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Tonker

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Tree of Life
« on: July 02, 2011, 03:42:07 PM »
Fuck me, what a load of pish.  About a third of the way through I seriously wondered if somebody was having a laugh at my expense.  I haven't had to sit through anything that bad since "Vanilla Sky" or "Magnolia".  Pretentious bollocks - do yourselves a huge favour and steer well clear.  Thank God I managed to nod off for the last fifteen minutes.

Tree of Life?  Tree of Shite more like.  I want my fucking money back.
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Re: Tree of Life
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2011, 01:11:24 AM »
I haven't seen it but I'm going with Tree of Shite. Pre=emptive shite.
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Re: Tree of Life
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2011, 11:30:05 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on July 02, 2011, 03:42:07 PM
Fuck me, what a load of pish.  About a third of the way through I seriously wondered if somebody was having a laugh at my expense.  I haven't had to sit through anything that bad since "Vanilla Sky" or "Magnolia".  Pretentious bollocks - do yourselves a huge favour and steer well clear.  Thank God I managed to nod off for the last fifteen minutes.

Tree of Life?  Tree of Shite more like.  I want my fucking money back.

Thanks for reminding me what a piece of shit Vanilla Sky was.

Now I'm angry all over again for spending money on that horsecrap.
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Re: Tree of Life
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2011, 07:43:50 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on July 02, 2011, 03:42:07 PM
Fuck me, what a load of pish.  About a third of the way through I seriously wondered if somebody was having a laugh at my expense.  I haven't had to sit through anything that bad since "Vanilla Sky" or "Magnolia".  Pretentious bollocks - do yourselves a huge favour and steer well clear.  Thank God I managed to nod off for the last fifteen minutes.

Tree of Life?  Tree of Shite more like.  I want my fucking money back.

I'm 40 min into this movie and I have no clue about what the fuck is going on.  It's just a bunch of weird clips edited together. 
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Re: Tree of Life
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2011, 08:33:23 PM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 27, 2011, 07:43:50 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 02, 2011, 03:42:07 PM
Fuck me, what a load of pish.  About a third of the way through I seriously wondered if somebody was having a laugh at my expense.  I haven't had to sit through anything that bad since "Vanilla Sky" or "Magnolia".  Pretentious bollocks - do yourselves a huge favour and steer well clear.  Thank God I managed to nod off for the last fifteen minutes.

Tree of Life?  Tree of Shite more like.  I want my fucking money back.

I'm 40 min into this movie and I have no clue about what the fuck is going on.  It's just a bunch of weird clips edited together. 

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