2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread

[Internet Apex]

BUTTPUDDLE!!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/highschool/07/28/kiel-commits-indiana/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a12&eref=sihp

[R-V]

BUTTPUDDLE!!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/highschool/07/28/kiel-commits-indiana/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a12&eref=sihp

What's not to like? His name's Gunner, he's from buttpuddle, and he's staying in buttpuddle so he can fail in front of his family and friends. I'm sure said family is already digging a nice living pit outside Memorial Stadium, so they can roast squirrel feet over a trash pile and brew homemade Shasta in an empty propane tank in between games.

[Internet Apex]

BUTTPUDDLE!!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/highschool/07/28/kiel-commits-indiana/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a12&eref=sihp

What's not to like? His name's Gunner, he's from buttpuddle, and he's staying in buttpuddle so he can fail in front of his family and friends. I'm sure said family is already digging a nice living pit outside Memorial Stadium, so they can roast squirrel feet over a trash pile and brew homemade Shasta in an empty propane tank in between games.

What's not to like? Well, a certain member of said family:

http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=11085116

http://www.wthr.com/global/story.asp?s=13066395

[R-V]

BUTTPUDDLE!!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/highschool/07/28/kiel-commits-indiana/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a12&eref=sihp

What's not to like? His name's Gunner, he's from buttpuddle, and he's staying in buttpuddle so he can fail in front of his family and friends. I'm sure said family is already digging a nice living pit outside Memorial Stadium, so they can roast squirrel feet over a trash pile and brew homemade Shasta in an empty propane tank in between games.

What's not to like? Well, a certain member of said family:

http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=11085116

http://www.wthr.com/global/story.asp?s=13066395

Holy shit, why hasn't anyone told me about this Kiel family until now? Heavy drinking, washed-up former athlete dad from Dumphole, IN with a quick temper and two boys with trailer-ready names who will bring him the glory he could never achieve. I bet they bought a new 4 wheeler with the big fat money order they got from Kelvin WilsonSampson.

[Brownie]

BUTTPUDDLE!!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/highschool/07/28/kiel-commits-indiana/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a12&eref=sihp

What's not to like? His name's Gunner, he's from buttpuddle, and he's staying in buttpuddle so he can fail in front of his family and friends. I'm sure said family is already digging a nice living pit outside Memorial Stadium, so they can roast squirrel feet over a trash pile and brew homemade Shasta in an empty propane tank in between games.

What's not to like? Well, a certain member of said family:

http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=11085116

http://www.wthr.com/global/story.asp?s=13066395

Holy shit, why hasn't anyone told me about this Kiel family until now? Heavy drinking, washed-up former athlete dad from Dumphole, IN with a quick temper and two boys with trailer-ready names who will bring him the glory he could never achieve. I bet they bought a new 4 wheeler with the big fat money order they got from Kelvin WilsonSampson.

To be fair, Blair is the asshole uncle, and Illinois is the Big Ten "I" school with the history of paying players. IU, during its dirty days of Kelvin Sampson, committed the heinous crime of 3-way calling.

[R-V]

BUTTPUDDLE!!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/highschool/07/28/kiel-commits-indiana/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a12&eref=sihp

What's not to like? His name's Gunner, he's from buttpuddle, and he's staying in buttpuddle so he can fail in front of his family and friends. I'm sure said family is already digging a nice living pit outside Memorial Stadium, so they can roast squirrel feet over a trash pile and brew homemade Shasta in an empty propane tank in between games.

What's not to like? Well, a certain member of said family:

http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=11085116

http://www.wthr.com/global/story.asp?s=13066395

Holy shit, why hasn't anyone told me about this Kiel family until now? Heavy drinking, washed-up former athlete dad from Dumphole, IN with a quick temper and two boys with trailer-ready names who will bring him the glory he could never achieve. I bet they bought a new 4 wheeler with the big fat money order they got from Kelvin WilsonSampson.

To be fair, Blair is the asshole uncle, and Illinois is the Big Ten "I" school with the history of paying players. IU, during its dirty days of Kelvin Sampson, committed the heinous crime of 3-way calling.

We're talking about Indiana here. The line between dad and uncle is thinner than Gunner's well-worn underoos.

[Slaky]

BUTTPUDDLE!!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/highschool/07/28/kiel-commits-indiana/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a12&eref=sihp

What's not to like? His name's Gunner, he's from buttpuddle, and he's staying in buttpuddle so he can fail in front of his family and friends. I'm sure said family is already digging a nice living pit outside Memorial Stadium, so they can roast squirrel feet over a trash pile and brew homemade Shasta in an empty propane tank in between games.

What's not to like? Well, a certain member of said family:

http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=11085116

http://www.wthr.com/global/story.asp?s=13066395

Holy shit, why hasn't anyone told me about this Kiel family until now? Heavy drinking, washed-up former athlete dad from Dumphole, IN with a quick temper and two boys with trailer-ready names who will bring him the glory he could never achieve. I bet they bought a new 4 wheeler with the big fat money order they got from Kelvin WilsonSampson.

