game winning streak?

Hi All,
Here's my take on it. In the last thread, people were talking about changing their allegiance and rooting for another team. You know what? I'm not wired that way. I'm a Cubs fan, through and through. AND, I believe that each of you feel the same way.

So, here's what I'm thinking. I'm going to root for the Chicago Cubs. I'm going to root for them more than I ever have before. But, here's the catch. I'm going to root for them to lose each and every fucking game that they play until management finally gets a clue that far reaching changes are needed. When that happens, we can then hope that Hendry and Quade are both relieved of their duties. Let's dump all of the old regime salaries and eat whatever needs to be eaten to make the rest go away. Start from scratch and BUILD a winner. At that point, maybe we can bring in Ryne Sandberg to lead the talent search and make the tough (and smart) managerial decisions which seem to elude Mr. Q.

So, I ask you all to join me in rooting for the Chicago Cubs. Let's root for them to continue this slide until it gets us the change we so deserve.

Yes, I must be Fro Dog. Well played, scientist.

You're not Fro Dog.  You're Jimmy D.  Idito.

No shame in being compared to Jimmy Dean. The man makes a mean breakfast sassage, even from the grave.

I thought he was speaking ill of Jimmy Damon.

THE MAN IS DYING OF CANCER, CHAD!

[Bort]

Am I the only one disappointed by this two game winning streak?

Hi All,
Here's my take on it. In the last thread, people were talking about changing their allegiance and rooting for another team. You know what? I'm not wired that way. I'm a Cubs fan, through and through. AND, I believe that each of you feel the same way.

So, here's what I'm thinking. I'm going to root for the Chicago Cubs. I'm going to root for them more than I ever have before. But, here's the catch. I'm going to root for them to lose each and every fucking game that they play until management finally gets a clue that far reaching changes are needed. When that happens, we can then hope that Hendry and Quade are both relieved of their duties. Let's dump all of the old regime salaries and eat whatever needs to be eaten to make the rest go away. Start from scratch and BUILD a winner. At that point, maybe we can bring in Ryne Sandberg to lead the talent search and make the tough (and smart) managerial decisions which seem to elude Mr. Q.

So, I ask you all to join me in rooting for the Chicago Cubs. Let's root for them to continue this slide until it gets us the change we so deserve.

Yes, I must be Fro Dog. Well played, scientist.

You're not Fro Dog.  You're Jimmy D.  Idito.

No shame in being compared to Jimmy Dean. The man makes a mean breakfast sassage, even from the grave.

I thought he was speaking ill of Jimmy Damon.

THE MAN IS DYING OF CANCER, CHAD!

NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN.

[Internet Apex]

I've observed Slaky getting a just a smidge asshurt over being compared to awful bloggers here of late. Maybe a little softspot in that bearded armor there? Maybe a little bit?

/praise from caesar

[SKO]

I've observed Slaky getting a just a smidge asshurt over being compared to awful bloggers here of late. Maybe a little softspot in that bearded armor there? Maybe a little bit?

/praise from caesar

I hope so. If there's some hidden anguish or pain behind that bearded facade that only makes him even dreamier.