To be fair, Blair is the asshole uncle, and Illinois is the Big Ten "I" school with the history of paying players. IU, during its dirty days of Kelvin Sampson, committed the heinous crime of 3-way calling.

We're talking about Indiana here. The line between dad and uncle is thinner than Gunner's well-worn underoos. Brad Biggs' perineum after years of Tim Shaw's girth.

Wrong thread.

[R-V]

BUTTPUDDLE!!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/highschool/07/28/kiel-commits-indiana/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a12&eref=sihp

What's not to like? His name's Gunner, he's from buttpuddle, and he's staying in buttpuddle so he can fail in front of his family and friends. I'm sure said family is already digging a nice living pit outside Memorial Stadium, so they can roast squirrel feet over a trash pile and brew homemade Shasta in an empty propane tank in between games.

What's not to like? Well, a certain member of said family:

http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=11085116

http://www.wthr.com/global/story.asp?s=13066395

Holy shit, why hasn't anyone told me about this Kiel family until now? Heavy drinking, washed-up former athlete dad from Dumphole, IN with a quick temper and two boys with trailer-ready names who will bring him the glory he could never achieve. I bet they bought a new 4 wheeler with the big fat money order they got from Kelvin WilsonSampson.

To be fair, Blair is the asshole uncle, and Illinois is the Big Ten "I" school with the history of paying players. IU, during its dirty days of Kelvin Sampson, committed the heinous crime of 3-way calling.

We're talking about Indiana here. The line between dad and uncle is thinner than Gunner's well-worn underoos. Brad Biggs' perineum after years of Tim Shaw's girth.

Wrong thread.

Biggsy's undercarriage smells like the birthin' fluids that the Kiels never bothered to hose out of their birthin' shed after Gunner was born.

[Internet Apex]

I'm in tears.

[Saul Goodman]

Pre-Snap Read Previews
20. Penn State
29. Michigan
35. Northwestern
38. Iowa
41. Michigan State
57. Illinois
59. Northern Illinois
76. Purdue
80. Arkansas State
92. Minnesota
103. Indiana
TBA: LSU, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Wisconsin

Which ones did I miss?

[Yeti]

Pre-Snap Read Previews
35. Northwestern (will update with link when posted tonight)
38. Iowa
41. Michigan State
57. Illinois
59. Northern Illinois
76. Purdue
92. Minnesota
103. Indiana
TBA: LSU, Michigan, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Penn State, Wisconsin

Which ones did I miss?

Arkansas State

[JD]

Pre-Snap Read Previews
35. Northwestern (will update with link when posted tonight)
38. Iowa
41. Michigan State
57. Illinois
59. Northern Illinois
76. Purdue
92. Minnesota
103. Indiana
TBA: LSU, Michigan, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Penn State, Wisconsin

Which ones did I miss?

Arkansas State

Never forget.


I'm predicting a HOWL-ing good time for the A-State Red Wolves, y'all...DANG!

[BBM]

Pre-Snap Read Previews
35. Northwestern (will update with link when posted tonight)
38. Iowa
41. Michigan State
57. Illinois
59. Northern Illinois
76. Purdue
92. Minnesota
103. Indiana
TBA: LSU, Michigan, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Penn State, Wisconsin

Which ones did I miss?

Arkansas State

Never forget.


I'm predicting a HOWL-ing good time for the A-State Red Wolves, y'all...DANG!

If I know anything about Arkansas State, the jokes in the preview will be drier than the county the school resides in.

[Yeti]

Pre-Snap Read Previews
35. Northwestern (will update with link when posted tonight)
38. Iowa
41. Michigan State
57. Illinois
59. Northern Illinois
76. Purdue
92. Minnesota
103. Indiana
TBA: LSU, Michigan, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Penn State, Wisconsin

Which ones did I miss?

Arkansas State

Never forget.


I'm predicting a HOWL-ing good time for the A-State Red Wolves, y'all...DANG!

Ryan Aplin, Derek Lawson, Amos Draper, and Allen Muse to the Sun Belt chammenship!

[JD]

Pre-Snap Read Previews
35. Northwestern (will update with link when posted tonight)
38. Iowa
41. Michigan State
57. Illinois
59. Northern Illinois
76. Purdue
92. Minnesota
103. Indiana
TBA: LSU, Michigan, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Penn State, Wisconsin

Which ones did I miss?

Arkansas State

Never forget.


I'm predicting a HOWL-ing good time for the A-State Red Wolves, y'all...DANG!

If I know anything about Arkansas State, the jokes in the preview will be drier than the county the school resides in.

The county line is only about 20 minutes away.  And how many people can say they've been on a bona fide beer run?